8WayRun Chat Logs

9:43 PM [Vincent] has anyone honestly ever had a girl admit that she's proud to be a whore? it's fascinating when i heard it lol
9:43 PM [Vincent] to me
9:43 PM [CrazyYoshimitsu] becky.
9:43 PM [CrazyYoshimitsu] that's one.
 
5:00 PM [IdleMind] its like windows ME had sex with Vista
5:00 PM [D_Matt_Ma] haha
5:00 PM [IdleMind] seriously, its that terrible
5:00 PM [IdleMind] its 12 year old recycled code
5:00 PM [D_Matt_Ma] I will rally behind a hacked version until namco makes a new one
5:01 PM [IdleMind] well 2 major problems
5:01 PM [IdleMind] 1) Xbox only, and a hacked xbox at that
5:01 PM [IdleMind] 2) stability
5:01 PM [Kikaleek] what are u guys talking about ?
5:01 PM [D_Matt_Ma] hacked sc4
5:01 PM [BoringRyu] 3) make Ivy's iCS motion 19037123671826318389163+B:G
5:01 PM [Kikaleek] huh, do we know anyone tht can do that
5:01 PM [IdleMind] <---
5:02 PM [D_Matt_Ma] I'll give you stability
5:02 PM [D_Matt_Ma] xbox is not a problem
5:02 PM [Kikaleek] that would be pretty bomb
5:02 PM [D_Matt_Ma] can't you do a freeloader disc-like concept
5:02 PM [BoringRyu] also Dully
5:02 PM [D_Matt_Ma] where you put in an intial disc
5:02 PM [BoringRyu] *Idle
5:02 PM [BoringRyu] Xbox only might actually not be true
5:02 PM [BoringRyu] PS3 has been jailbroken
5:02 PM [IdleMind] well im pretty amateur at this
5:02 PM [IdleMind] i have the assistance of two codenazis
5:02 PM [IdleMind] over at MIT
5:02 PM [IdleMind] who basically explained it in little kid terms for me
5:03 PM [IdleMind] to quote one of them
5:03 PM [IdleMind] "simcity has more complex code than this and they still managed to fuck it up"
5:03 PM [IdleMind] me: "simcity 4?"
5:03 PM [IdleMind] him: "no, just simcity"
 
11:41 PM [BelovedChild] the most experimental I got...was when my gf dumped me before i was gonna get laid.......and I had to awit another year to lose my virginity
11:41 PM [TadeMasu] Lol the first time i kissed was in a truth or dare, and it was all out smooching, tongues, the lot
11:41 PM [BelovedChild] so I took raspberry sauce and put it in a cup
11:41 PM [Xeph] what the fuck bc
11:41 PM [lobo] atop
11:41 PM [BelovedChild] and fucked it, because i was so young and stupid and desperate
11:41 PM [Juece] lol
11:41 PM [lobo] just stop
11:41 PM [BelovedChild] lol
11:41 PM [Xeph] wow
 
11:55 PM [Xeph] you shave your balls every week?
11:55 PM [Xeph] the fuck
11:55 PM [BelovedChild] no every 2 weeks because it doesn't even grow that fast.
11:55 PM [TadeMasu] BC you dont have standards at all
11:55 PM [Vincent] i trim my pelvis area every other week too
11:55 PM [Vincent] but the balls need shaving
11:55 PM [BelovedChild] how so tade?
11:56 PM [Xeph] okay
11:56 PM [Xeph] well
11:56 PM [WuHT] i trim the soles of my feet every 3 days
11:56 PM [Xeph] I'm going to watch
 
I said "intelligence*" right after, but fine. I wish I had Idle's chat log copy/pasted when he insulted something and ended it with a typo'd "stupid"
 
1:34 PM [IdleMind] imo yu dont have to cater to scrubs in gameplay
1:34 PM [IdleMind] at all
1:34 PM [IdleMind] ever
1:34 PM [IdleMind] just in storymode
1:34 PM [IdleMind] dress up mde
1:34 PM [BrewtusBibulus] Go play VF
1:34 PM [IdleMind] coloring book mode
1:34 PM [IdleMind] or whatever other modes sell
1:34 PM [IdleMind] bc those guys cosplaying zas
1:34 PM [IdleMind] dont know his frames suck
 
3:34 PM [Vincent] S-U once said that he embodies hype. but he forgot to add that he also embodies shame. lots and lots of shame. LOL!
3:34 PM User Something-Unique has logged out.
 
