Aluminum Foil Hat Time! Conspiracy Theories?

dude i grew up catholic. at some point i started looking up at that lean, ripped jesus with that disheveled hair, magical powers and rock hard abs and wondering what he was packing under that loin cloth. then it got kinda awkward trying to stand up and do communion. i figured once i had entertained enough thoughts about fucking my savior, that it was probably not a place i should involve myself with any longer.
 
lobo said:
dude i grew up catholic. at some point i started looking up at that lean, ripped jesus with that disheveled hair, magical powers and rock hard abs and wondering what he was packing under that loin cloth. then it got kinda awkward trying to stand up and do communion. i figured once i had entertained enough thoughts about fucking my savior, that it was probably not a place i should involve myself with any longer.
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DUDE!!! let me let you in on a little secret.... i told you me and god tight right? for real? you could hit that.. you got a chance. REAL TALK! that nigga told me yo... excuse me, i'm inebriated so i'm lettin shit go.. but on the real... it's not that jesus is gay... it's that that nigga understands..

we all got needs...

and i'm fuckin roman catholic my nigs... was baptised.. didn't go through my communion, nor my confirmation.. so i'm not 100% you know? but if peoples ask.. i'm that roman catholic.. and me and god still tight like WHAT?! hah! but yo! yo! YOOOOOOOOOOO! when i met jesus right... and people are like.. this nigga crazy... i'm intoxicated.. so i'm liable to say anything.. but yo.. that dude? that dude understands.. and he told me! that dude said to me.. now that nikka what's his face on here.. probably think i just imagined the whole shit. and i understand! i know what it sound like. that's why i keep it close to the chest. but yo. when i was suicidal.. me and jesus had a heart to heart. and he let me in on sooooo much shit. and he brought that shit around. and it was this shit that helped me.. the fact that he was there. openin up to me. and when i met his sister.. OH! my lord... i met the fam! it was exceptional. niggas is like it's just a hallucination. i can't blame them. fact is.. to the one who experienced it? hallucinations are very real. so how can you tell me it's fake? because you weren't there to feel it? be for real.

yo.. let me stop. people on here already think i'm nuts. but fuck it. i'm madnis bitch. if you don't know. now you know. this nigga crazy. he got that crazy talk. i'm inebriated. let me go. hahaha..

seriously.. if anything.. lobo. Jesus understands. it's not a matter if you think you belong there or not. hell. jesus didn't want anyone there in the first place. look how lost the message got. people worship the book and his cross. symbols... he never wanted that. people think he's god. he's just the messenger, delivering a message. and over time.. that message got lost b... damn shame...


i'm a horrible catholic.. but that's the thing. jesus.. more importantly.. my nigga god. he was like.. yo. just do you. whatever you do.. in this world. know i'm lookin out for you. and if you know we looking out.. all you need to do.. is learn how to accept. and that's when he introduced me to daoism.

NO FUCKIN LIE! god.. brought me to daoism. to teach me.. about acceptance. that's my nigga. ask any mothafucka that know me.
me and god are fuckin tight. my soul? what soul? that shit belong to him son. when I go. i stand before him? all i say is thank you. for blessin me with this wonderful gift. life. i lived it. loved it. and i'll tell you about my experiences. and like the friend that he is.. we sit over a beer. and just talk that shit son. you know why? cause god is that nigga yo. like a daoist priest man.. he just accepts. all that man made shit? that's that shit you got to look out for. that real? it's all acceptance. TO LEARN TO ACCEPT! fuck. real talk. madnis on his drunk shit.

don't pay him no nevermind.
 
I'm also Roman Catholic, no confirmation though. 75% that's good enough right?

As an asides, my twin brother takes lent pretty seriously. Last year he gave up meat for the duration, this year he fasted for the whole thing... I uh... see the thing is I meant to give up sweets but the second day in someone gave me a chocolate bar...
 
You people with your western Religions, with all you pointless concerns.....


