I don't knows where your crumpets are. Myself, being the incredibly well established Brit that I am, does not particularly...or at all enjoy the taste of crumpets and therefore will refrain from their mention!
If you wish to discuss any other stereotypes further. Please address my love for tea, bangers 'n mash, funny accents, and of course my Tira > j00!
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Thank you and have a nice day. You have just been Brit Roll'd