Mirror's Edge

Because Mirror's Edge makes me rage. I hate how almost every important action in the game is on the L button. So you get all kinds of stupid accidents. I also hate how if Faith is at anything but a 90 degree angle with something she completely ignores it.
 
It was an alright game. What they attempted was admirable. When you get a section right and don't screw up it can actually be pretty thrilling, the problem is that falling down a hole because you missed a red pipe or beam by a fraction of an inch can really spoil your immersion or the illusion of speed.

On the subject of old things that make you rage however, since the switch to digital TV we've been getting the "THIS" network. They show old episodes of the outer limits to fill time. GOOD GOD. The old outer limits is a horribly BORING AWFUL BLACKHOLE FROM WHICH NO ENJOYMENT CAN ESCAPE. The show is so fucking terrible so bad so BAD, what the fuck were they thinking? Why are there so many episodes of it in existence? How did they ever think it could compete with the twilight zone? Ugh. Just ugh man.

Sometimes, sometimes it's hilariously bad. For a while... until you wonder why they stretch out the suffering for a whole hour.
PREPARE FOR SOME BULLSHIT:
THAT BEE TURNED INTO A FINE ASS CHICK!-SPECIAL FX!
http://www.hulu.com/watch/63082/the-outer-limits---original-zzzzzz
STOCK FOOTAGE! STILL PHOTOS! TEDIUM!
http://www.tv.com/video/20949/The+Premonition?o=tv&tag=content_wrap;episode_header
OMFG! LOOKOUT! KILLER... TUMBLEWEEDS
http://www.tv.com/video/20935/Cry+of+Silence?o=tv&tag=content_wrap;episode_header
 
In looking for these episodes I found that there are people who actually debate that this was the better show (that is as opposed to the twilight zone). I don't know what they're thinking but if they lap up shit maybe I should start writing novels. Doesn't matter if they're good, someone should love them no matter what apparently.
 
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