Dating a 14 yr old woman need advice

So I was balls deep in Mikosus butt last night....Everything is good, Im feeling great.

Right when Im about to "Bomb The panama canal". He looks back at me and says..."Kiss me". I said "Hell no you fag! Thats gay!!"

we can jack off but NO GAY STUFF!!!

HRD
 
he told me he was straight but i guess he's into ass reamings not to mention im good looking.
 
So long as you dont go past the first knuckle...its not gay
so long as your balls dont touch...its not gay
so long as your pants dont go below your knees...its not gay
so long as you kiss with your eyes open...its not gay

Rules I live by

HRD
 
Actually as long as you claim you aren't gay you aren't gay. Anybody who says otherwise is gay, even if they say they aren't.
 
I find it very suspect that you'd be asking for advice in this situation, emo. Seems to me that you've been waiting your whole life for that chance.

All the evidence points toward you being hot for the mom and not being able to admit that you might like an older woman.
 
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