Match of the Year 2012: Chaos1x vs. MONEYMUFFINS

MONEYMUFFINS

MONEYMUFFINS

[13] Hero
On January 2011, a legend of swords and bubbles was born.

Back then, a demon named Chaos1x appeared in the sacred land of Canada, seeking blood and destruction from the souls of many. Unbeknownst to Chaos1x, however, a guardian of this holy land felt his evil presence from afar. That guardian was me, MONEYMUFFINS.

I humbly offered to meet and beat Chaos1x for our first encounter. But I was brutally defeated. After the fight was over, I cried out to the heavens, "Gods! Why have you forsaken me!"

They told me it was like Mortal Kombat. You know, Shao Kahn takes over despite Liu Kang winning fair and square. In my case, bubbles were akin to Shao Kahn’s cheap sledgehammer. "Lol u mad," they said.

So then I became enraged like Kratos in God of War. I sought revenge on everybody, including the fellow gods in my homeland. Everything and everyone dies. Here are the exchanges leading up to it:

Chaos1x said:
What ever helps you sleep at night vince. i just want you to admit im the better player. Because i am. I was superior in every way, reflexes , anticipation , prediction you name it. Vince's denial is on a next lv.
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Vincent said:
He can say he didn't use bubbles all he wants but that's on him. Simply not true. If he wants to back down from playing competitive SC4 but then complain on the forums then it's just a waste of everybody's time. My challenge for money without any bubbles at all will always be open. I'm not just gonna sit by while somebody who says they quit after not accepting my offer to play for money says they're better anyway.
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Chaos1x said:
Why does your brain fail to accept its own Inferiority? Vince not only are you insecure and in denial but your also delusional, you where good at sc3 but the truth is your garbage at sc4. Im better deal with it.
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Vincent said:
Dammit! I didn't get any action last night. The girl said she was fine with me visiting but that I could only come over as a friend. I laughed and told her she was funny, because we had already hooked up twice before. She wasn't joking though. Luckily I brought over my laptop with backup porn just in case.
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Vincent said:
Nvm we got it on before I left. Currently typing with a condom on lolol.
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Chaos1x said:
Vince im gonna begin to ignore you and continue beating you. I have given you more attention then you deserve.
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Finally, the feature presentation:

 
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Nice matches. tough that Algol is still far from what it used to be in 4, I know
Chaos will be back with something more, with Phyrra, day 1 you are at your best, lol.
 
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