Zombie apocalypse?

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  1. DeathInMyEyes [10] Knight

    Yeah. No doubt you've all heard the stories by now...


    http://news.yahoo.com/witness-says-naked-attacker-chewing-mans-face-162408953.html

    I normally wouldn't give anything like this another thought. I'm usually the first to dismiss coincidence as mere coincidence, but this is the only story that adds up to what has the internet in a fuss.

    Several suspicious reports, all in the time span of a week or so, have pointed to this possibility. The worst part? They're all near or in the same area - Miami and Ft. Lauderdale.

    Here are the reports:
    There's been several rumors that suggest how and why this particular attack happened - bath salts, LSD, it began as a bar fight, etc etc, and I'd like to get a discussion going.

    Mainly because me, someone who isn't normally intimidated by stupid shit, is starting to become intimidated by stupid shit.

    I don't really think its the threat of a zombie apocalypse that's getting to me.

    Its the threat of a zombie apocalypse starting in the same fucking state that I live in. D'=
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  2. Slade [13] Hero

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  3. DeathInMyEyes [10] Knight

    Hell, I've even heard rumors of a guy pulling out his own intestines and chucking them at a cop.

    Spooky shit man.
  4. Hot Rod Dave "Saucy saucy minx"

    Good thing Ive stocked up on metamucil and heart meds.

    I aint going down without a fight tho!

    "bring it you filthy, free loading zombies!"

    you know zombies arent real right
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  5. Slade [13] Hero

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    We know zombies aren't real.

    Yet.
  6. The_Landslide [12] Conqueror

    "I must fight the zombies!"

    "No, John, you are the zombies."

    And John was a zombie.
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  7. DeathInMyEyes [10] Knight

    Poetic genius.
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  9. Jrasta111 [07] Duelist

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    Uh huh... The guy was shot dead right? Dead...?

    I'm not sure the understanding of zombies around is here quite complete, let me know if/when the real apocalypse breaks out near you though...
  10. DeathInMyEyes [10] Knight

    the man took 6 shots to kill. The first 5 apparently had little effect, only resulting in the man growling. The last, I believe, was a headshot.
  11. Jrasta111 [07] Duelist

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    Yes, yes, very Hollywood, but this isn't Resident Evil and these guys, are surely just drug abusers...
  12. Sett [09] Warrior

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    That black zombie is like the boss zombie, one does not simply fuck with it.
  13. xXPyrrusXx [11] Champion

    I dont want this to happen ;///n///;
    My reactions when I was reading the yahoo thing~
  14. xXPyrrusXx [11] Champion

    I DONT WANT THIS TO EFFING HAPPEN ;///n///;
    Lol my reactions when I read the Yahoo article~

    scared 3.jpg Scared 1.jpg scared 2.jpg
  15. d_b [07] Duelist

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    Whenever i think zombie... i just think -Resident Evil 3 opening sequence.
    I say bring it on. I don't want to have repay all of my student loans, so i'm ALWAYS welcoming some sort of national disaster.
  16. acefrost [10] Knight

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    If they can run at me then I don't want to play, if they can only walk/stagger about then it's cool and I will look forward to it.
  17. KingAce HERMITISM

    Bath Salt...this drug has had several incidents before. This particular guy was arrested previously in Miami, for attacking his mother.
    It took 3 tasers to get his ass down, he wasn't on drugs then.

    But these particular drugs heat up your body temperature. Apparently it feels like your insides are melting. That's why he took of his clothe. The growling is also a symptom of these drugs.
    You don't feel pain.
    One dude was walking naked on the street when he got hit by a cab, according to the police report. He gave the cops a hell of struggle who trying to help him severely injuring one of the cop's hand. That dude survived.

    But this story freaked me out. Think about it, a naked dude pins your ass down and chews your face off, eyeballs, nose down to your chin. No fucking zombie, a human did that, a human who probably wouldn't have done that if he wasn't on some drug.

    I prefer Machete.
  18. The_Landslide [12] Conqueror

    I think it's funny that Hollywood has people convinced that everyone should die when they are hit by one bullet when it almost never happens that way, even when people are shot in the head.
  19. KokoYoshi [14] Master

    Dear lord. I need to pay attention to the news now. I fear something bad may happen soon.....

    However, I'll do some prayer and some loving towards those dear to me and then.......

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