6:52 PM [ShinjiUrahara] He was half naked on the bed and I saw something on the crack of the boxers and i touched it
6:52 PM [Xeph] lmao
6:52 PM [Xeph] what the fuck
6:52 PM [Xeph] so, you saw his dickhead
6:52 PM [ShinjiUrahara] before i realized it was his dick he grabbed mine thats when i "woke up"
6:53 PM [Xeph] so you deicded to grab it.
6:53 PM [ShinjiUrahara] put on clothes and left
 
4:05 AM [BelovedChild] He sucked my dark grey matter Xeph
4:05 AM [Xeph] lmao
4:06 AM [BelovedChild] like a fucking black hole
4:06 AM [Shenaniganizish] Um
4:06 AM [Xeph] so
4:06 AM [Shenaniganizish] not funny
4:06 AM [Shenaniganizish] anymore
4:06 AM [BelovedChild] o_O?
4:06 AM [Xeph] your crotch is void of space?
 
12:06 AM [Gazer] i mean 12:06 AM [Gazer] bubbles 12:06 AM [Gazer] i do want to date you some time
 
This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. For those who have missed him, The Dirty D is back:


2:30 AM [DirtyD] Yes, yes.
2:30 AM [DirtyD] A deluded mindset grounded in jealousy.
2:30 AM [DirtyD] Your accomplishments pale in comparison to those of the D, I understand your insecurity.
2:31 AM [Shenaniganizish] I am jealous. Sometimes my life is so fucking awesome I wish I could take someone else's shoes, just so that they could taste mine for a second.
2:31 AM [DirtyD] I do not feel it, for I am ultimate, omnipotent, infallible, and incredible, but I attempt to understand your pitysome lifestyle anyway.
2:32 AM [DirtyD] You probably clock very few dollars, drive a car that reflects your low social achievement and wish you had the D in your corner.
2:32 AM [Shenaniganizish] And I mean, sometimes, you've gotta play with the shit. Just to remind yourself how bad it is.
2:32 AM [DirtyD] I'm the mack of all macks, the main attraction, the best mayne.
2:33 AM [DirtyD] I fucked an entire short bus of drooling girls just to say I did. Why? Because the community needed fewer 'tards and my man butter has been known to cure intellectual deficiencies by transmitting intelligence through osmosis, playboy.
2:33 AM [DirtyD] DirtyD keeps it Dirty, G.


