https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7wJ8pE2qKU -Misheard lyrics to Sephiroth's theme "THERES A FROG IN PARIS, EAT A BEAR, LEMON CHEESE,THERES A FROG IN PARIS, EAT A BEAR, LEMON CHEESE, SWEATY BALLZ"
Hey breh, something good for turtling with little risk in Tekken is to "fuzzy guard". Since you a turtly ass nigga when you're at neutral to like -5 you should try inputting d/f~b or d~b. The first is, of course, for low parrying a low poke and blocking a similar framed mid poke in time. Usually ducks throws as well depending on exact frames of the throw.