"It's 'mom' not 'mum'!"
"It's 'color' not 'colour'!"
"It's 'football' not 'rugby'!"
"It's 'soccer' not 'football'!"
"It's 'chips' not 'crisps'!"
"It's 'school' not 'shooting range'!"
Caitlyn Jenner "wants to be Bruce again."
Typical woman, can't make her mind up.
My daughter asked, "Why is the soap in the shower hanging on a rope?"
I replied, "Because it saw your mother naked."
"Do know why you've been arrested?" asked the cop.
"Because my girlfriend is a bitch," I replied.
"Yes," he said, as he patted her and called the RSPCA.
Those abs on...
A man has been forced to stop selling toilet rolls, with images of The Prophet Mohammed on them, on eBay.
Because he's sold out.
Girls, instead of changing your Facebook profile photo into a rainbow in support of gay marriage being legalised in America, a much better way to show your...
Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the black market.
Oh the irony.
The waitress noticed me struggling to open the mini cornflake packet in the breakfast buffet.
"Just slide your finger between the flaps", she suggested.
That finished badly...
Suspicions first arose when they found out she had a job.
Following Christopher Lee's death, The Sun have written a full article about Dracula.
He didn't appear in The Mirror though.
Driving home today, my wife was boasting about how good women are at multi-tasking...