2:33 AM [greatone1939] Here's how a night with D would go: Hey baby, come in, come in. I know, it is a quite a carpet. One-hundred percent bear skin. Perhaps we shall see yours later. I kid, I kid. Why don't you stretch out and lay down while I prepare our meal. Let me pour you a glass of Dom Perignon, 1969. Of course it's expensive, anything for you. The Dirty D is quite debonair, wouldn't you agree? Ahhh, I see you've slipped into something a bit more comfortable. You ready to get some of this Dirty D? BITCH! RIDE IT, BITCH! AHHH BITCH, I TOLD YOU ONCE, DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT AGAIN. WHO'S YOUR DADDY? YEAAAAAAH DIRTY D! BITCH! That was quite pleasant, yes? Oh, never mind, you're asleep. A steaming puddle of orgasmic juice is all that remains of your petite structure. Sincerely yours, The Don of Dainty Dames, the Debonair Destroyer Dirty D
2:33 AM [Shenaniganizish] Mhm, you have fun with defiling the world with your spawn.
2:34 AM [Shenaniganizish] I'll die eventually, it won't matter what they grow into.
2:34 AM [DirtyD] Now you see my work.
2:34 AM [DirtyD] You classless knave, bow in my presence.
2:35 AM [DirtyD] Forst I smite thee with the cock of a thousand child support checks.
2:35 AM [greatone1939] P.S. Dirty D invented "sexual healing," I merely lent the concept to Marvin Gaye due to his unfortunate surname. You see, "sexual healing" is a real thing with the Dirty D. I have healing powers, just let me bury the bone and you'll see. Ask the forty-seven amputees which I have repaired with my coitus. Unfortunately, the D cannot heal retardation, believe me, I've tried.
2:35 AM [Shenaniganizish] What kind of drink do you keep around in your abode?
2:35 AM [DirtyD] I learned to heal retardation, now.
2:35 AM [DirtyD] Nothing but the best.
2:36 AM [Shenaniganizish] Elaborate.
2:36 AM [DirtyD] I got fresh person blood from Romania extracted from virgin women aged 17-24.
2:36 AM [DirtyD] We sip on that mixed with a little henny.
2:36 AM [DirtyD] Romanian virgin blood/henny
2:37 AM [Shenaniganizish] You may match my class.
2:37 AM [DirtyD] Actually that's an optical illusion, I passed you long ago.
2:38 AM [DirtyD] I set up a hologram at a checkpoint, so I'm glad you see it, you're coming along young grasshopper!
2:38 AM [Shenaniganizish] Hardly.
2:39 AM [Shenaniganizish] I wear clothes made out of bread.
2:39 AM [DirtyD] I can't even fuck mortal women any more, to be frank. The last one I had relations with died because my nut-shot went into her vagina and the pressurized squirt shoved its way through her body and out her eyes.
2:39 AM [DirtyD] Popped her eyes clean out and made her brain short circuit.
:39 AM [DirtyD] She died in ecstacy though. R.I.P. Shandronesha
2:40 AM [Shenaniganizish] Your vagina escapades are hardly relevant to my interest.
2:40 AM [DirtyD] Now you're just lying.
2:40 AM [DirtyD] I'm your father, of course they are relevant.
2:41 AM [Shenaniganizish] You must be disappointed.
2:41 AM [DirtyD] Don't you want to know which strip in Paris I picked your mother up at?
2:41 AM [Shenaniganizish] No, I don't.
2:41 AM [Shenaniganizish] As I said, not interested in your delve into the vaginas of the world.
2:42 AM [DirtyD] Your frailty is becoming more apparent as this conversation wears on, my son.
2:42 AM [DirtyD] You are no heir to my throne.
2:42 AM [Shenaniganizish] I never was even considerable.
2:42 AM [DirtyD] True, you have no penis.
2:42 AM [DirtyD] What is an heir if he cannot spawn an heir?
2:43 AM User RobDom88 has entered this room.
2:43 AM [Shenaniganizish] You had half of that right
2:43 AM [DirtyD] If you're female, decent looking and in Northern California, I'll sling you one so you can feel how it feels to be goddess for a day.
2:43 AM [DirtyD] Then you'll probably die.
2:43 AM [Shenaniganizish] Oh, no
2:44 AM [Shenaniganizish] The first part was wrong.
2:44 AM [DirtyD] You're a chick.
2:44 AM [DirtyD] I said it and it shall be so.
2:44 AM [DirtyD] Cut it off, now.
2:44 AM [DirtyD] Or tuck it well, at least.
2:44 AM [Shenaniganizish] I'm no poison.
2:44 AM [Shenaniganizish] And I'm not infertile either.
