Patroklos is a pervert

This is how he imagines his mom:


He imagines his mom wearing that?

The people at PS are perverts.

Well, to be fair, it is similar to what we see her wearing in earlier games... Why should she wear more clothes when she's not fighting?

It's how Soul Calibur presents itself to him, he isn't really picturing her like that.

Soul Calibur is a pervert.

I thought in story mode it said that Elysium was Calibur assuming the form that Pat imagined? Pat's a weird dude. Really, really weird.

I don't recall specifically. And I don't intend to subject myself to the story mode again to confirm.

What tipped you off? Honestly, it would be out of character for Pat to be NOT BATSHIT CRAZY.

Isn't it implied that he and Pyrrha are all weird with each other, too? Or have I just spent too much time on 8WayRun again?

Well, at least Pyrrha turned out OK.

Wait a minute.....

I'm sure this was all planned. There's no better way to get free advertisement than to make a wincestually-ambiguous relationship between two starry-eyed blonde fraternal twins. The doujins for this game are going to be hot shit.

Regarding Patroklos and Pyrrha, I'm pretty sure it's just like Lelouch/Nunnally from Code Geass, aka "make the relationship seem as ambiguously incestuous as possible even though it isn't to get sales".

And it's really more of a "the people at Project Soul are perverts" than Pat being one.

That means he is one by proxy

as are the rest of the cast <.<

Not really, IMO. Just like the female characters couldn't control their steadily increasing bustline because PS's employees spent way too much time in the office.

That one is...I'll concede that point. Ok.

Ahhh, Greeks and Incest... No wait it was the Romans...

Mind you its all the same thing in the mind of an anime lovin' Japanese person. With their hentai and tentacle monsters.

I'm not even sure what I'm talking about any more. The hole I'm in is pretty deep though.

Actually yes I though Patroklos was a bit weird for picturing his mother like that. Very Nero. The emperor. Not the Devil May Cry guy.

Maybe both

Whatever, I'd totally bone Pat's dead fantasy mother. You guys are obviously homosexuals if you disagree. lawlz.

I prefer having sex with a real person, because I can't have sex with video game characters.

Clearly you're not trying hard enough B]

Orly? 'Cause I was totally serious about it...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................