Ask a Virgin: Relationship Advice from Internet People

Discussion in 'General Discussion Lounge' started by teflon2105, Jul 4, 2010.

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    Inori DWF Horror

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    I like boobies.
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  1. MONEYMUFFINS [13] Hero

    Heaton I don't know what you're going on about. Just because it's the popular way to woo women by tricking them doesn't mean it's the correct way at all. Getting results is entirely up to how you want to do it. There are successes in both approaches.
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  2. MONEYMUFFINS [13] Hero

    You mean mine? What's wrong with whores? They make the world a better place.
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    IvyFanboy Premium Member

    No i meant mine...im just sad we couldn't discuss it :(

    +1 whores (self upgrade!)
  3. MONEYMUFFINS [13] Hero

    Why did you have an arcade stick on her back? lol
  4. Senzait Steamed Buns!!

    Very neat stuff. And I agree tricking woman might be the popular and potentially easiest way to achieve what most men want but any sane being can see its not the correct one.

    Your probably right Ring, but to tell the truth I would rather play against a human being who will destroy me and possibly discourage me than play 700 hours against a computer, by myself.

    I love this game too much to quit, but I would have been more successful and proportionally better If I had played Tekken, SSF4, or Smash since people actually play these where I live, shit my roommate is one of the best Michigan smash players. Having Offline comp even in Thuggish's lvl / against Amy could only be a positive move from my current position.

    PS: FUCK TEKKEN. AND SSF4. :)
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  5. Getting girls is easy just watch anime and play video games all day they will throw themselves at you
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    IvyFanboy Premium Member

    because putting it on her face during missionary would be fucked up
  6. MONEYMUFFINS [13] Hero

    I thought you were gonna say you skeet skeet skeet over your arcade stick.
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    IvyFanboy Premium Member

    I think you're missing the genius of hybriding online gaming with offline sex in a practical compromise...pulling out is bad form both online and offline
  7. pulling out is great in ranked
  8. Tha_Shogun [10] Knight

    This is true on so many levels I almost lmao here in the library. He forgot to mention however the good fucking portion into all of it.

    If you are good in bed with a woman, you can negate about 7-8 things from that list and they will follow you to the ends of the earth. You can start tellin' them things about yourself and they will agree to your things and lie about what they actually like just to get around you. So in a sense they're throwin' the game at you and will try to do what it takes to get at you.

    The part where women don't know what they want really made me laugh, they say one thing and shoot for another. Women leads all things through emotion, and rather they fuck you over or not will be a result of it.

    I've had 4 instances where I had sex with a woman and she didn't tell me afterwards that she was in a relationship, one of which was getting married, so I can believe this post very well cause I'm living proof that the shit exsists. And while all this is goin on, it really makes me sad to know that the majority of women who spit out the 'all men are dogs' stuff are the ones doin the dirt.

    I remember I was in a situation where I was with a group of lady friends and they got on their high horse of how they can't find that real guy and men are all dogs. I end up having sex with one of them in a way that they said they would never do it. Tell me why this chick was quiet as hell the next time they had that convo? Cause she knew I was gonna bust her on her bullshit, and if I fucked everyone of those girls, they all would've been quiet cause they know they would've been busted on they bullshit.

    This, however, doesn't go for all women, there's a 10% ratio of women that actually show that they have sense. It makes me sad to see it goin on, but I gots no choice but to believe it when I see it with my own eyes.
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    IvyFanboy Premium Member

    Yeah but we all know the real action goes down in 4 person casual rooms
  9. MONEYMUFFINS [13] Hero

    Shogun:

    Cool. Glad you like it too. Hm, as you said, one shouldn't be quick to take words too seriously, but rather test out the person by seeing how they really respond to something in actuality. For instance, I like to tell inappropriate jokes when no one else is around to avoid any facades they might have with others there.
  10. i rage plug in 4 player casual rooms all the time...some times you gotta pull out, otherwise you end up with something you arent ready for like those noob spammers
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  11. KokoYoshi [14] Master

    The article Vincent provided gave me some chuckles and some insight. Many thanks.
    Oh and Heaton, just be you and love thyself like you usually do.
    And there is no "correct" way to get that one chick for ya.
    There's just taking action and seeing where it goes imo.
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  12. Tha_Shogun [10] Knight

    This is completely untrue.

    If you treat a fine woman like she's not shit then she's gonna get moist too. The reason why? Cause very attractive ladies here all the time how attractive they are, and all you gonna do is be another suck up notch in her book if you try to treat her like she the best in the world. Can you still get it doin this, a very slim chance but yes you can. Will it cost you a fortune? HELL YEA IT WILL! If she's with you and you didn't pay for it and you used that method, than more than likely she's prolly cheating on you or usin you to get something out of you.

    Women love a man with confidence, one who can back their words up and approach them like you could care less what happens if you don't get her. Sad? Yes it is, but treating them like their normal will actually put you way ahead. If you go in tellin her how fine she is and how good she's lookin and how she got her own, etc, you're already put in friend zone or considered a chump or another notch on the book.

    Treatin' a girl like it's everyday situation and being witty is the way to go in that case. Approaching her with somethin she has never heard before.
  13. Sxton_Hrdcastle [05] Battler

    As fucked as it is, The Shogun is right. I swear out of all of my friends, one of them was the guy we thought was going to be set. He is smart as hell, well carried and groomed, proper language, a gentleman I mean the whole nine yards yet the guy can't pull a chick to save his life yet we can pull chicks half the time without even trying like WTF? It's pretty much sucks for him because he deserves a good woman and he hates being single.
    My other guy's brother treats his girl like shit yet she wouldn't leave his side for the world. Just like my uncle told me a long time ago, women are hypocrites and I'll stick to that ideology til I die.
  14. teflon2105 [06] Combatant

    I think you guys miss IvyFanBoy point who wants too wake up to a women you can disrespect and talk to anyway ?? If you're in a relationship that you think will grow to something special i'm suppose to act like i don't care ?
  15. Tha_Shogun [10] Knight

    I'm not missin' IFB's point at all. If you are one of the lucky ones that found that good girl then by all means stick with her and treat her right. I can't keep emphasizing the idea by saying the 'majority' of women are like this. I will always stick to that, cause I see it with my own eyes everyday and experience it all the time. Like everything in life there are exceptions and there are women who are exceptions to this, but it's only about 10%, it is very slim.....

    Iirc Teflon you had a chick suck yo dick while you with another female, commiting an adultery before yall even been together for a year, yet she stays with you. I can't say that's some 'through thick and thin' shit because yall haven't been nowhere near the point of gettin' emotions through that point over time, and if she hasn't fucked another guy by now, it stays true to that point that women like to be treated like crap.

    I also was pointing your flaw in the post about treatin an independent dimes like anything other than independent dimes will get you laughed at.

    I just saw a post on my fb homepage this (this is coming from a woman) that '80% of women are rejecting marriage, because they rather not pay for the whole pig for a little sausage'. Now you can't understand that, then i'm sorry I have no hope for ya.....

    Times are changing and that ideal is becoming less and less. Sad as it maybe it's true, and if you got somethin good through your methods you'd better hold on too it, because treatin' women like shit is becoming the new prince charming, and more and more women are eating it up.

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