2:45 AM [Shenaniganizish] And no, sir, I am not a homosexual.
2:45 AM [DirtyD] I bet you went to a fancy junior college, huh?
2:45 AM [DirtyD] Got a fancy AA degree.
2:45 AM [DirtyD] I'ma pee on it, dog.
2:45 AM [DirtyD] I don't give a fuck.
2:45 AM [Shenaniganizish] Rather, I am just so manly, that I deem women unworthy of my penis.
2:45 AM [DirtyD] That's gay, player.
2:45 AM [DirtyD] You probably fap it to Amy like the rest of the weaboos on this piece of shit.
2:45 AM [Shenaniganizish] What is she, 13?
2:46 AM [Shenaniganizish] Maybe if she was covered in cocaine.
2:46 AM [DirtyD] Gay, again.
2:47 AM [Shenaniganizish] You really do sound like my father.
2:47 AM [DirtyD] Quit it, you little fairy.
2:47 AM [DirtyD] You're making me feeeeel weird.
2:47 AM [Shenaniganizish] Look at it this way
2:47 AM [DirtyD] Just kidding, the gays and I have no quarrel, more vagina for me to murder.
2:47 AM [Shenaniganizish] There's women, who are like chicken nuggets.
2:47 AM [DirtyD] Conflict theory.
2:48 AM [Shenaniganizish] Then there's men, who are like filet mignon.
2:48 AM [DirtyD] No.
2:48 AM [Shenaniganizish] I just have taste.
2:48 AM [Shenaniganizish] While you go for what's easy and cheap
2:48 AM [DirtyD] You're wrong, as wrong as wrong can be.
2:48 AM [DirtyD] Makin' me mothafuckin' mad.
2:49 AM [DirtyD] Don't make me mad, player, don't do it.
2:49 AM [Shenaniganizish] u mad?
2:49 AM [DirtyD] I know you want my johnson, you can't have it you foul, cockgrubbing monster!
2:49 AM [Shenaniganizish] I don't think you realize
2:50 AM [DirtyD] It's mine~! mine to fuck retarded girls with! mine to stick in the vacant holes left by amputated limbs, mine to plow asian hookers with and mine to dabble in coke and stick in a skinny crackwhore's mouth
2:50 AM [DirtyD] MINE!~!
2:50 AM [Shenaniganizish] Gays have taste, moreso than women
2:51 AM [Shenaniganizish] We're picky bitches. Wheras most women will fuck the first thing that looks at them as long as it has game.
2:51 AM [Shenaniganizish] once again
2:51 AM [Shenaniganizish] cheap and easy.
2:51 AM [DirtyD] Sounds like somebody is bitter that their wang won't stand up for the womens.
2:51 AM [Shenaniganizish] McNuggets.
2:52 AM [Shenaniganizish] I was bitter for a while
2:52 AM [Shenaniganizish] But as is normal, my self righteous doucheyness took that over.
2:53 AM [Shenaniganizish] and I realized that you guys just don't have any taste.
2:53 AM [Shenaniganizish] And that's cool/
2:53 AM [DirtyD] Blahblahblah is all I'm hearing.
2:53 AM [Shenaniganizish] I'll take the steak.
2:53 AM [DirtyD] Say something that isn't boring.
2:53 AM [DirtyD] Please.
2:54 AM [Shenaniganizish] Ok, I will.
2:54 AM [Shenaniganizish] Shenaniganizish
2:54 AM [DirtyD] Boring.
2:54 AM [Shenaniganizish] Hah
2:54 AM [Shenaniganizish] U madder?
2:55 AM [DirtyD] Naw man, I'm just waiting for somebody who will match wits with the D, until then I am nothing but a lonely samurai. I am a lone soldier traversing unforgiving terrain in a futile attempt to find my match in battle. I move on, I cannot waste my time with such inane babblings.
2:56 AM [DirtyD] Also retarded girls give good head, so fuck you
2:56 AM [Shenaniganizish] No
2:56 AM [Shenaniganizish] fat girls do.
2:56 AM [DirtyD] How would you know? You like it up the bum.
2:56 AM [Shenaniganizish] However, men are better.
2:56 AM [Shenaniganizish] just sayin'.
2:57 AM [DirtyD] I like how you use a totally inappropriate analogy that doesn't work in any way shape or form to justify your wanting cock in the ass. Why can't you just say that you love cock in the ass and leave it at that in stead of talking about steak and chicken nuggets. You didn't sound smart, you sounded like a retard.
2:57 AM [DirtyD] Maybe that was your plan, to try and pass as a retarded girl to taste some of the D.
2:57 AM [Shenaniganizish] That doesn't mean I didn't dabble in high school. In those years where, growing up in a predominantly conservative world, you try and convince eveyone else, including you that you aren't.
2:58 AM [Shenaniganizish] Oh no. I'm stating from experience.
2:58 AM [Shenaniganizish] Women are cheap, easy and not as good.
 
