If you had to hide the Soul Calibur sword,where would you hide it?

If you had to hide the mystical sword from Soul Calibur, what humorously and/or creatively witty place/s, either in the real world, or in fiction (be it in any other games universe, in movies, TV, books) would you hide it in.

up your butt and around the corner. hahahahaha i haven't said that since elementary school... thought it would be fun to say.

in my real life cow suit, of course.

Sorry, I had to say that.

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I would hide it underneath my bed or in my closet.

The nearest Tax Office

People hate going to those places and avoid them whenever they can.

In Aogoshima, Japan. Even though it's hidden there, I'd probably hold kumite tournaments or something there, just because it has that look.

Watts, CA... and you thought Compton was bad.

I won't hide it anywhere! I swear! You have my word!
......and my bow....

MySpace.

It'd def be better than hiding Soul Edge, either way, it's gonna be hell gatekeeping either.

I'd get a awesome group of friends and barricade it in my room.

I'll make a statue of Nightmare have it hold it and display it at an expo
no one will believe that its the real soul edge
Or... the Mariana Trench
or in a beta max tape

Between Sahara and Alone in the Dark. Wait, do we eventually have to find it?

In Betty White's vajay-jay, of course.

In Osama bin Ladens house. Hey it took the US 11 years to find him at his home. Or hide it in austrailia be abuse no one gives a shit about austrailia except for its kangaroos.

That new cult leader cares. So does Mel Gibson. You would dare defy the will of the Gibz?