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gentlemen... do whatever it takes to empty our coffers
lap dances, champangne dances, shower dances
oh the things you can buy with a handful of bills
it makes me excited, it gives me the chills
there'll be filtcher rubs, breeders, handbones and tweeners
zobos and deebos and blorps that go eena
for a one dollar bill you can pull down their zippers
i am the snorlax
I SPEAK FOR THE STRIPPERS!
 
I was getting ready for work this morning and flipped on the news.

2 degrees... ok, I can deal with that. I run out to start my car.

HOLY SHIT!

Back inside, the weather man says "So you can see, the windchill is -25 degrees. It's going to be frigid."
 
I finally stopped being a bitch and wrapped up Uncharted 2's Single Player on Normal this morning. I still love the game's Multiplayer though.
 
I'm making Elk burgers tonight... Gonna be danky.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOO!!!!

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On the subject of art classes, I fucking hate painting. Goddammit I can do this shit on a computer in ten minutes.

ugh.... i hate comments like this.. seriously, if you can't paint for real, what makes you think you can paint in painter or photoshop?

really? you can replicate that still life or scene in ten minutes in photoshop/painter? for real? and have it not look like crap that would hurt my eyes? seriously? you can do that? color me skeptical.

curious,
do you scan in your own line art and color that shit in? or do you free form it on a wacom?

granted, i know you're in the same field as me so, i'm pretty sure you're fast with the lead on paper by now. but painting? yeah... color me skeptical. but then again, aside from bullshit flash animations in which you took ready made animations and edited them in such a way, i never really seen any animation or work from you for that matter. something i would love to see.

it's all love Y-d.. if you say you can do it.. you can do it.. but color me skeptical.
 
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He didn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with his meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian :
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. She fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. She kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when she was dead, she had to get up because there was still work to do.
 
Bleh. Remind me not to get anything to drink at Dunkin Donuts after a certain time. Bitter tea and crunchy iced coffees. Bleeech.
 
... Cute.

Anyhow, I'm already toying with the idea of my final project for Audio/Video. Compilation of BEAST COAST CALIBUR WHEEEE. Maybe. If the guys don't mind helping me out. ;]

Now I need to work on ideas for a PSA. Hmmm. @_@
 
if you're going to do a PSA i would be controversial. hit up something about politics you don't like and spark it off. using tyopgraphy and sillouettes with patterns to set it off. play with positive and negative space to create a sharp image. show me some rought cuts and i'll be happy to crit them for you and give you advice how you might make it stronger.
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ya'll bitches take too god damn long.

a man and his wife are having sex.
they're going at it, hot and heavy
suddenly, they hear a noise.
it's their little son timmy standing in the doorway
Timmy is shocked and runs out of the room.
The father goes, I'll go talk to timmy
He goes to Timmy's room
he opens the door
and little timmy is giving it hot and heavy to grandma
the father goes,
"Oh my god!"
and little timmy says
"not so funny when it's your mother is it?"
 
You got structure,
You betta believe ya,
Who's comin at ya,
The way you look when ma music flowin
 
Krit: i was talking on the phone with my mom and she asked what i was doing and i tol her i was 8wayrunin(she knows this site) she asked who the last person was to post and i said krit and she goes...oh the girl from memphis??? tell her i said hi ive probably seen her around(my moms in memphis of course)

A: it freaks me out that my mom knows ppl on this site by name
B: my mom says hi :3
 
^ ya thats good but the fact that i can say namuskull and she knows practiacally every post uve ever made on 8wayrun kinda freaks me out
 
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