Continued:


2:58 AM [DirtyD] You are
2:58 AM [DirtyD] so boring
2:58 AM [DirtyD] I wish you were smart and fun, I reaaaally do, then the people on here would have something funny to read.
2:58 AM [DirtyD] But no, they just get this cockgobbling imbecile.
2:59 AM [DirtyD] Shenananaizinzingish
2:59 AM [Shenaniganizish] Nice spelling there
2:59 AM [DirtyD] Shananamaramalamadingdong
2:59 AM [DirtyD] Shenananainreflemenahahah
2:59 AM [Shenaniganizish] You're reminding me of sporko.
:59 AM [DirtyD] You remind me of...nobody in particular, because you're forgettable.
3:00 AM [DirtyD] The D has no room in his 1TB mental HD for your file, dog.
3:00 AM [Shenaniganizish] Hah
3:00 AM [Shenaniganizish] 1TB is rather small
3:00 AM [Shenaniganizish] you should probably upgrade
3:00 AM [DirtyD] Naw, it's about the size of the human memory, actually.
3:01 AM [Shenaniganizish] I guess I've just advanced beyond that.
3:02 AM [DirtyD] When you take a shit, does the shit just sort of fall out?
3:02 AM [DirtyD] On account of the reamings, you know.
3:02 AM [Shenaniganizish] No
3:02 AM [Shenaniganizish] Not at all.
3:03 AM [DirtyD] It sure seems like the asshole is a sort of one and done thing, a commodity, you can't just pound and pound and pound.
3:03 AM [DirtyD] I fucked a girl in the ass and, of course, she died.
3:03 AM [Shenaniganizish] You're wrong about assholes, then.
3:03 AM [Shenaniganizish] That's about all I can tell you.
3:03 AM [DirtyD] I couldn't even put the head in without her being all like "no, D, stawwwwwp!" and you know DirtyD never listens to a bitch, so I just thrusted and she died.
3:04 AM [Shenaniganizish] Amateur
3:05 AM [Shenaniganizish] With lube she probably coulda gone 2 thrusts.
3:05 AM [DirtyD] Dog, I had a truck full of astroglide in my garage
3:05 AM [DirtyD] I was pumping the shit in by the gallon, we were actually in my specific room for fucking that is lined with plastic sheets on all the walls. Sometimes when I fuck a girl, they just explode into chunks from the orgasm that they immediately have.
3:05 AM [DirtyD] So it's easy to clean up that way.
3:06 AM [DirtyD] I just order Dirk and GreatOne to clean up my female chunks.
3:06 AM [Shenaniganizish] That's what you get for fucking the weak, inferior race, then.
3:06 AM [DirtyD] I fuck all races of woman.
3:06 AM [greatone1939] lol, Fuck you
3:07 AM [Shenaniganizish] The entire gender is weak.
3:07 AM [Shenaniganizish] Hey GO
3:08 AM [greatone1939] yes Dest?
3:08 AM [DirtyD] Dirk Diggla da Pop Locka and Caballo Marron "No Chinges Conmigo, Wey" are my homeboys.
3:08 AM [Shenaniganizish] I love you, man.
3:08 AM [greatone1939] ^
3:08 AM [DirtyD] Shouts to Alex J. and Cedric the Non-entertainer (Ring outtin' muhhhfucka)


