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Ew, Walmart.

Someone swiped all of my candies in my cart at Walmart when I went off to buy ice cream! (>T^T) The candy aisle was just like a few steps away, that lazy jerk.

I'm still trying to figure out if they actually like the stuff I've already put in the cart of if they're just too dumb to realize it's not theirs. If the former, I hope they enjoy the melons, apples, and Leinekugel's creamy dark I picked out for them yesterday.

I only visit Walmart to increase my self-esteem. Makes me feel like the 1%

Walmart actually isn't that bad in Iowa. If you look at submissions by state at peopleofwalmart.com you'll see that most of those from Iowa are pretty tame.

Lol, so you lost all the healthy stuff xD
Well, it saves them time to see pick it out themselves lol. My mom took a whole half an hour to pick out the perfect watermelon before (>*_*)

Well, some people would insist that beer is healthy, but not everyone seems to agree... Choosing a melon is always a gamble. I do feel them and knock on them and listen, but there's no point in deliberating for more than a minute. You kind of have to trust your instincts. Personally, I wouldn't trust others to get it right!

I knock but I never hear that sound I'm supposed to be hearing lol. My mom is always exasperated with my grocery shopping, cuz everything I pick out is bad apparently :'(

It should sound kind of hollow, though that's absolutely no guarantee of anything.

Well, I don't know about Iowa, but here in South Florida it's... not too good. I would NEVER buy fruit from them, for instance.