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Heaton
Heaton
So, it's actually a really long story.

Once upon a time, not long ago, when I was about 14 or so, I was a huge wrestling fan. Such a large fan was I, that I joined an e-fed. And to be in a e-fed, you have to have a gimmick. Now, Michael Lind - that doesn't roll off the tongue at all. Lind just stops it right there like a road block.
Heaton
Heaton
So I got to thinking - Michael something. Michael two syllables. Michael...Heaton? Also I had apparently not heard of Michael Keaton at the time.

So I did that for about two years, then finally quit one day after wrestling had lost its luster. But I still had a bunch of friends from there, and most of them still called me Heaton. It just stuck, and I've been using it everywhere ever since.
Luff_The_Talim2
Luff_The_Talim2
Oh wow! ._. What's an e-fed?
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