Jokes thread

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    Hussler FGCC

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    What kind of dance does a computer do?
    ..
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    Laptop.
    Hussler, May 13, 2012
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  2. BlackDragon37 [12] Conqueror

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    The skyscraper that replaces the twin towers is almost finished. They are nicknaming it the "Freedom Tower".

    Al-Qaeda are calling it "Level 2".
    BlackDragon37, May 13, 2012
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  3. K0rN_b4LL [13] Hero

    ^ And considering the state of the organization they are probably playing on "hardcore" difficulty.
    K0rN_b4LL, May 13, 2012
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  4. K0rN_b4LL [13] Hero

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    K0rN_b4LL, May 28, 2012
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  5. Kenjitsu_Hokori [10] Knight

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    omg... those jokes... so wrong yet so funny.......

    well this one isnt that funny and its kinda old but what the hey:


    "Superman flying"

    Supes: Man... Saving the world and no time to play with lois... I cant take it....

    "Supes sees wonder woman tanning"

    Supes: Wait.... im faster than a speeding bullet... I GOT THIS!

    "Supes swoops down.... Does his duty and flies off with a huge smile on his face"

    Wonder woman: WHOA did you feel that wind?!

    Invisible man: Yeah I did but OW my ass is killing me....
    Kenjitsu_Hokori, May 30, 2012
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  6. FleshMasher [12] Conqueror

    Did you watch Hollow Man lately?
    FleshMasher, Jun 2, 2012
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  7. BlackDragon37 [12] Conqueror

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    We need to stop teaching our children to sing the alphabet.

    It took me 5 years to realise that 'Elemeno' wasn't a letter.
    BlackDragon37, Jun 2, 2012
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  8. K0rN_b4LL [13] Hero

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    K0rN_b4LL, Jun 25, 2012
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  9. BlackDragon37 [12] Conqueror

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    Warning labels are fucking stupid. I bought some deodorant and it says on the can, "Avoid contact with eyes".

    TOO LATE, I've already seen it.
    BlackDragon37, Jun 25, 2012
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  10. Hot Rod Dave "Saucy saucy minx"

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    I find it odd that there is a need to put a warning label on a tube of preperation H that says "Do NOT take orally!"
    Hot Rod Dave, Jun 25, 2012
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  11. K0rN_b4LL [13] Hero

    What did the white Jew say to the black Jew?

    "Get to the back of the oven!"
    K0rN_b4LL, Jun 29, 2012
    #211

  12. K0rN_b4LL [13] Hero

    Always keep in mind the 7 qualities of a perfect girlfriend:

    Beautiful
    Intelligent
    Gentle
    Thoughtful
    Innocent
    Trustworthy
    Sensible

    Or in short- B.I.G.T.I.T.S.
    K0rN_b4LL, Jun 29, 2012
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  13. K0rN_b4LL [13] Hero

    Soccer joke-

    An Italian asks a Spanish Bartender: Can I have 4 Coke Light?
    Spanish bartender: We are out but I can give you 4 zero.


    K0rN_b4LL, Jul 2, 2012
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  14. K0rN_b4LL [13] Hero

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    K0rN_b4LL, Jul 12, 2012
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  15. BlackDragon37 [12] Conqueror

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    They say that childbirth is the most painful thing someone can experience.

    Maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn't think it hurt that much.
    BlackDragon37, Jul 12, 2012
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  16. Hot Rod Dave "Saucy saucy minx"

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    Today I thought Id burn some calories.......

    So I found the fattest kid I could find and lit him on fire!!!
    Hot Rod Dave, Jul 12, 2012
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    What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

    Hussler, Jul 12, 2012
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  18. BlackDragon37 [12] Conqueror

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    A mosquito landed on my balls...

    Hardest decision of my life.
    BlackDragon37, Jul 18, 2012
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  19. Hot Rod Dave "Saucy saucy minx"

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    Hitting mosquitos on your nuts is like having a sore dick. You cant beat it, unless your into the pain.

    so how bad did your nuts turn blue after you hit that bug?
    Hot Rod Dave, Jul 18, 2012
    #219

  20. K0rN_b4LL [13] Hero

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    K0rN_b4LL, Jul 22, 2012
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