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Enkindu
Enkindu
lol You've reduced yourself into trying to get people to believe you get skirts now? You know, nobody actually believes you right? I think that's why you keep talking about it. You're a goon.
Alex.J
Alex.J
BTW, how is your GF in Australia doing?
Enkindu
Enkindu
Better than you. You push any girls off the swingset lately? Btw your shoes are untied. Might want to get mommy to double knot em.
Alex.J
Alex.J
Yeah she probably is doing well since she doesn't talk to you anymore and has a husband in Australia. It must be rough being a 40 year old virgin Enkindu. Hopefully watching that movie helps you feel better.
Enkindu
Enkindu
I don't know how you expect to get laid wearing the same clothes your mommy bought you your freshman year. Speaking of which, did you change your clothes today? Go change, you look like a bum.
Alex.J
Alex.J
I have a friend with benefits I'm meeting Monday. I know you can't say the same. Also ask OI what she thinks about me lol. People know I can get laid. No one can vouch for you though.
Alex.J
Alex.J
Your dealings with Milly and Australian girl using you and playing you are proof of your virginity. Don't be mad because I can actually get some.
fukou_da_man
fukou_da_man
I don't know why you question Enkindu's virginity when he has periodic sex with his mother.
Enkindu
Enkindu
Why would I need to ask anyone else? Shouldn't your word be good enough lol? BTW, you're getting fat. Aint nobody going near your birds nest. OI is living proof.
Alex.J
Alex.J
Not to mention he has had sex with GF's of both mine and Hates'. A girl I was dating in 2008 apparently regards him as a god.
Alex.J
Alex.J
OI hooked up with me at EXITWOUNDS. Living proof indeed. As for calling me fat? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Alex.J
Alex.J
You're a fat tubby white dude who's out of shape. Probably the last thing you should be accusing people of. But I guess you already accuse people of not having sex when you yourself are a virgin. Pathetic.
fukou_da_man
fukou_da_man
The neckbeard and fedora don't help his case much
Alex.J
Alex.J
Nah, jeans and plain black t-shirts are a fashion crime. Enkindu is a fashion god. Revere him as such.
Enkindu
Enkindu
My old fat ass still gets the girls, as you've already stated. Breaking hearts across the globe. Go clean your room before daddy gets home.
Alex.J
Alex.J
You've never had sex. Imaginary doesn't count. Nor does talking to a girl online. Come back when you actually have something. How was flirting with Milly for months just to find out that it was a dude? Good job moron.
Enkindu
Enkindu
Of course I've had sex. I've made love too. I've done it all. My reputation precedes me. All women need love. Even ones trapped in the body of a man. You seem hellbent on trying to prove otherwise. Your obsession with trying to look like something you're not is so easy to see. You're not fooling anyone with half a brain.
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