Discussion in 'General Discussion Lounge' started by Blade_edge, Sep 18, 2010.
What do you get if you cross the Queen and Prince Phillip?
Killed in a tunnel.
It was Thanksgiving last thursday. Long story short it's where Americans give thanks to the English for inventing them. You're welcome.
Guy one: How many cars do you have?
Guy two: Two Mini
If you didn't get that then wow...
Why would you become an Islamic fundamentalist suicide on the off chance you MIGHT get 72 virgins when you die?
Become a Catholic priest, and have them NOW!
Synraii I love you.
"I'm going to sink this bitch,"
A russian, an american and an iraqi sat down and talked.
The russian: We were first out to space.
The american: Oh yeah?! Well we were first on the moon.
The iraqi: We will be the first people on the sun.
The russian and the american: You would burn up before you would make it there.
The iraqi: Bruh, we'll go there when it's night.
I'm not racist, but I LOLed when I saw this picture:
This is racist?
Maybe cuz he blended in with the shadows and you can barely see him? I dunno I'm just stretching.
What time is it when you need to see the dentist?
I've heard inverted ejaculation is making a comeback.
When you realise you know everything, you get your A Levels. When you realise you know nothing, you get your degree. When you realise no one else knows anything either, you get your Ph.D.
I saw a female protester hand-cuffed to a fence with a little sign which read, "Say NO to RAPE!"
So I said, "NO!"
Then raped her.
What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
...Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.
Dora the Explorer has got a little Muslim friend called Doda.
I am so going to hell.
Even so, I can see the hilarity.
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