* All Soul Calibur characters belongs to Namco and the shows in topic belongs to their respected owners* (on another note this is my first fan fiction I hope you all enjoy it.) Ever imagine what your favorite Soul Calibur characters would look like in various sitcoms? Well sit back and enjoy reading these episodes of your favorite SC characters in sitcoms. let's start with one of my favorite characters Xianghua in: I love Xiangua: The music producer (the theme of I Love Lucy comes on, the lights comes up in the living room scene Kilik in a business suit and suitcase enters the room) Kilik: I'm home! Xianghua: (enters the living room) oh Kilik i am so happy that you are home! (kiss her husband passionately on the lips) Kilik: ( breaks off the kiss) Listen Xianghua, a very famous music producer and dear friend is coming over for a visit, to discuss this talent show. So i want you on your best behavior NO MISCHIEF! Xianghua:( gets star struck begins to sing off -key) Kilik: (cuts her off ) please don't sing! last thing i need is you scaring him off! Xianghua: but honey i can sing, wait a minute you never complained about my singing before. Kilik: that's because you never sing outside the bedroom before, besides he is looking for professionals anyway and i don't want you in this show. Xianghua (protests) but Kilik - Kilik (interrupts her) the subject is closed Xianghua! (doorbell rings, he goes to the door to greet Maxi, the music producer) now make yourself useful and bring some refreshments. Xianghua (rolls her eyes and storms into the kitchen) Kilik: wow Maxi it really been a long time since college Maxi: yeah i know, i made it as a record producer at Kitia yuga records, this is why i came by, one of the judges had been in the hospital for food poisoning, so i need you to judge the talent show. Kilik: why not, I will love to help you out, anyway Maxi, I want you to meet my wife.(shouts) honey, can you come in here please. Xianghua: (returns to the living room with the refreshments she nearly drops the tray when she sees Maxi) Good evening you must be the music producer. Maxi: Yes I am (shakes Xianghua's hand) hi my name is Maxi producer of Kitia Yuga records, but i never catch your name young lady. Kilik: this is my wife, Xianghua. Maxi: wow Kilik, I never picture you the married type you have a very pretty wife. Kilik: thanks well if you excuse me i am going to the restroom. (Kilik exits, Xianghua looks around to see if the coast is clear) Maxi: so Xianghua, that is a very pretty name for such a lovely lady. Xianghua: thank you, i am very talented too want to hear me sing? Maxi: uh sure... Xianghua begins to sing on key at first Maxi begins to smile but becomes disturbed when she sings off key unaware that Kilik is right behind her. Kilik: (angrily) Xianghua! Xianghua: (stops singing, turns around to face Kilik) What! Kilik: Cut it out you are embarassing me Xianghua: But Kilik I want to sing! Kilik: Listen Xianghua, I am going to be a judge of the talent show tomorrow night and I don't want you in the show understand! Xianghua: (whines) But Kilik I want to be in the show! Kilik: you are NOT going to the show and that's final! (goes to Maxi in a calm voice) Maxi I will see you tomorrow at the Azure Arena right? Maxi: Right, see you then. Xianghua gives the men a nasty look and leaves the living room muttering under her breath. The next evening Kilik is getting ready for the talent show, he explains to Xianghua on why he don't want her in the show. Kilik: now sweetie, I know you are mad at me, but i am actually saving you from embarassing yourself out there. Xianghua: (thinking to herself) More like embarrassing you Kilik: (continues) I am only Doing this because I love you, we will talk when i get back I love you (kiss Xianghua on the cheek, as he heads to the door) Xianghua: I love you too (she close the door behind him) (to herself) I'll show him! (she looks around for a disguise finds a short sexy dress that she wore for Halloween last year and a brunette wig she borrowed from her neighbor last week got herself ready and leaves for the arena) Meanwhile at Azure Arena dozen hopefuls are performing their talents to the judges one by one each person preform giving it their all, but the judges were growing bored. Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen there you have it our performers let's give the around of applause. (someone hands the announcer a card) Oh I am sorry we got a last minute entry so put your hands together for Chai! Xianghua who is in complete disguise begins to preform her Ballard the audience as well as the judges are moved by her song. Kilik: there is something about her I can't put my finger on it once she is finished, the house stands in a wave of applause, Xianghua smiles and takes a bow unaware that she did not put on her wig on tight, as she bows the wig falls off! the crowd fell silent Kilik looks up and frowns at Xianghua Kilik: Start explaining Xianghua! Xianghua (groans) Well that about do it for this show, see you next time where we bring in a new batch of characters and a brand new show!