Ooofmatic
World Warrior
I noticed Enk unfriended me on Facebook, so I messaged him.
Ooof: Lol unfriended? ;P
Enk: hahaha yes, you're a lying peice of shit.
and i only waited for you to think you can just come talk to me whenever you feel like it
you're a drugged out, washed up, old veteran who relied on gimmicks to get by
you know as well as I do, i am not losing to you
you're garbage
let me meet you one day. i will slap the taste so far down your throat you'll think i'm a chef for making it taste so good.
oof, you're the real lunatic, and i have never associated myself with you
we're not buddies
i should try and steal your girl
can't be too hard. you're not much of a man to begin with
make no mistake about it oof. we are not friends.
never will be.
If i see you, i am going to hurt you
you'll have to do it like everyone else Ooof. Incognito.
try
you'll lose
like always
even when you try to cheat
i'll be there to shit on your parade anytime you think one is coming
wait til i see you in person.
i will have to be handcuffed and removed
you'll never see me angry.
you're not worth it
Ooof: I might be at NEC so we could battle offline there if ya want
Enk: you'll only have to deal with me. i'll be swift
yeah, NEC sounds like a good place to be
my hand's gonna be sore from all the bitch slapping mia do
and not a single person will retaliate
i'm stealing your girlfriend.
going to show her what a mistake she's made being with you
i know you get it, you're just trying to trip me up at this point. i mean everything i said, oof. im going to start with ruining your relationship at home that is already rocky
then, I'm going to see you at a tourney, and slap the shit out of you while you stand there and do nothing
then i am going to slap you again
your watery eyes will give me the closure i'll need to move on
you fucked me over for a joystick. and you're going to pay for it.
10 fold
my opinion of 10 fold. not your opinion
Ooof: Actually I ended up selling that stick for like $50
Which was a pretty good deal I think
Enk: i am going to drag you into the bathroom and shove your puny frame into the first open stall
and bury your head in the, hopefully unflushed, piss and shit water.
first you'll forget
then you'll realize what you've done and start to panic
i can keep pressure on you so you can't move
all you can do is flail helplessly while you start to swallow that shit and piss water because you're out of breath
then i am going to piss on you and tear up your precious hat
people are going to be asking you wheres the hat
and you will still just be coming to terms with ingesting someones shit
you'll blow it off. and i'll come up right behind you, put my arm around you, and lead you away
to the hallway, into the fire escape.
and toss your useless ass down the steps
i'm going to really try to sodomize you with my MLG joystick while you're unconsciouncess
then i'll takea picture
but before that, i'll getr webster to come take a look
and put his dick all over your face and mouth
so he can have satisfaction
then im going to drag your ass back into the ballroom, and leave you there until you wake up
unsure of what just happened
Yeah, I knew you weren't capable of accepting responsibility. I normally don't warn someone when I am going to hurt them, but here we are :D Like it never happened. I'm not going to tell you where it will happen though. Then I'd be kind of OCD.
i only know I want to hurt you, and you hurt for awhile when you wake up
all plans are subject to change
:)
you're gonna know it's started when your girlfriend says to you "oof, can i ask you something"
you're not a kid any more of. You're going to learn a lesson about taking responsibility for your actions like a man.
Ooof: k
Ooof: Lol unfriended? ;P
Enk: hahaha yes, you're a lying peice of shit.
and i only waited for you to think you can just come talk to me whenever you feel like it
you're a drugged out, washed up, old veteran who relied on gimmicks to get by
you know as well as I do, i am not losing to you
you're garbage
let me meet you one day. i will slap the taste so far down your throat you'll think i'm a chef for making it taste so good.
oof, you're the real lunatic, and i have never associated myself with you
we're not buddies
i should try and steal your girl
can't be too hard. you're not much of a man to begin with
make no mistake about it oof. we are not friends.
never will be.
If i see you, i am going to hurt you
you'll have to do it like everyone else Ooof. Incognito.
try
you'll lose
like always
even when you try to cheat
i'll be there to shit on your parade anytime you think one is coming
wait til i see you in person.
i will have to be handcuffed and removed
you'll never see me angry.
you're not worth it
Ooof: I might be at NEC so we could battle offline there if ya want
Enk: you'll only have to deal with me. i'll be swift
yeah, NEC sounds like a good place to be
my hand's gonna be sore from all the bitch slapping mia do
and not a single person will retaliate
i'm stealing your girlfriend.
going to show her what a mistake she's made being with you
i know you get it, you're just trying to trip me up at this point. i mean everything i said, oof. im going to start with ruining your relationship at home that is already rocky
then, I'm going to see you at a tourney, and slap the shit out of you while you stand there and do nothing
then i am going to slap you again
your watery eyes will give me the closure i'll need to move on
you fucked me over for a joystick. and you're going to pay for it.
10 fold
my opinion of 10 fold. not your opinion
Ooof: Actually I ended up selling that stick for like $50
Which was a pretty good deal I think
Enk: i am going to drag you into the bathroom and shove your puny frame into the first open stall
and bury your head in the, hopefully unflushed, piss and shit water.
first you'll forget
then you'll realize what you've done and start to panic
i can keep pressure on you so you can't move
all you can do is flail helplessly while you start to swallow that shit and piss water because you're out of breath
then i am going to piss on you and tear up your precious hat
people are going to be asking you wheres the hat
and you will still just be coming to terms with ingesting someones shit
you'll blow it off. and i'll come up right behind you, put my arm around you, and lead you away
to the hallway, into the fire escape.
and toss your useless ass down the steps
i'm going to really try to sodomize you with my MLG joystick while you're unconsciouncess
then i'll takea picture
but before that, i'll getr webster to come take a look
and put his dick all over your face and mouth
so he can have satisfaction
then im going to drag your ass back into the ballroom, and leave you there until you wake up
unsure of what just happened
Yeah, I knew you weren't capable of accepting responsibility. I normally don't warn someone when I am going to hurt them, but here we are :D Like it never happened. I'm not going to tell you where it will happen though. Then I'd be kind of OCD.
i only know I want to hurt you, and you hurt for awhile when you wake up
all plans are subject to change
:)
you're gonna know it's started when your girlfriend says to you "oof, can i ask you something"
you're not a kid any more of. You're going to learn a lesson about taking responsibility for your actions like a man.
Ooof: k