8Wayrun Rap Thread

Alex.J

Alex.J

[14] Master
The champion of Calibur and his name is Zain
rocks that character pat and his skills are insane
went to Exitwounds and hit Signia in the nuts
won the tourney because he kicked a lot of butts
beat LP and he made him retire
he has those skills all the women desire
pissed of IAdoreBunnies because his skills were too vicious
he got in that dudes ass like his name was bootilicious
he makes funny faces when he plays due to his concentration
i'm sure he makes the same faces during masturbation
his name is Zain and not Zane because he isn't a fag
this dude is too good and he'll never complain about lag.
 
Blueboyb said:
This is startlingly impressive. I approve.
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Marginal is the brains of this entire operation
Ends up trolling all of Calibur Nation
He plays Maxi but doesn't always win
Said he would throw Maxi-Mum in a trash bin
He is pretty smart, smarter than most
But he's modest, so he'll never boast
Pisses off people by stating the pure facts
Joined TITANSQUAD and always has their backs
Pissed off Susan Hines by punishing her attacks
Negative attention is what her shitty playing attracts
Marginal kept it real and she couldn't handle the honesty
She could be a much better player if she had a little modesty
Susan got mad and said she would knock off his glasses
But Marginal keeps it cool and kicks everyone's asses.
 
Alex J is a skilled player who is a member of TITANSQUAD
When it comes to trolling, some people consider him a god
He takes pleasure in trolling and making people feel bad
This is a skill that most people which they had
He is the devil, he is the master at cruelty
One example is when he caused MONEYMUFFINS to leave the community
This guy is too cool, he is the opposite of lame
Did I mention that he took Signia's money in a basketball game
Susan threatened to get her boyfriend to engage Alex in a fight
Alex laughed it off and called her not very bright
Alex J's hobby is to sleep on blankets on his own
Women simply cannot leave this guy alone
 
Blueboyb said:
Alex J is a skilled player who is a member of TITANSQUAD
When it comes to trolling, some people consider him a god
He takes pleasure in trolling and making people feel bad
This is a skill that most people which they had
He is the devil, he is the master at cruelty
One example is when he caused MONEYMUFFINS to leave the community
This guy is too cool, he is the opposite of lame
Did I mention that he took Signia's money in a basketball game
Susan threatened to get her boyfriend to engage Alex in a fight
Alex laughed it off and called her not very bright
Alex J's hobby is to sleep on blankets on his own
Women simply cannot leave this guy alone
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That is fucking amazing, thanks man.
 
orangeislands31 said:
@Alex.J were is muh rap :(
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@coolcmcgee

Coolc once drank an entire bottle of BBQ sauce
Gets mad respect and we call him the BBQ Boss
The biggest white guy I know in this place
He's so fat, you can see him from outer space
Busted up Sword Lord when it was streamed
Became the Kang of ATL as it were deemed
Impressed bitties by beating Socal during L33t Lounge
Face into titties from bitties who beg and scrounge
He once made a tourney in which he didn't pay the winners
His parent's are pastors so they guide all the sinners
Drank a bottle of BBQ sauce which was probably a bad decision
Hospital might have to save his life by making an incision.
 
franman said:
In the arena where players fight.
Fanboys cheering loud with all their might.
Witnessing their heroes fall.
Bringing disappointment to them all.
Only to realize that it's never too late.
To stop the cheer and start the hate.
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Because...

Fanboying a hero is really lame.
Beating a hero here's the fame.
Embrace the fate to have the rage.
Egos must rise to make the wage.
Losing the money attains the frown.
Gaining the money attains the crown.
This is a game to have it all.
Have an aim lest you'll crawl.
 
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