Hussler
Hilde SA Mod
What kind of dance does a computer do?
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Laptop.
Jokes thread
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BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
The skyscraper that replaces the twin towers is almost finished. They are nicknaming it the "Freedom Tower".
Al-Qaeda are calling it "Level 2".
Al-Qaeda are calling it "Level 2".
K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
^ And considering the state of the organization they are probably playing on "hardcore" difficulty.
K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
Kenjitsu_Hokori
[10] Knight
omg... those jokes... so wrong yet so funny.......
well this one isnt that funny and its kinda old but what the hey:
"Superman flying"
Supes: Man... Saving the world and no time to play with lois... I cant take it....
"Supes sees wonder woman tanning"
Supes: Wait.... im faster than a speeding bullet... I GOT THIS!
"Supes swoops down.... Does his duty and flies off with a huge smile on his face"
Wonder woman: WHOA did you feel that wind?!
Invisible man: Yeah I did but OW my ass is killing me....
well this one isnt that funny and its kinda old but what the hey:
"Superman flying"
Supes: Man... Saving the world and no time to play with lois... I cant take it....
"Supes sees wonder woman tanning"
Supes: Wait.... im faster than a speeding bullet... I GOT THIS!
"Supes swoops down.... Does his duty and flies off with a huge smile on his face"
Wonder woman: WHOA did you feel that wind?!
Invisible man: Yeah I did but OW my ass is killing me....
FleshMasher
[13] Hero
Did you watch Hollow Man lately?
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
We need to stop teaching our children to sing the alphabet.
It took me 5 years to realise that 'Elemeno' wasn't a letter.
It took me 5 years to realise that 'Elemeno' wasn't a letter.
K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Warning labels are fucking stupid. I bought some deodorant and it says on the can, "Avoid contact with eyes".
TOO LATE, I've already seen it.
TOO LATE, I've already seen it.
Hot Rod Dave
"Saucy saucy minx"
I find it odd that there is a need to put a warning label on a tube of preperation H that says "Do NOT take orally!"
K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
What did the white Jew say to the black Jew?
"Get to the back of the oven!"
"Get to the back of the oven!"
K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
Always keep in mind the 7 qualities of a perfect girlfriend:
Beautiful
Intelligent
Gentle
Thoughtful
Innocent
Trustworthy
Sensible
Or in short- B.I.G.T.I.T.S.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Gentle
Thoughtful
Innocent
Trustworthy
Sensible
Or in short- B.I.G.T.I.T.S.
K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
Soccer joke-
An Italian asks a Spanish Bartender: Can I have 4 Coke Light?
Spanish bartender: We are out but I can give you 4 zero.
An Italian asks a Spanish Bartender: Can I have 4 Coke Light?
Spanish bartender: We are out but I can give you 4 zero.
K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
They say that childbirth is the most painful thing someone can experience.
Maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn't think it hurt that much.
Maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn't think it hurt that much.
Hot Rod Dave
"Saucy saucy minx"
Today I thought Id burn some calories.......
So I found the fattest kid I could find and lit him on fire!!!
So I found the fattest kid I could find and lit him on fire!!!
Hussler
Hilde SA Mod
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
A mosquito landed on my balls...
Hardest decision of my life.
Hardest decision of my life.
Hot Rod Dave
"Saucy saucy minx"
Hitting mosquitos on your nuts is like having a sore dick. You cant beat it, unless your into the pain.
so how bad did your nuts turn blue after you hit that bug?