THUNDERDOME #42 Menace vs FyreNecromancer

(The following is an over-dramatization, events might not have actually happened)

FyreNecromancer: "I beat Menace' Nightmare twice in a row, and this is his main. Even in lag, I still won.
I've just been playing too much DOA. I got this, he just got lucky with that one win since i'm rusty."

Menace: "Aha! You are horribly mistaken! Nightmare isn't my main, Aeon is! I was just toying with you. Now bend over and prepare yourself for some of Aeon's visually non existent genitalia!"