Hate Speech: PATCH NOTE APOCALYPSE

Discussion in 'News & Announcements' started by Hates, Mar 19, 2012.

  • by Hates, Mar 19, 2012 at 9:27 PM
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    Hates Jerk.

    I came across Namco’s official patch notes while sorting through the “incoming” pile here at the Hate Speech News Desk, so this week I’m setting aside my regularly scheduled diatribe in favor of the hot-button issue. Of course, this may also be my last column ever, too. Like many of you, I took one look at the information in the patch notes and realized that life is no longer worth living.

    My perfect, beautiful, wonderful game—one about which I’ve never complained, ever—is now irreparably ruined and soiled. As such, my plan for the day is simple: post this article, make arrangements for bequeathing my cherished collections of celebrity bobbleheads and Yu-Gi-Oh cards, and then driving my car off of the Golden Gate Bridge so I can go out like a boss.

    Actually, wait a second, everybody! THIS JUST IN: as it turns out, losing your mind over this patch actually isn’t the brilliant plan it seems to be. I guess it’s just all in how you choose to read it . . .

    Dealing With Game Updates (And Other Indescribable Traumas)

    In On Death and Dying, Elizabeth Kubler-Ross outlines five stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance. We’re all fancy-ass gamers, though, with high-impact, fast paced lifestyles, which means we don’t have time for all that. In its place, I offer a three-step model. It’s fast, it’s sleek, and it’s even a little stylish. We’re talking about the Ferrari of coping mechanisms here, people, so I implore you to at least take it for a test drive.

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    To help make things easier, I'll be providing you with some soothing images, too.

    Step 1: Ditch Your Preconceptions

    It’s easy to lose track of the fact that fighting games hinge entirely upon relative strengths and weaknesses, but it’s true. Nothing is strong or weak in a vacuum. What do you call a character with an i3 unblockable mid that does 99% life in a game where every other character has that same move, but it insta-kills? Unplayable trash. Likewise, it’s easy to look at individual changes, for good or ill, and jump to all manner of erroneous conclusions. The upcoming patch isn’t just nerfing or buffing your favorite move or your favorite character; it’s changing the entire game ecosystem in literally hundreds of tiny ways. Bearing that in mind, it’s important to take precautions against fixating on one or two things to the exclusion of everything else when no single element is as important as the changes in their totality.

    Step 2: Reserve Judgment

    This ought to be obvious, but then again, the Internet ought to facilitate intelligent, reasoned debate instead of just gay jokes and increasingly baroque porn. In any case, it’s wholly unreasonable for anyone to get too high or too low without spending a great deal of time digging deeply into these changes, which is patently impossible before they’ve even been patched into the game. Think for a moment about how much the hive-mind’s opinion has shifted in less than two months. Consider the moving targets that have been tier placements for characters like Viola, Pyrrha Omega, Alpha Patroklos, Nightmare, Astaroth, Maxi, and so on. Games take time to mature. Matchups evolve, nuances arise, and things ultimately shift in effectiveness as we continue refining our gameplay and learning new things. Everyone therefore needs to step back, put your dismay in check, and get back to the business of making things as hard as possible for the other guy. More to the point, most people aren’t playing at a level which really allows for them to make well-reasoned, objective assessments of balance issues. Even the best of us are still deep in the research process. Hell, even if you’re in contention to win every major you enter, it’s still smartest not to blame losses on your character.

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    Here, have a scented candle. They're so relaxing!

    Step 3: Consider the Big Picture

    More important than any single balance change, this update signals a number of larger positive elements about which we should be getting excited. First of all, fuzzy guard, step guard, and backdash canceling are going to be out (by the way, shout outs to the fervent cadre of mouth breathers who insisted that step guard was an intentional feature), which is great news. These were glitches that had the potential to seriously undermine high-level play, and it’s good to see that Namco recognized them as such and took care of business. In fact, all of the system changes look pretty darn good. Second, Namco released a comprehensive list of patch notes, which is relatively unusual for 3D games. This kind of transparency is a very good thing for us not only because it’ll save us a lot of headaches, but because it indicates, once again, a willingness to interface with the community. Lastly, the fact that they’re patching at all is a good thing. Everything thus far points to Namco’s long-term commitment to improving gameplay balance, so it strikes me as exceedingly foolish to think that this patch will be the only revision we’ll see. Everyone needs to keep playing, keep learning, and so on. If your character was unduly hit, have a little faith that it’ll be addressed somewhere down the road rather than going completely nuclear and spamming the boards with your cries of injustice (what would Pat say about that, anyway?). The confluence of an invested dev team and living in an age of downloadable updates means that SCV is a living, changing thing. It’s imperative that we remain open-minded toward balance revisions rather than unceremoniously shitting in the laps of people who are trying to make our game better.

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    Zen rock gardens are always nice when it's time to de-stress.

    So there you have it. Embrace those three steps of grief management and see if you don’t come away feeling a little better. We still have the luxury of playing backseat designer all we want, but it’s best to do it in a way that won’t put anybody at risk for bursting blood vessels. But wait, what’s that? You say it’s still not good enough? You say that game companies should make things better solely through buffs and never with nerfs? I am so, so glad you mentioned that . . .

