US States Stereotypes: A Map of Google's 1st Searched Word for Each State
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Party Wolf
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BUT IT IS SNOWING IN FLORIDA
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Norik
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It's hot as fuck down here in Miami.
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Party Wolf
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Yeah, I was talking about north Florida though.
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Norik
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Don't fret Party Wolf, here's a guide to surviving a snowstorm:
Story and information from AccuWeather: Toned down to prevent panic
What is snow?
Snow is frozen precipitation. It falls from the sky and amounts on the ground in large piles. Nobody is truly sure where snow comes from, with theories ranging from flakes of atmosphere falling down, to God's dandruff.
Picture of snow:
How do I protect myself from snow?
Snow is weak to fire. The only way to truly protect yourself is to light your house on fire. Make sure to start it as a slow burn so your house will outlast the snow. Other methods include bribing local officials to move the snow to your neighbor's house, or creating a scarecrow to trick the snow into attacking somewhere else. A last ditch resort would be to shoot the snow with a gun. An AR-15 is the recommended gun for shooting snow.
AR-15:
How long until society completely collapses?
Shorter than you would think. Snow in the southeast usually leads to complete collapse of society in a matter of 2-3 hours. At which point, the entire region devolves into roaming tribes of gunmen.
Scene from Atlanta three hours after first snowflake of the 93 Blizzard.
How do I know which tribe to join?
There's no wrong answer to this question, as everyone has their own unique taste in tribes. If you're into cars and machines, you may want to give TITANSQUAD 420SWAG a try. If more of a primal, pagan-like community is up your alley, then go for the Waifu Warriors. Only you can know what type of tribe is right for you, so shop around and have a little fun!
READING MATERIALS:
Book 1 (Before snow)
Book 2 (During snow)
Book 3 (After snow)
If you have any more questions regarding snow, save them. Because we're all going to die and there's nothing we can do about it, so you're just wasting the precious time we have left.
Story and information from AccuWeather: Toned down to prevent panic
What is snow?
Snow is frozen precipitation. It falls from the sky and amounts on the ground in large piles. Nobody is truly sure where snow comes from, with theories ranging from flakes of atmosphere falling down, to God's dandruff.
Picture of snow:
How do I protect myself from snow?
Snow is weak to fire. The only way to truly protect yourself is to light your house on fire. Make sure to start it as a slow burn so your house will outlast the snow. Other methods include bribing local officials to move the snow to your neighbor's house, or creating a scarecrow to trick the snow into attacking somewhere else. A last ditch resort would be to shoot the snow with a gun. An AR-15 is the recommended gun for shooting snow.
AR-15:
How long until society completely collapses?
Shorter than you would think. Snow in the southeast usually leads to complete collapse of society in a matter of 2-3 hours. At which point, the entire region devolves into roaming tribes of gunmen.
Scene from Atlanta three hours after first snowflake of the 93 Blizzard.
How do I know which tribe to join?
There's no wrong answer to this question, as everyone has their own unique taste in tribes. If you're into cars and machines, you may want to give TITANSQUAD 420SWAG a try. If more of a primal, pagan-like community is up your alley, then go for the Waifu Warriors. Only you can know what type of tribe is right for you, so shop around and have a little fun!
READING MATERIALS:
Book 1 (Before snow)
Book 2 (During snow)
Book 3 (After snow)
If you have any more questions regarding snow, save them. Because we're all going to die and there's nothing we can do about it, so you're just wasting the precious time we have left.
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Party Wolf
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Where is god's shampoo when you need it
Steven_a
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My state is good according to the map. Swag
baxben7
[09] Warrior
My state is important according to the map. :)
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Ghengis_John
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The weather map for California should just say "Haaaa-hah-hah-haa..." Seriously. It's winter and it's 100 degrees and hasn't rained in three months. That's not me bragging, that's me contemplating what my electricity and water bills are going to be like this summer. Seriously... clouds? You can rain already. And the weather men keep going on about "this gorgeous weather," I want to strangle them.