Here is a day in the life of your favorite Soul Calibur and Tekken characters in the form of the hit TV show, The Office. Episode 1: Welcome to Mishima Zaibatsu Inc. "Working at the Mishima Zaibatsu is pretty much a great company with benefits because I of course am the boss" said a young man. "The name's Jin Kazama and I just so happened to inherit the company from my grandfather and my father." he said with a smirk. "My employees consists of people that i have met during the King of the Iron Fist tournament as well as some people who claim to know how to use swords and what not." Jin added. "With me as always are my left and right hand people, my eyes and ears, Eddy Gordo and Nina Williams" Jin said as the camera zoomed in on the both of them. "We specialize in technology and appliances made for the 21st Century." Jin said. Eddy being interviewed Do I appreciate working here? I do plus it has great benefits too. Nina being interviewed Yeah I like the job, so what. I had thousands of jobs before coming here and at least this one was by first come, first serve basis. I think the boss just hits on me because I'm a woman but I can be saying that for all the women who work here also. As the employees are steadily working, a young woman wearing a white cardigan with baby blue and purple trim as well as a matching bustier and hot shorts with a lotus in hair holding a few envelopes walk past two men working on the computer. "Psst." said one man wearing a green bandana and red pants "Xianghua at 2:00" he said directed at another man wearing googles, a brown and green vest, and jeans. The two watched as the young woman bent over showing her behind. The camera zoomed in on the perverted expressions on the face of the young man wearing the green bandana Yun-Seong being interviewed You know, I'll admit, I'm kinda into Xianghua even though she has a boyfriend but who's stopping the Yunster from looking and not touching As Xianghua stood up, she turned to where Yun-Seong and the other guy were sitting as they quickly turned their chairs around. "Real mature, Yun-Seong." she said as the camera zoomed in on Yun-Seong with his back turned away from her. "I wasn't looking this time." Yun-Seong said. "Sure." Xianghua said as she rolled her eyes. "Same goes for you as well, Hwoarang." Xianghua added as she left. Sophitia and Cassandra being interviewed "Out of all the women here, Xianghua and Christie Monteiro dress the least appropriate" said Sophitia. "I mean, yeah because both of them look like the office whores as far as attire goes." said Cassandra "I feel sorry for Xianghua's boyfriend, Kilik, having to fight guys from just looking at her." Cassandra added. "Ok, everyone." said Jin as the camera zoomed in on him. "We're going to have a meeting today about employees getting raises at 3:30." Jin added. Mitsurugi being interviewed Getting a raise would be the best thing to happen for me, at least it means a promoton is there also. Yun-Seong being interviewed Man would I do anything for a raise I need the money...so that Mi-Na and Hwang stop taking my paycheck away Xianghua being interviewed Hmmm, with a raise, I can finally move Kilik and I into a new house since I've been living in his apartment for 2 years. "Hey nerds." said Maxi as he approached the IT guys, Marshall Law, Bob, and Paul Phoenix. "What do you want, Maxi?" said Marshall. "Our boss just announced that we're having a meeting about pay raises" Maxi said. "Pay raises?" Paul chimed in. "Yep, and I'm in line to get one." said Maxi as he left. At the meeting, all the employees sat and wonder about who would get a raise. "I hope it's me who gets the raise this time." said Setsuka. "You wish." said Anna Williams. Jin Kazama made his way to the podium as he addressed his employees. "As you all know, ladies and gentlemen." Jin began. "All of you are looking forward to getting your raises but I have also decided to interview a chosen few of you based on work ethic, apparel, and overall willingness." Jin said. Setsuka being interviewed I knew there had to be a catch with this whole pay raise thing. "So without further ado, let me have Xianghua, Yun-Seong, Kilik, Maxi, and Christie Monteiro visit me in my office." Jin said. "Yes." said Yun-Seong as the camera zoomed on him "Oh god." said Xianghua. Cassandra being interviewed Is Jin serious? Did he just pick a goof ball, an Elvis impersonator, a clueless jerk, and those two office skanks? I wonder if I started dressing sluttier and I get noticed? At the break room, Raven and Craig Marduk were pissed at the fact that they weren't chosen for the raise. "That was no meeting." said Raven. The camera zoomed in on Setsuka as she walked in the break room. "Let me guess, you two are sulking because you didn't get chosen for the raise?" she said as she took a seat. Outside of Mishima Zaibaatsu, Inc. Kilik and Xianghua went out to lunch to celebrate. Xianghua being interviewed I'm very excited to know that either me or Kilik could get the raise we so longingly deserve but what if we both get a raise? I would flip out. "So where you wanna go for lunch?" Kilik asked. "Oh, you know where I want to go for lunch?" Xianghua replied in a sensual tone. Kilik slightly chuckled. "Oh come on, Kilik, you know this one." Xianghua said as she clutched his left arm. Kilik thought for a moment then he came up with an answer. "Italian." The camera zoomed on Xianghua as she looked at Kilik strangely. "What?" Kilik asked. Back at Mishima Zaibatsu Inc., Yun-Seong walked out of Jin's office, confidently smiling. "Yes, I so nailed my bid for that raise." he said as he walked past Hwoarang and Seong Mi-Na Seong Mi-Na being interviewed It would be a miracle if Yun-Seong gets a raise, then he'll stop asking me and Hwang for money, although he tends to flip the story about us taking his money. "Ok, next." said Jin Kazama. Christie Monteiro walked in. The camera zoomed in on her curves as she sat down at Jin's desk. "We meet again, Ms. Monteiro." said Jin in a seductive and sly voice. "...Okay." said Chrisite "Eddy, Nina, leave me with Ms. Monteiro." said Jin as the two took their leave. Eddy and Nina being interviewed "He better not have sex with Christie." said Eddy. "Judging by the tone of Jin's voice and Christie wearing slutty-looking clothes, I bet he'll do her in a pulse." said Nina. "How bad do you want this raise?" asked Jin. "Not enough for you to think I look easy for you to give me a raise." Christie said. "You think you're funny." said Jin. "Well, as you know, this raise comes with health and bonus benefits including 2 weeks notice...with me of course." Jin added. "Oh, really." said Christie. The camera zoomed in on Jin turning the light knob to slightly darken the room and later pulling out two champagne glasses and a bottle of Chardonnay. "Care for some?" he asked. "You know I'll be leaving." said Christie. Christie being interviewed Obviously, Jin thinks I'm easy and by seducing me to get a raise, it makes him look like a sleaze ball. Christie stormed out of Jin's office as the camera zoomed on Eddy as he watched her go by.