You know what really grinds my gears??

lets see...

pets with people names like george or steve. however, pets fully named after famous people like charlie murphy and princess diana are awesome

customers who pretend to be allergic to food that they don't like

picky eaters in general; i've determined that you can judge a great deal about a person by what they refuse to eat. those who hold on to their childhood "oh that is gross i'm not ever trying it" attitude are always shitty or lame people in other regards

chicks that dress like gangster dudes with gigantic t-shirts and oversized jeans

ICP, juggalos, TWIZTED, tech-9, kottonmouth kings and anything else affiliated with that scourge on the earth

capcom fighting games

lag

people who are obviously just plain bad and blame lag

poeple who post things on facebook that end in "repost this if _________"

people who post things on FB that begin with pooky/sugar/hunny/punkin/'whatever your dumbass pet name for your child that i don't want to see' is doing _________, when i can see in the damn picture exactly what he/she is doing

people who know english but refuse to speak it as a form of misguided and embarrassing anti-patriotic protest

people who tell me how to do my job

people who use 'gay' as a synonym for 'dumb/stupid/lame/wrong'

other people's children

other people

dogs dressed up like people

dogs with painted nails

cats

pictures of cats with words on them

people who laugh at stupid jokes

people who laugh at their own jokes

people who are older than 15 and still play yugioh or pokemon or inayusha or whatever the popular japanese battle monster garbage now is

people who leave the slicer dirty after they use it

forwarding ports on new routers

calling customer service only to get a fucking robot...+10 hate if the robot is voice activated and i'm in a loud place and it just keeps telling me "i'm sorry, i didn't get that" over and over again until i smash something

spiders, scorpions, centipedes, crickets

people who think that by lazily putting a bunch of shit in a pot, ignoring all procedure and technique, and then drowning the whole abortion in cumin = making chili >_> TEXAS

actually, almost everything about texas

the state of florida

people who ask for money

people with abs that i can't touch

people who wear perfume/cologne into a nice restaurant

shitty beer

getting on netflix only to realize that the "new movies" from the last month are all from 1987

getting my credit card bill only to realize that netflix went up in cost...again...and they failed to tell me, and that if i cancel it they do it immediately so i lose the overpriced month i just paid for, and then coming to terms with the fact that i will probably forget about it again next month and end up paying whatever the new jacked up price is...again.

coming to terms with the fact that i generally dislike the majority of my coworkers

coming to terms with the fact that i will most likely consider dogs as my only children for the rest of my life

coming to terms with the fact that the above fact will most likely make my mother cry...again

coming to terms with the fact that i am only 27, and yet am already illegally lusting after 17 year olds, and will most likely continue to do so for the rest of my life, growing more and more creepy with every passing year

i think i can go on all day...uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

I say this with love...
Fuck you

it only hurts if you recognize the truth in it.

You just remember that Chili was started in TX goddammit! We can do whatever we goddamn please with it!

This and this. People who won't try something new or are so finicky they won't eat a sandwich with crusts or a fish with the head on it always get the cock-eye from me. If other people can eat it, you probably can too.

Secondly, it's not like as I get older I don't notice the attractiveness of women in their 30's, but I also still sometimes notice 16 or 17 year old girls. I'm not in high school anymore. That's.... not right.

As for my own list:

People who decry others as ignorant while not knowing what they're talking about.

Atheists who denounce religious people as angry, intolerant and judgmental while being angry, intolerant and judgmental themselves.

Babies in movie theaters.

People in buffets and salad bars who go tot he toilet and then don't wash their hands. I've seen this so much and you know they're going to go grab the tongs... I actually wash my hands after I serve myself, open doors ect. It requires a lot of trips to the bathroom and makes me look like a hypochondriac but I didn't get the flu last year so it seems to be paying off.

90% of the new members

You're cool, don't worry.

Care to tell me what I did wrong? Know full well what the word means, used it perfectly fine I thought. If not by it's medical definition than by the common one. Also hypochondriac isn't a "big word". Most people know it.

So yeah, spare me your bullshit.
Oh there's another one for my list:
People who give me shit for no reason because they've got a stick up their asses.