STANNIS' MOTHER WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ASS. STANNIS WILL GET LIT ON FIRE BY MELISANDRE WHO WILL THEN DESECRATE THE ASHES WITH AN ASSORTMENT OF BODILY FLUIDS FROM HERSELF. STANNIS WILL THEN BE CONSTANTLY RAPED BY ROBERT BARATHEON IN WHATEVER HELL THEY SHARE AN APARTMENT IN.
DAENERYS IS MY GOD.
DAENERYS IS MY GOD.
STANNIS IS BATMAN.