JohnBoyAdvance
[10] Knight
Hello 8wayrunners. Let me tell you of the ladies that have stolen my heart...
Here is Linsey Dawn McKenzie. Doing her best at a Sheeva from mortal kombat cosplay. I think. She is the lady that will always have my soul. Even though she got a breast reduction and then implants, I dont care. Still gorgeous to me. (See also: Michelle Thorne, Cathy Barry, Kerry Louise for other porn stars I would)
WWF/E's Chyna. Yeah I know. She wasn't many people's cup of tea. But in that period between fueding with Jeff Jarrett and her Playboy shoot. I thought she looked really nice. Not glamour model nice. But for a 6 foot woman beating the shite out of men nice. Then she kinda thought she was the most beautiful woman in the world and caked on the make up. There is a picture in her autobiography where she looks really quite bonkable. Now does porn. I mean I dont really see porn as the be all and end all of the worlds problems but its still sad that a woman I thought broke down some walls in the WWE is now cosplaying as She Hulk while fucking. (Also see: Trish Stratus, Lita, Beth Pheonix and Natalya for other wrasslers)
April Hunter. So yeah by now you are thinking: John you have a thing for the Amazon/Statuesque lady. And you are probably right. Also got a thing for Redheads. Some thing about them screams naughty and wild. Also see: Lita (WWE) and Kathleen Robertson (The only notable scene in Scary Movie 2)
Katie Price AKA Jordan. This woman is the face of all that is wrong and evil with the world of the British Celebrity. Think Paris Hilton but actually attractive and british and a glamour model. She's famous for nothing really. So why do I want her. In honey. (See also: Jodie Marsh from certain angles, Lucy Pinder, Sophie Howard for other glamour models)
Angelina Jolie. Yes.
Kelly Brook. A woman that is about as American as Apple Crumble and custard. (The joke is that she made the list of 100 most beautiful americans one year. lol)
And here is Lucy Pinder.
Now I know what you are thinking. Do I like ladies of the asian persuasion? Or a bit of choclit? Hell yes I do but I can't think of any ladies that really stick out. Other than porn stars. And I already suspect you guys might be thinking I'm a bit of a perve. So thats me done for now. I'm spent.
Here is Linsey Dawn McKenzie. Doing her best at a Sheeva from mortal kombat cosplay. I think. She is the lady that will always have my soul. Even though she got a breast reduction and then implants, I dont care. Still gorgeous to me. (See also: Michelle Thorne, Cathy Barry, Kerry Louise for other porn stars I would)
WWF/E's Chyna. Yeah I know. She wasn't many people's cup of tea. But in that period between fueding with Jeff Jarrett and her Playboy shoot. I thought she looked really nice. Not glamour model nice. But for a 6 foot woman beating the shite out of men nice. Then she kinda thought she was the most beautiful woman in the world and caked on the make up. There is a picture in her autobiography where she looks really quite bonkable. Now does porn. I mean I dont really see porn as the be all and end all of the worlds problems but its still sad that a woman I thought broke down some walls in the WWE is now cosplaying as She Hulk while fucking. (Also see: Trish Stratus, Lita, Beth Pheonix and Natalya for other wrasslers)
April Hunter. So yeah by now you are thinking: John you have a thing for the Amazon/Statuesque lady. And you are probably right. Also got a thing for Redheads. Some thing about them screams naughty and wild. Also see: Lita (WWE) and Kathleen Robertson (The only notable scene in Scary Movie 2)
Katie Price AKA Jordan. This woman is the face of all that is wrong and evil with the world of the British Celebrity. Think Paris Hilton but actually attractive and british and a glamour model. She's famous for nothing really. So why do I want her. In honey. (See also: Jodie Marsh from certain angles, Lucy Pinder, Sophie Howard for other glamour models)
Angelina Jolie. Yes.
Kelly Brook. A woman that is about as American as Apple Crumble and custard. (The joke is that she made the list of 100 most beautiful americans one year. lol)
And here is Lucy Pinder.
Now I know what you are thinking. Do I like ladies of the asian persuasion? Or a bit of choclit? Hell yes I do but I can't think of any ladies that really stick out. Other than porn stars. And I already suspect you guys might be thinking I'm a bit of a perve. So thats me done for now. I'm spent.
