K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
If a girl harasses you in Thailand and you don't know how to tell her off,
then just kick her in the balls.
then just kick her in the balls.
Jokes thread
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Norik
[14] Master
K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
A couple had to leave a bar last night because people kept making fun of him and calling him a pedophile even though she was 21 and he was 40.
Totally ruined their 10 year anniversary.
Totally ruined their 10 year anniversary.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Has anyone checked with Katie Price's gynaecologist to see if he's seen that missing plane?
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I hate when doctors asks questions such as, "Are you sexually active?"
Depends on what you mean by "active".
There are plenty of "active" volcanoes that haven't gone off in over 50 years.
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How was Stephen Hawking circumcised?
Ctrl + X.
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I hate when doctors asks questions such as, "Are you sexually active?"
Depends on what you mean by "active".
There are plenty of "active" volcanoes that haven't gone off in over 50 years.
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How was Stephen Hawking circumcised?
Ctrl + X.
K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
Courtney Love claims to have found the missing Malaysian airplane.
Finding that plane in the ocean is like finding a needle in a haystack, but if anyone can find a needle it's Courtney Love.
Finding that plane in the ocean is like finding a needle in a haystack, but if anyone can find a needle it's Courtney Love.
Alex.J
[14] Master
A Rabbi walked into a bar,
he was thirsty.
he was thirsty.
Alex.J
[14] Master
Why did the doctor cross the road?
His office was across the street from his parking lot.
His office was across the street from his parking lot.
Alex.J
[14] Master
Why were the two nuns in a bus together?
They had the same work schedule.
They had the same work schedule.
Alex.J
[14] Master
A man one ate cheese for 92 straight days
He farted a lot.
He farted a lot.
Alex.J
[14] Master
A Mayan walks into a bar,
The Bartender replies,
"We don't serve lost civilizations"
The Bartender replies,
"We don't serve lost civilizations"
Alex.J
[14] Master
A rabbit, a toad, and a cat walk into the bar,
The bartender replies,
"What kind of dumb joke is this?"
The bartender replies,
"What kind of dumb joke is this?"
Alex.J
[14] Master
A Bartender walks into a bar,
The Bartender replies,
"Why am I the butt of all stupid jokes?"
The Bartender replies,
"Why am I the butt of all stupid jokes?"
Alex.J
[14] Master
A writer walks into the bar,
The Bartendar replies,
"Can't you spell my name right?"
The Bartendar replies,
"Can't you spell my name right?"
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I can't wait for the Formula 1: Malaysian GP this weekend.
I just want to see how many cars vanish going into the first turn.
I just want to see how many cars vanish going into the first turn.
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Chikara Sashimi
Awkward...
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I guess Gwyneth Paltrow finally got around to listening to Coldplay...
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Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow are going to divorce, or as they call it: Conscious Uncoupling.
In regard to child custody. Chris will come to collect their daughter on the weekends, or as I call it: Apple Turnover.
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Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow are going to divorce, or as they call it: Conscious Uncoupling.
In regard to child custody. Chris will come to collect their daughter on the weekends, or as I call it: Apple Turnover.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
A new US reality show is soon to hit our screens in which single women are duped into believing they could get married to Prince Harry. There's a twist though:
He looks just like Harry...
He talks just like Harry...
And he even acts just like Harry, but he's not really Prince Charles' son.
Just like Harry.
He looks just like Harry...
He talks just like Harry...
And he even acts just like Harry, but he's not really Prince Charles' son.
Just like Harry.
K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world.
Those who can read binary and those who can't.
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I saw an article about your mom in the paper yesterday.
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I dated a cross eyes chick once.
I had to dump her cause I thought she was seeing someone else.
Those who can read binary and those who can't.
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I saw an article about your mom in the paper yesterday.
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I dated a cross eyes chick once.
I had to dump her cause I thought she was seeing someone else.
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K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe (Kardashians)
The only KKK to let black guys inside of them.
The only KKK to let black guys inside of them.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Daily Mail: "Climate change will lead to war, famine and extreme weather."
As opposed to no climate change, where we have war, famine and extreme weather.
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Mary Berry's Cream Pie.
I love cookery videos but that's fucked up.
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Of course homosexuality is a type of mental illness. Why else would they have fought so hard for the right to get married?
As opposed to no climate change, where we have war, famine and extreme weather.
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Mary Berry's Cream Pie.
I love cookery videos but that's fucked up.
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Of course homosexuality is a type of mental illness. Why else would they have fought so hard for the right to get married?