Zombie apocalypse?

Good thing Ive stocked up on metamucil and heart meds.

I aint going down without a fight tho!

"bring it you filthy, free loading zombies!"

you know zombies arent real right

"I must fight the zombies!"

"No, John, you are the zombies."

And John was a zombie.

Uh huh... The guy was shot dead right? Dead...?

I'm not sure the understanding of zombies around is here quite complete, let me know if/when the real apocalypse breaks out near you though...

Yes, yes, very Hollywood, but this isn't Resident Evil and these guys, are surely just drug abusers...

That black zombie is like the boss zombie, one does not simply fuck with it.

I dont want this to happen ;///n///;
My reactions when I was reading the yahoo thing~

I DONT WANT THIS TO EFFING HAPPEN ;///n///;
Lol my reactions when I read the Yahoo article~

Whenever i think zombie... i just think -Resident Evil 3 opening sequence.
I say bring it on. I don't want to have repay all of my student loans, so i'm ALWAYS welcoming some sort of national disaster.

If they can run at me then I don't want to play, if they can only walk/stagger about then it's cool and I will look forward to it.

Bath Salt...this drug has had several incidents before. This particular guy was arrested previously in Miami, for attacking his mother.
It took 3 tasers to get his ass down, he wasn't on drugs then.

But these particular drugs heat up your body temperature. Apparently it feels like your insides are melting. That's why he took of his clothe. The growling is also a symptom of these drugs.
You don't feel pain.
One dude was walking naked on the street when he got hit by a cab, according to the police report. He gave the cops a hell of struggle who trying to help him severely injuring one of the cop's hand. That dude survived.

But this story freaked me out. Think about it, a naked dude pins your ass down and chews your face off, eyeballs, nose down to your chin. No fucking zombie, a human did that, a human who probably wouldn't have done that if he wasn't on some drug.

I prefer Machete.

I think it's funny that Hollywood has people convinced that everyone should die when they are hit by one bullet when it almost never happens that way, even when people are shot in the head.