3:13 AM [BoringRyu] oh fuckshit, dirtyd is back?
3:13 AM [Shenaniganizish] faaaag
3:14 AM [greatone1939] yes, I brought him in
3:14 AM [DirtyD] I might be, what's it to you, cracker?
3:14 AM [BoringRyu] I ain't no cracker, I'm a frog
3:14 AM [BoringRyu] get it right you scrub
3:14 AM [greatone1939] or just a nice smooth hard rod
3:14 AM [DirtyD] You callin' me a fuckin' scrub?
3:14 AM [DirtyD] GreatOne, this dude.
3:14 AM [BoringRyu] I am
3:14 AM [DirtyD] You see what he just did?
3:14 AM [DirtyD] Hold me back.
3:15 AM [DirtyD] Hold me back son, I'ma kill'em!
3:15 AM greatone1939 sighs again
3:15 AM BoringRyu shivers in his panties
3:15 AM BoringRyu which are, by the way, very comfortable. Satin just rubs you the right way.
3:15 AM [DirtyD] Is this place full of the gays?
3:15 AM [DirtyD] Yes, in fact it is.
3:16 AM [DirtyD] Is BoringRyu your boyfriend, Shahahanageneinzish?
3:16 AM [DirtyD] Is BoringRyu your boyfriend, Shahahanageneinzish?
3:16 AM [Shenaniganizish] Yes.
3:16 AM [Shenaniganizish] Of course.
3:16 AM User InsaneKhent has logged out.
3:16 AM [DirtyD] I bought Japan.
3:16 AM [DirtyD] By the way.
3:16 AM [DirtyD] Recent acquisition.
3:17 AM [greatone1939] Aww no comment from Khent about the cock conversation?
3:17 AM [greatone1939] damn
3:17 AM [DirtyD] The only person that gets to talk about my dick in here is me.
3:17 AM [DirtyD] It's like a stretch armstrong doll, I will slap you in the face with it and leave a mushroomhead on your cheek from across the country
3:18 AM [Shenaniganizish] Accepting that men are better is a hard thing. I don't expect anyone to believe me off the bat.
3:18 AM [BoringRyu] I can say it is a hard thing, for sure.
3:19 AM [Shenaniganizish] ^
3:19 AM [DirtyD] DirtyD is resigning is DirtyD hat for a second.
3:19 AM [DirtyD] his
3:20 AM [BoringRyu] I don't think no one wants a dirty hat.
3:20 AM [BoringRyu] I'd love a shiny one tho
3:20 AM [BoringRyu] Maybe a bowler
3:21 AM [BoringRyu] You got a bowler?
3:21 AM [DirtyD] I buy hair donated specifically to make wigs for cancer patients and pour it into the garbage and laugh. Sometimes I have my sweatshop make hats out of it. Those are the only hats I will wear.
3:24 AM [BoringRyu] Yeah but my question is
3:24 AM [BoringRyu] Are they bowler hats?
3:25 AM [DirtyD] They're cancer hair hats, their style is not of my concern. Mostly I try to find curly hair and have my sweatshop make afro-wigs then wear them and perform scenes from "Do the Right Thing"
3:25 AM [DirtyD] Little chinamen wearing afros and talking like Spike Lee makes me happy.
3:28 AM [DirtyD] Alright you motherfuckers.
3:30 AM [Shenaniganizish] alright what?
3:30 AM [Shenaniganizish] thinking?
3:30 AM [Shenaniganizish] goddamn
3:30 AM [DirtyD] It appears that the DirtyD, the devious and destructive dominator must retreat to his personal quarters to explode a bitch with his dick. Whether she dies or not is not a question, but a foregone conclusion, she will be in a million little chunks as guaranteed by my sheer phallic force. What is not a foregone conclusion, however, is your life. Do what you do best, whether it be sucking penis or taking penis up the ass or whatever you weaboos on this site do. Be all you can be. And with that, the D leaves you.
3:31 AM [Shenaniganizish] oh
3:31 AM [Shenaniganizish] good
3:31 AM [Shenaniganizish] bye vaginamonger.
3:31 AM [DirtyD] Bye shangnananananahziher
3:32 AM [DirtyD] Say my name, bitch. Say it forst I leverage the hand of seventy pimps against thee.
3:32 AM [Shenaniganizish] No.
3:32 AM [Shenaniganizish] I'm disobedient.
3:33 AM [DirtyD] I slapped you and now you're in ICU, bleeding out.
3:33 AM [Shenaniganizish] naw,
3:33 AM [Shenaniganizish] I'm still on my couch
3:33 AM [Shenaniganizish] reading.
