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brad_soup

Sturdy Beard, Male, 21, from Indiana

I may not be the worst player in the world, but at the very least, I'm the worst player on 8WR. Trophy plz. Jan 15, 2013

    1. brad_soup
      I may not be the worst player in the world, but at the very least, I'm the worst player on 8WR. Trophy plz.
      1. Lissosaya and OmegaXCN like this.
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      3. HolyCarp
        HolyCarp
        Damn right I am, now gimme your lunch money.
        Jan 15, 2013
      4. HolyCarp
        HolyCarp
        Hmm, I reckon Dazzler may have had a point there...
        Jan 15, 2013
      5. FenrisZero
        FenrisZero
        Donutman is the Worse Player On 8Way. Real Talk.
        Feb 15, 2013
    2. brad_soup
      So, apparently, if you're A ranked and you win more than one match in a row, you're a tryhard dickhead. So much for casual player matches.
      1. Der Lindwurm
        Der Lindwurm
        Go to New York and terrorize some of the people there who think they're badasses. Or fight me again with Dampierre at least (if you still play him.)
        Jan 15, 2013
      2. brad_soup
        brad_soup
        Well there was literally no one in GCNY and no one in ranked when I posted this. So I went to get a player match and they were all labeled "casual game" and I was like "I'm totally down for that!" and they were like "NO FUCK YOU GTFO WITH YOUR A RANK AND YOUR GRABS AND YOU TRYHARD SON OF A FAGGOT."
        Jan 15, 2013
    3. brad_soup
      Protip for rage quitters: if you don't want any losses on your record, try not sucking. ;D
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    4. brad_soup
      "Genei-Jin" is Japanese for "Look at all these fucks I don't give!"
    5. brad_soup
      Is anyone else playing Anarchy Reigns? Is there a trick to winning those rampage clashes? I thought you were just supposed to mash...
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      2. Benjeezy
        Benjeezy
        1: During clash you'll see a button on the screen that looks like it's being pressed. Hammer that til it changes, then repeat the process. Do it faster than the other guy or die.

        2: Yes you can tech throws. It's just hella finicky and lag never helps.
        Jan 9, 2013
      3. brad_soup
        brad_soup
        See, that's what I've been doing in clashes, but it never seems to work, I lose almost instantly. I didn't think I was that bad at mashing :(

        As for the grabs...yeah, I dunno. I've been mashing B like a crazy motherfucker, trying to throw somebody, and they just don't even care. Grab me out of my grab animation and I can't tech.
        Jan 9, 2013
      4. Benjeezy
        Benjeezy
        I turn the controller sideways and just flail on it til I collapse. It's the same way I masturbate, actually.

