CaptainHook
[10] Knight
I mean for fucks sake I live with 4 fat-asses over 300 lbs who claim to have a slow metabolism due to genetics, but they sit on their ass all day on a comfy leather recliner in a 68 degree AC cooled house. They literally don't do any exercise whatsoever. They don't even clean their own house. I do it for the money.
The head of the household is an alcoholic, weighs 400 lbs and takes anti-depressants. And yes, you guessed it. He claims all 3 of them are 'diseases' that he has no control over.
Since when did society legitimize the ultimate bullshit excuse to be a fat, lazy disgusting human being? (this guy literally has poo splatter stains on the walls of his bathroom, and it always smells like sweaty ass in the bathroom).
The living room has a steady stream of trash on the floor right next to the leather reclining chairs, mostly consisting of microwave diners, mcdonalds, ice cream, and candy bars.
The wife of the house constantly smells like a yeast infection. Yes, I'm dead serious. If you're a guy and you've EVER had the misfortune of being around a yeast infection, you will NEVER forget that smell.
She doesn't even have the decency to shave off the 2 inch long hairs that are growing out of her moles on her face.
The 2 daughters are equally disgusting in their own right. It's always ironic to hear their pathetic conversations about how all men are pigs (trust me girl, YOU'RE the pig), or how all pretty women are just bitches and sluts. Without going into too much detail, overall they are the biggest hypocrites I know.
Even the sound of their whiny little voices annoys me. One of the daughters in particular has this certain way of speaking and explaining that is so nauseating and hard to listen to. I find myself yawning a lot around her, or subconsciously tuning her out. Especially when she starts talking about that modern-day-pagan-hocus-pocus-candle-burning-tarot-card-reading hippie crap.
I can't really talk to anyone about it since they know everyone I know. If I talk shit about them it WILL bite me in the ass since everyone I know is a damn loudmouth. I just wanted to get this shit off my chest. I feel better now.
The head of the household is an alcoholic, weighs 400 lbs and takes anti-depressants. And yes, you guessed it. He claims all 3 of them are 'diseases' that he has no control over.
Since when did society legitimize the ultimate bullshit excuse to be a fat, lazy disgusting human being? (this guy literally has poo splatter stains on the walls of his bathroom, and it always smells like sweaty ass in the bathroom).
The living room has a steady stream of trash on the floor right next to the leather reclining chairs, mostly consisting of microwave diners, mcdonalds, ice cream, and candy bars.
The wife of the house constantly smells like a yeast infection. Yes, I'm dead serious. If you're a guy and you've EVER had the misfortune of being around a yeast infection, you will NEVER forget that smell.
She doesn't even have the decency to shave off the 2 inch long hairs that are growing out of her moles on her face.
The 2 daughters are equally disgusting in their own right. It's always ironic to hear their pathetic conversations about how all men are pigs (trust me girl, YOU'RE the pig), or how all pretty women are just bitches and sluts. Without going into too much detail, overall they are the biggest hypocrites I know.
Even the sound of their whiny little voices annoys me. One of the daughters in particular has this certain way of speaking and explaining that is so nauseating and hard to listen to. I find myself yawning a lot around her, or subconsciously tuning her out. Especially when she starts talking about that modern-day-pagan-hocus-pocus-candle-burning-tarot-card-reading hippie crap.
I can't really talk to anyone about it since they know everyone I know. If I talk shit about them it WILL bite me in the ass since everyone I know is a damn loudmouth. I just wanted to get this shit off my chest. I feel better now.
