Crazy Baton Passes

A strangely-dressed ninja with a mechanical right arm drops in from flying via using a katana as a helicopter blade. He has the air of a zombie surrounding him.

"Behold!" he announces. "It is I! Yoshimitsu the First! I hath returned from beyond the grave! Heaven's net is wide, and has let me through!"
 
Yoshimitsu stabs himself with Pyrrah's cursed sword and lands so that he manages to impale both sisters as well. They all immediately return to life.
 
Yoshimitsu watches them struggle to catch their breath; they seem so frail, so beautiful... "How could something so tragic happen to such innocent people?" , he wondered. Then he had another more selfish thought, "...Twins man, fuck'n twins."

As he reaches out and places his hand on one of their shoulders, they stops moving and look up at him. That's when he sees it; the dangerous look in their eyes. These eyes informed him that his mistake was indeed grave. Even with a second chance he was still making the same mistakes. He had "cared", like he did for his successor. Unfortunately, caring is disadvantageous to the carer. Like before he was immobilized, and coincidentally, it was for exactly fourteen frames of a second. He whispers in horror, "Y- you bitches! You calculated this?!" The original Pyrrha smiles while thinking, "This poor soul never learned his MU's, his fate will at the very least be miserable. While rising, they lunge forward screaming, "You're UNSAFE!" and...
 
They easily overcame the weak mechanical ninja. Threatening his life to get the real info they needed. "Who tried to kill us?" they said. Yoshimitu cracks under the pressure and reveals the true enemy. It was a morose man of low cunning. A man of true evil and no shame. His name is TwiztidRaven, the man that tried to murder them. With this info they......
 
Raven retreated to his roost where he plotted the thoughts of thinking like no other man before him did.

The newborn twins were struck by his obvious cunning conniving.
 
Raven did have a plan, as he sent out shadowy figures out into the world..

While the two sister were fighting over siegfried's head, suddenly..
 
TwiztidRaven's shadow, FenrisZero came out to attack the sisters. The assassin in the shadows looked quite big and ominous from far away. The sisters were frightened, but as FenrisZero drew closer, they realized how tiny and pathetic their would be assailant was. It was then they......
 
Stabbed him, relentlessly. Even when he hit the ground they didn't stop... They just kept going... violently stabbing him and shit. It wasn't until...
 
How weak he was, for FenrisZero was only a weak copy of TwiztidRaven. The once proud warrior realized how unaccomplished and pathetic he truly was. FenrisZero was bested by two girls. All the trash talk and boasting he did slowly started to sink in because of how pointless and untrue it was. He then......
 
Look at himself through the reflection of a pond. He realized he wasn't the badass he portrayed to be and that he should become an investment banker. Looking at the water, he then......
 
...realised just how deformed his face had become from the violence he had to endure from the mentally fragile twins. Truly the clone no longer resembled his much despised template. His pride and body in shreds, he choked on blood and tears, knowing he could no longer walk the path of the warrior.

All was not lost, however: in his despair he recalled his younger days as a masked bard - times when he was truly happy, but distracted from them when he first tasted power handling a blade. With his face torn so brutally now, surely it would be appropriate to don the visage of Guy Fawkes once more, and become the richest smack-talking investor of all time. Of course, there was one thing he had to do before he could pursue his once abandoned goal after discarding the dream so long...
 
He ran to pursue his life goal of meeting the Master Cleric named Router. She is a very busy woman who is the maiden FenrisZero has wanted in his life since he saw her in his masked days, the day when she healed him after a shark riding accident. He never had a good reason to visit the fine lady of his dreams until today when his face became bloody and broken. There was no way Router could recognize him now with his new look, but it really didn't matter since he always wore a mask around.

It would took several cold nights to arrive at the cottage where she took in the wounded citizens of Nerdcoria. The journey was an unpleasant one because he had to pay several outrageous tolls on the highway. When FenrisZero reached the gates of Nerdcoria, a wild figure appeared from the bushes by the entrance. "What is that?" as he pondered to himself. He then had a realization that it was...
 
As Pyrrha regained control over herself, she felt the need to go somewhere
So she grabbed natsu's head and squeezed it tightly
(like a little girl squeezes her favourite teddy bear for comfort and hope)
And set off forward whistling a positive tune along the way..
 
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