Nick Names for each SC character

As the topic says what nick names do you give for each SC character and if you want to state why you gave that character a nick name.

I'll list a few:

Cassandra: Bouncy girl; just look at her idle stance she's so bouncy.
Cervantes: The crab pirate/The crabby pirate; poor stepper, slow crab walker and how he poses in that picture is like that of crab.
Talim: Pebbles/mouse girl/little mice; petite and quick
Ivy: Boobalicious; well just look at her.

Not my idea(I think Mikosu came up with it) but I like it:

Tira: bipolar princess

taki: teh ninjuggs

Some ideas of my own

Siegfried/Nightmare: The Psychotic Murderer(s)
Maxi: The Elvis Impersonator
Raphael: The Pedovamp
Voldo: The Zombified Stripper
Talim: The Girl Who Cannot Be Trusted To Operate A Fan
Xianghua: The Mind Fuck Specialist
Kratos: The Spartan Fatalitologist

Sophitia: MILF =-P

Darth Vader: Master Baitter (No I don't mean that ;))/ Vader Baitter / Cape Crusader; Every time I go against OOF's Vader he sits near the edge and waits for me to get closer so he can bait me into a ring out. His Vader is on a crusade to demonstrate to other SC veterans that he's top tier.

Ok so that means mitsurugi = eggy... right?

I swear he sounds like he's saying that or sumin like it when he's hit with english voice on.

Beat me to it!

Seong Mi-Na: Pole Dancer

Cervantes: Fucking asshole pirate fucking die in a grease fire.

You know why.

Oh how you hate him with passion. Mina still owes him a date though.

Just an update I forgot to call Talim, Flying mouse girl cuz she jumps so high.

Taki: Latex Ninja bitch
Ivy: Slutty McSlutSlut
Sophitia: MILF
Cassandra: Dumb Blonde of Greece.
Lizardman: Lizard my Main Man.
Astaroth: Grabtacious
Rock: Slowga
Amy: Loli Loler
Siegfried: BAS-Emo (Big Ass Sword)
Nightmare: Goth-Obssessionist
Tira: Mental Chick
Xianugha: Flatness
Raphael: Vampire Boy
Algol: The Bubble King
Hilde: Ring Out Queen
Voldo: Pedo-predator
Yoshimitsu: NAMU-NAMU

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Siegfried : Spamfried / Anklebiter / Ballerina
Cervantes : Butt Pirate from Hell
Yoshi - God / Suicide King
Astaroth : Burnt Marshmallow Mountain
Rock : Neanderthal
Taki : Spandex slut

Ive got a few more but theyve already been said or are to damn generic =/

Yoshimitsu - Namu-co! or Grandfather Yoshi
(His voice and that he is ancestor to tekken's Yoshi).
Nightmare - Darkness!
Taki - Ryu Hayabusa's Bitch.