Discussion in 'General Discussion Lounge' started by Blade_edge, Sep 18, 2010.
What kind of dance does a computer do?
The skyscraper that replaces the twin towers is almost finished. They are nicknaming it the "Freedom Tower".
Al-Qaeda are calling it "Level 2".
^ And considering the state of the organization they are probably playing on "hardcore" difficulty.
omg... those jokes... so wrong yet so funny.......
well this one isnt that funny and its kinda old but what the hey:
Supes: Man... Saving the world and no time to play with lois... I cant take it....
"Supes sees wonder woman tanning"
Supes: Wait.... im faster than a speeding bullet... I GOT THIS!
"Supes swoops down.... Does his duty and flies off with a huge smile on his face"
Wonder woman: WHOA did you feel that wind?!
Invisible man: Yeah I did but OW my ass is killing me....
Did you watch Hollow Man lately?
We need to stop teaching our children to sing the alphabet.
It took me 5 years to realise that 'Elemeno' wasn't a letter.
Warning labels are fucking stupid. I bought some deodorant and it says on the can, "Avoid contact with eyes".
TOO LATE, I've already seen it.
I find it odd that there is a need to put a warning label on a tube of preperation H that says "Do NOT take orally!"
What did the white Jew say to the black Jew?
"Get to the back of the oven!"
Always keep in mind the 7 qualities of a perfect girlfriend:
Or in short- B.I.G.T.I.T.S.
An Italian asks a Spanish Bartender: Can I have 4 Coke Light?
Spanish bartender: We are out but I can give you 4 zero.
They say that childbirth is the most painful thing someone can experience.
Maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn't think it hurt that much.
Today I thought Id burn some calories.......
So I found the fattest kid I could find and lit him on fire!!!
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito landed on my balls...
Hardest decision of my life.
Hitting mosquitos on your nuts is like having a sore dick. You cant beat it, unless your into the pain.
so how bad did your nuts turn blue after you hit that bug?
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