    Remember that strength and weakness are relative values contingent upon the overall game ecosystem, as mentioned above. While issues relating to raw damage output could potentially be solved exclusively with buffs, those are hardly the whole story. Sometimes it’s not necessarily a move’s damage which makes it problematic, but instead its properties, such as guard meter damage, pushback, combo-ability, counterhit properties, and so on. In the case of a move like Leixia’s WS B BE, for example, buffing the rest of the cast does nothing to change the fact that that move is really, really nasty. Yes, you could potentially give every character an option which would lessen that move’s impact or stuff it entirely , but then you end up introducing a great many more variables into an equation already so complex it can’t be adequately solved. Moreover, even if designers weren’t committed to handling counters on a move by move basis and thus decided to simply dole out more borderline-unfair stuff which could easily break countless more matchups, would anyone be any happier for it? It’s far more efficient and reasonable to remove a little bit of the offending move’s bite, which constitutes a de-facto buff for the entire cast.

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    Woops! I think my fingers slipped and I ended up searching for "mindless, gut-wrenching terror." Honest typo.

    All right, enough of my soapbox for today. Once more, just calm down, be reasonable, and be ruthless. So they changed your character? Big deal. That just means you have to find an even cheaper way to mash people’s heads in.

    Homework:

    Take a deep breath.

    Oh, and if you’re actually excited about any of the upcoming revisions, let me know.

    @Original_Hater
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Comments

Discussion in 'News & Announcements' started by Hates, Mar 19, 2012.

  1. Sora
    Aww, and here I was going to offer to write your will.

    False hopes Brian. False hopes.
    Wandrian likes this.
  2. Luneth22
    Big picture, people.
  3. DRAGOON320
    Oh Hates, if it weren't for you, we'd all be swimming in an ocean of salty tears....Oh wait, we already are. Awesome article. Hope it calms down some of the whining. Anyway, I'm excited for the improvements of Cervy's 4K,K and BT B+K. Yay.
  4. BLACKSTAR84
    screw Namco for needlessly nerfing leixia's 22_88K.

    Yeah. Screw 'em. :/
    songohanx likes this.
  5. DarkRhythm
    I like the patch :/ Not changing a ridiculous amount. And they are nerfing the OP characters :/ seems legit.
  6. Windstar
    So what if Leixia's 22K now shares the same properties as Xianghua's since Soul Calibur 1?
  7. Omega
    What the fuck was namco thinking, im done with this game, how could you do this to mee, im the victim here.
    Sp1d3r, Nightblade, Wolfgang and 9 others like this.
  8. Wid0maker
    and the forest the could destroy just to make the paper to print the all the nerfs they hit Tira with....?
  9. Hotaru99
    I'm massively excited for the CAS expansion. For the rest, I already decided to wait and see myself how it feels.
  10. crow_winters
    As with SCIV, there's probably going to be changes not in the notes, as well.
  11. Saga
    I'm afraid those "soothing images" of yours won't help this time, Hate :(. For all of the anger I have right now, only the picture of those scumbag Project Soul being beaten to pulp by SC fan can help me at ease, I lost faith in them with SC4, now this SC5 and its so called balance patch is driving me nut...Seriously! WTF? Namco?
  12. ChaosK
    A lot of strong chars nerfed, a lot of weak chars buffed - on the most part the patch improved the game balance. There, i said it.
  13. hotX
    But, but, but they nerfed my precious character! Whah whah my needs. Whah Whah temper tantrum.
    Azazel and Xouls like this.
  14. Force-Destruct
    I'm liking this patch because of TWO reasons:

    - It's like a brand new game all over again, if you made bad habits, time to start anew!

    - THE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SALT DIRECTLY INJECTED INTO THE VEINS OF THE MASSES WHO ARE MAD THAT THEIR CHARACTER GOT NERFED.
  15. TiZ
    It's good to have a consistently present voice of reason like Hates around. He is right. PS is going the extra mile by releasing a patch this early. Even if we do think it's too early, or even if we disagree with the changes, they do deserve the courtesy of us not shitting in their laps. But that doesn't mean we shouldn't slap them on the wrist if it does turn out that the patch made things worse. After all, there probably will be more updates. Probably not on the pace of a MOBA like LoL (and good lord, one should hope not!), but still.

    Gameplay changes aside, I am excited for the Cepheus Store and its inevitable great influx of content. That's something that SCIV always should have had (even though its CaS was flawed), and it's good to see it here now.
    lillekri likes this.
  16. crow_winters
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  17. Yars
    Why is it that these game companies can't include frame data in practice mode? At first I thought it was just a shallow attempt to sell strategy guides, which it probably is, but with the release of this patch a good amount of frame data in the official guide is now outdated. At this point including the updated data could only help to make the changes easier to adapt to for experienced player and make the game more accessible to new players.
    norik434 likes this.
  18. Hates
    I think it has to do with so many people considering frame data to be arcane and impenetrable. Hell, the fact that health bars have corresponding numerical values straight-up baffles a lot of people...
    norik434 and lespaulphoenix like this.
  19. Laswagga
    Does this apply to me if I actually like the patch?
    MikeBreezy92 and Egg like this.

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