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I'm fairly certain Elysium is going for some sort of bizarre achievement in character design for most ironic piece of armor. Seriously. What does that helmet hope to achieve?

I'm sure this was all planned. There's no better way to get free advertisement than to make a wincestually-ambiguous relationship between two starry-eyed blonde fraternal twins. The doujins for this game are going to be hot shit.

What tipped you off? Honestly, it would be out of character for Pat to be NOT BATSHIT CRAZY.

PSN: Futabot I lurve netwerkin'.

At least call him Jacob. I mean, look at those abs. Hnngh.

E.I.N.! USE 1B Holy shit I'm not paying 60 bucks for one of these. Oh, by the way, numbers, kanji, scars and large textures take up those large slot textures. I was going to make letters with numbers, BUT NOOOOOO.

I just eat a ton of this shit. It gives me the necessary nutrients to belt out a disgruntled formal complaint. This joke would be a lot funnier if Setsuka was in the game. Fuck you Namco Bandai.

I remember filling out the form for this, but I made one fatal error: I picked Lizardman.

Thanks for showing me zway.

Can ninjas catch you if you're malfested?

Mace and chain. I guess the problem that its preferred control scheme is already occupied by Hilde. Who wouldn't want to see their ball swirlin' around as you held down a button?

Bad Oprah paint thingy.

Fuck man you popped your wall cherry already.

22_88B 3KK 2A+B (73) Last hit whiffs if your 22B was at maximum distance. On full combo, puts you about 2-3 character widths away. Kinda' terrible, but the spacing afterwards is unique.

1, 3 and 4 would be enough to make me go Ω Pyrrha. By that, I mean it would make me want to put thick black eyeliner on the top of my cheeks, go berserk on my lashes with mascara and scream like a banshee as my eyes burn with the fury of a thousand poorly-described suns.

It's not just you with Tira JS in particular. There is very little, if anything, that is good against pressure inside of JS. For Tira, you have to have super solid fundamentals to survive in JS. There's no way around it. Practice blocking, stepping (both back and side) and most importantly...

Hate. The main narrative was solid, but the thousands of loose ends that the writers dredged up and then proceeded NOT to finish was appalling. When a writer grabs us by the nuts by providing an interesting generation jump but then decides to not explain anything that happened in between the...

Wow. That's infuriating.

YOU PLANNED THIS! No, seriously, now the terrible story mode suddenly makes a bunch of sense. They're monetizing the meat-and-potatoes.