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Jokes thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion Lounge' started by Blade_edge, Sep 18, 2010.

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  1. BlackDragon37 [11] Champion

    What do you get if you cross the Queen and Prince Phillip?

    Killed in a tunnel.
  2. Synraii [14] Master

    It was Thanksgiving last thursday. Long story short it's where Americans give thanks to the English for inventing them. You're welcome.
  3. Alpha [10] Knight

    Lame Joke.

    Guy one: How many cars do you have?

    Guy two: Two Mini

    If you didn't get that then wow...
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  4. BlackDragon37 [11] Champion

    Why would you become an Islamic fundamentalist suicide on the off chance you MIGHT get 72 virgins when you die?

    Become a Catholic priest, and have them NOW!
  5. Mitalius BoW To MeH

    Synraii I love you.
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    • Premium Supporter

    Dab_Of_Oppo Gentlemen of the Road



    "I'm going to sink this bitch,"


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  6. HogisGuy [10] Knight

    XBL:
    HogisGuy
    A russian, an american and an iraqi sat down and talked.

    The russian: We were first out to space.

    The american: Oh yeah?! Well we were first on the moon.

    The iraqi: We will be the first people on the sun.

    The russian and the american: You would burn up before you would make it there.

    The iraqi: Bruh, we'll go there when it's night.
  7. hever [09] Warrior

    PSN:
    revveh
    I'm not racist, but I LOLed when I saw this picture:
    [IMG]
  8. HogisGuy [10] Knight

    XBL:
    HogisGuy
    This is racist?
  9. K0rN_b4LL [13] Hero

    Maybe cuz he blended in with the shadows and you can barely see him? I dunno I'm just stretching.
  10. Karnj [08] Mercenary

    What time is it when you need to see the dentist?

    Tooth-hurty
  11. BlackDragon37 [11] Champion

    I've heard inverted ejaculation is making a comeback.
  12. K0rN_b4LL [13] Hero

  13. BlackDragon37 [11] Champion

    When you realise you know everything, you get your A Levels. When you realise you know nothing, you get your degree. When you realise no one else knows anything either, you get your Ph.D.
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  14. BlackDragon37 [11] Champion

    I saw a female protester hand-cuffed to a fence with a little sign which read, "Say NO to RAPE!"

    So I said, "NO!"

    Then raped her.
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  15. Norik [13] Hero

    XBL:
    Dark Khill
    [IMG]
  16. d_b [07] Duelist

    PSN:
    D_B_MURPHY
    What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
    ...Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.
  17. BlackDragon37 [11] Champion

    Dora the Explorer has got a little Muslim friend called Doda.

    The Exploder.
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  18. K0rN_b4LL [13] Hero

    4140590_460s.jpg


    I am so going to hell.
  19. KokoYoshi [14] Master

    Even so, I can see the hilarity.
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