You guys are not ready for the Truth. I tried it before and ya'll rejected it....
 
ok ok ok. with all the chutzpah around the world about bin laden, we finally have an excuse to cut off this ridiculous religious debate that has hijacked our thread. <_<................>_>................<_<....

anyway...i have believed for a long time that the attacks in new york of 9-11 were facilitated, and possibly even planned by the united states government in order to justify an invasion of iraq and a grapple of power by the centralized federal government away from the citizens. hell, i was trying to convince people of this before the invasion of iraq was even announced or under way. sadly...i think i was right all along.

nero did it when he needed to rally the romans for war when he burned down their parliament. hitler did it when he needed to rally the germans for war when he burned down the reichstag. destroying buildings full of citizens to enrage and gain popular support from other citizens is the oldest trick in the book when a governing agent plans to do something evil that they know people will not support. why should we believe that our government is any less capable of such a despicable act?

i could sit here all day dropping websites, pictures, documents, documentaries, testimonies, research projects and past examples that support my theory, but a decade of preaching it has made me lazy. instead i will give you this:


anybody share this sentiment?

SPREAD THE TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF.
 
i hate you for making me google a sci-fi writer and then feel stupid. i stand by my theory. where's DINO's hat when i need it?
 
Suck iiiiiiit.

But Starship Troopers is a fun book. Not as good as The Forever War, but different enough that it doesn't have to be.

And, little known fact, but Scientologists believe that Stranger in a Strange Land was written about (not literally, obviously, but based on) L. Ron Hubbard. Heinlein and Hubbard knew each other.
 
I just came here to agree with page 'cause he's a reasonable man.

Dino said somewhere that non-believers are sometimes afraid of religion being right. That can't happen unless they already believe to some extent. Therefore, believers are afraid of being wrong, not atheists.
 
page said:
Suck iiiiiiit.

But Starship Troopers is a fun book. Not as good as The Forever War, but different enough that it doesn't have to be.

And, little known fact, but Scientologists believe that Stranger in a Strange Land was written about (not literally, obviously, but based on) L. Ron Hubbard. Heinlein and Hubbard knew each other.
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well i haven't read anything by hubbard, nor starship troopers. i certainly loved the movie though...

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Why is Lobo Gay?!

I'm not a big fan of Religion, just the philosophy/origins/History stuff. There has to be a consistent history, and we must be interpreting certain parts completely wrong. But Now is not the Time. I'm not trying to force beliefs on anyone, just throwing stuff out there.

KNA MEAN?!
 
I'm sure there's a consistent history. Now that we live in a digital age, though, it's much easier to record truth and evidence on cameras and communicate/broadcast easier to people. Plus, people generally have more freedoms now, as independent wealth is something new (historically) to many nations. I mention freedoms only because knowledge isn't as reserved as it used to be for the richer. That could mean regular townsfolk/peasants were being lied to, and then passing on false beliefs over generations while the elite know greater truths but kept it to themselves, all the while some of it getting lost too. Then there's having to figure out the intent behind some history, like the bible. What is the purpose of it? So many questions, so few obvious answers. With all the skepticism needed and no one around from history to talk to directly about it, I feel inconclusive about so much that it's like blah, oh well. Just makes me that much more appreciative of modern technology, still.
 
Vincent said:
I'm sure there's a consistent history. Now that we live in a digital age, though, it's much easier to record truth and evidence on cameras and communicate/broadcast easier to people. Plus, people generally have more freedoms now, as independent wealth is something new (historically) to many nations. I mention freedoms only because knowledge isn't as reserved as it used to be for the richer. That could mean regular townsfolk/peasants were being lied to, and then passing on false beliefs over generations while the elite know greater truths but kept it to themselves, all the while some of it getting lost too. Then there's having to figure out the intent behind some history, like the bible. What is the purpose of it? So many questions, so few obvious answers. With all the skepticism needed and no one around from history to talk to directly about it, I feel inconclusive about so much that it's like blah, oh well. Just makes me that much more appreciative of modern technology, still.
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vints you basically just spelled out the logic behind illuminati groups. whether or not you believe in the control of groups like skull and bones and even masons over the general public (i'm not even sure that i do), you have to admit that it is probable and makes the most sense that they would both exist at deeper levels than we know, and control far more than we know. preserving information and control for those that you choose is human nature.
 
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