Ask a 12 Year Old

linkorz

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Want relationship advice? Fact checking? The meaning of life? Why not ask a 12 year old? Ask me any question you might have about anything, I'm certain I have an answer.

Thank you to @Alex.J for the idea of this thread.
 
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How do I grow luscious locks of hair?

First off, grow your hair for 3 time units of the lord Xenderbleb, then proceed to not brush it or pay any attention to it for 3 more time units of the lord Xenderbleb. After that, make yourself an ice cream sandwich, just to treat yourself. Then, roll your hair in an aborted sheep fetus and some egg yokes. Boom, perfect hair!
 
Interesting, you are counting on others to answer my question for you, I´m gonna have to agree with Party Wolf here.
 
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You are simply fools who cannot possibly comprehend the wisdom of a 12 Year Old.
 
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