        And if worse comes to worse, you can unlock a perk that lets you autotech throws. And in THIS game, there's no shame in using it.
        Jan 9, 2013
    6. brad_soup
      I just killed a helicopter WITH A PILEDRIVER. Everyone go buy Anarchy Reigns. Right meow.
    7. brad_soup
      MAX ANARCHY. Raise your hand if you're hyped! o/
    8. brad_soup
      It's sad that there's no one on Earth as bad as me at 3rd Strike. Makes it really impossible to actually learn how to play.
      1. Solo
        Solo
        I'm pretty sure I'm worse than you. Me playing a 2D fighter is like watching a woman try to fix a car.
        Jan 2, 2013
    9. brad_soup
      3rd Strike is half off today. Who wants to teach me how to play?
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      2. Destro
        Destro
        ...Let me show you how to knock out a light
        Dec 30, 2012
      3. brad_soup
        brad_soup
        Butter ass?
        Dec 30, 2012
      4. Destro
        Destro
        Just remember this Brad. There will ALWAYS be more than corn in Indiana. Maybe not here -points to your head- but always in here -points to your heart-
        Dec 30, 2012
    10. brad_soup
      So, keep away is the only correct way to play Marvel, right?
      1. SBA
        SBA
        That or playing random/vergil/dante
        Dec 24, 2012
      2. brad_soup
        brad_soup
        I have seen so many Wesker/Vergil/Dante. Ermahgerd.
        Dec 24, 2012
    11. brad_soup
      Either learning stick is A LOT harder than I thought, or the GGXX cabinet at the mall is jank. Or I'm just useless. Shoutouts to QCF!
      1. WolfLoneThe likes this.
      2. Gamegenie222
        Gamegenie222
        Naa it's just hard if you play on pad for all of your life and just switch to stick. I still learning stick as well but only for 2d games and using it for GG but my problem right now is finding a good position to lay my fingers for the GG layout. And maybe your GGXX cabinet is jank, IDK places dont care of good care of machines anymore unless you are at a arcade or something.
        Dec 22, 2012
      3. brad_soup
        brad_soup
        Nah, it was an "arcade" at the mall with about twelve machines, half of them prize games and claw machines. The only other decent game they had was House of the Dead, which I'm pretty sure is required to be in every arcade ever, so it doesn't count.
        Dec 22, 2012
      4. brad_soup
        brad_soup
        But I mean, I would do a fireball motion ten times in a row and maybe actually get the special out once. I wound up just spamming S because I couldn't really do anything else. Lucky no one was there to see me play XD
        Dec 22, 2012
    12. brad_soup
      MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
      1. Onyyx
        Onyyx
        NAMU NAMU NAMU NAMU NAMU NAMU NAMU NAMU NAMU NAMU
        Dec 22, 2012
    13. brad_soup
      Holy balls, I just found my Soul Calibur II disc and hooked up my PS2. So much hype, I think my eyeballs are going to explode.
      1. Destro and imonamission like this.
      2. brad_soup
        brad_soup
        Fuckberries...anyone got a spare PS2 controller? D:
        Dec 22, 2012
    14. brad_soup
      How to get all my monies: Step 1: Release SC2 on XBLA with online multiplayer. Step 2: collect monies.
    15. brad_soup
      I sincerely doubt these are actual teenage girls that everyone in Global Colosseo is flocking to. Just saying...
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      2. Mr.MeatHook
        Mr.MeatHook
        "AmberTheCutie" Gathered a nice little army of scrubs behind "her". None of which were able to slay the dragon to impress their princess.
        Dec 19, 2012
      3. Mr.MeatHook
        Mr.MeatHook
        'Cause I play Aeon....

        Get it?

        ........
        Dec 19, 2012
      4. Lagstab
        Lagstab
        shake my head fgc
        Dec 19, 2012
    16. brad_soup
      Seriously, though...does anyone ACTUALLY PLAY Ghost Rider? Or is it just jump-back-heavy? It's literally the only thing I've seen any GR do.
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      2. FenrisZero
        FenrisZero
        Its a safe combo starter that covers air well too. UMvC3 is all spam. And cross ups. Mostly spam.
        Dec 18, 2012
      3. brad_soup
        brad_soup
        Lol like I said, "combo starter" has nothing to do with it.
        Dec 19, 2012
      4. Mr.MeatHook
        Mr.MeatHook
        Awww, but I love Ghost Rider!

        At least Sly's OP. Childhood still secure.
        Dec 19, 2012
    17. brad_soup
      Wolverine - Captain America - Ryu has no answer to keepaway teams. Balls. In SCV-related news, I'm still bad at SCV.
    18. brad_soup
      Phoenix Wright is a pretty cool bro, but I don't think you can really play him on a pad. :(
    19. brad_soup
      Nearly up to 10% wins in Marvel. Feelsbadbro.
    20. brad_soup
      How to play Ghost Rider: 1: Jump back 2: Heavy 3: ???? 4: PROFIT
      1. Pat728
        Pat728
        Heavy? It's all about S. And 4 should be lose, not profit. Ghost rider is terrible.
        Dec 17, 2012
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    I play Soul Calibur. Sometimes I win. Usually I don't. Fun times!