3:33 AM [DirtyD] Your mom looks worried, I assure her you will be OK. I caress the back of her neck and kiss her ever so softly on the neck and say "baby, the D will make it all better." Then I ream her and she explodes.
3:33 AM [DirtyD] So now you got an exploded mom to clean up, too.
3:34 AM [Shenaniganizish] She was never that nice to me anyway
3:34 AM [DirtyD] Mad 'cause you like the wang?
3:34 AM [Shenaniganizish] the kind doctors will take care of it
3:34 AM [Shenaniganizish] naaahh
3:34 AM [DirtyD] It's OK, I never resented you for loving schlong.
3:34 AM [Shenaniganizish] she's just not a nice lady.
3:35 AM [Shenaniganizish] Schlong is pretty delicious.
3:35 AM [DirtyD] You like the small penis.
3:35 AM [DirtyD] So it doesn't break your ass and give you AIDS
3:36 AM [Shenaniganizish] no
3:36 AM [Shenaniganizish] no
3:36 AM [Shenaniganizish] that's not how it works
3:36 AM [DirtyD] Totally is.
3:36 AM [Shenaniganizish] No
3:36 AM [Shenaniganizish] The aids comes from the gerbils
3:37 AM [DirtyD] Richard Gere
3:37 AM [Shenaniganizish] Risky business, they are.
3:37 AM [DirtyD] anyway fella, I need to sleep.
3:37 AM [Shenaniganizish] Also, size isn't a huge issue unless it's under 4 inches.
3:37 AM [DirtyD] Pass news of my arrival on.
3:37 AM [DirtyD] 4 inches? HA, I DWARF THAT POOR MAN.
3:38 AM [greatone1939] The world will know Dirty!
3:38 AM [Shenaniganizish] Yeah
3:38 AM [Shenaniganizish] 4 inches is dwarfed by a lot
3:38 AM [DirtyD] No seriously, in real life, the last girl I boned like a week ago exclaimed at the size of my schlong and it was the illest shit.
3:38 AM [Shenaniganizish] hence why it's a problem
3:38 AM [DirtyD] She was all like 'holy shit that will hurt me'
3:38 AM [DirtyD] and I was like
3:38 AM [DirtyD] Hell yeah bitch it will.
3:38 AM [DirtyD] And it did.
3:38 AM [DirtyD] Oh did it.
3:38 AM [DirtyD] owned
3:39 AM [DirtyD] I dunno if there's something more satisfying than having a female stroke your ego.
3:39 AM [Shenaniganizish] There is such thing as too big
3:39 AM [DirtyD] Maybe legions of DirtyD fans clamoring over an opportunity to see me.
3:39 AM [DirtyD] Shut your fucking face, man~!
3:39 AM [Shenaniganizish] Just saying
3:39 AM [DirtyD] I should do porn.
3:40 AM [Shenaniganizish] Well, I need to go too now.
3:40 AM [DirtyD] Porn rules. Women do, too.
3:40 AM [Shenaniganizish] I'm being dragged away.
3:40 AM [DirtyD] You're a hater.
3:40 AM [DirtyD] Me too.
3:40 AM [Shenaniganizish] Women, no.
3:41 AM [Shenaniganizish] But the first part, I'm not in disagreeal
3:41 AM [DirtyD] You have not felt a vagina? It is the best, man.
3:41 AM [Shenaniganizish] yes
3:41 AM [Shenaniganizish] I have
3:41 AM [DirtyD] Like I said: The best, man.
3:41 AM [Shenaniganizish] That was a terrible thing
3:41 AM [Shenaniganizish] that should not have happened
3:41 AM [DirtyD] Well, because you're gay
3:41 AM [DirtyD] but
3:41 AM [DirtyD] for the rest of us: the best
3:41 AM User RobDom88 has entered this room.
3:41 AM [Shenaniganizish] till you get jaded.
3:41 AM [Shenaniganizish] have fun with that
3:41 AM [DirtyD] I already am
3:41 AM [DirtyD] It still rules
3:42 AM [DirtyD] !@~!!@
3:42 AM [DirtyD] Bye y'all
3:42 AM [Shenaniganizish] peace
3:42 AM User DirtyD has logged out.
 
5:56 PM [BelovedChild] "...smile if you LOVE THE COCK"
5:56 PM [Partisan] wtf
5:56 PM [BelovedChild] and i'd always crack up
5:56 PM [Xeph] well
5:56 PM [Xeph] That does explain a lot
 
Xeph said:
I thought DirtyD was the epitome of shit talking?
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Dirty was literally going to sleep when I hit him up. Dest gave him nothing really but he did what he could. It's a shame really. Right when Dirty came into the room, BC left. That would've been something to have seen. I don't think Dirty would've stopped. Lol! That boy is crazy.
 
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