DEVASTATION 2K11 MMs/HYPE THREAD!

lobo said:
greatone will snore right through it,
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Yes, I do have sleep apnea and snore like a roaring train and a plane taking off combined. HOWEVER, I do remember a certain gentleman who slept on my floor and this guy woke ME up with his buzzsaw of a drunken snoring...
 
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i did commentary. and i did it awesome, tyvm.

3 months away. i'm starting to get all jittery! i needs me some offline sc4 and flat assed waitresses.
 
lobo said:
i did commentary. and i did it awesome, tyvm.

3 months away. i'm starting to get all jittery! i needs me some offline sc4 and flat assed waitresses.
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You could have played and did commentary.

And what waitresses are you two looking at?
 
What? I dont count as competition? Fine....fuck you assholes

but someone does need to let me crash on thier hotel floor or something!!!

HRD
 
HRD said:
What? I dont count as competition? Fine....fuck you assholes

but someone does need to let me crash on thier hotel floor or something!!!

HRD
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You bring me some Carne Guisada tacos on homemade flour tortillas and you can sleep on anything you want in my room! Wait...
 
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greatone1939 said:
You bring me some Carne Guisada tacos on homemade flour tortillas and you can sleep on anything you want in my room! Wait...
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Hell yeah homes. Thats whats up. I can grill up some carne almost like a real mexican. But yo ass is getting some mission tortillias!!

and hey hey hey.....we can jack off BACK TO BACK ONLY!!!! but NO gay stuff!!

edit/ you dont eat carne tacos on flour tortillas....you use corn tortillas you dirty slut!!

HRD
 
greatone1939 said:
The Hooters waitress that Lobo sacared to death and told that she had a lop-side bumpy ass or something like that.
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I don't know how I missed that, but whatever. All I know is that my latina waitress and whoever Human Typhoon was all up on was fine.

HRD said:
Hell yeah homes. Thats whats up. I can grill up some carne almost like a real mexican. But yo ass is getting some mission tortillias!!

and hey hey hey.....we can jack off BACK TO BACK ONLY!!!! but NO gay stuff!!

edit/ you dont eat carne tacos on flour tortillas....you use corn tortillas you dirty slut!!

HRD
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u srs?
 
why, just cause here down in cali we eat carne tacos with corn tortillas? thats how we roll son!!
But I was just trying to be funny with the jack off stuff. Thanx for ruining that for me....LOL.

I cant wait to shake your hand to Malice. Ill bring some carne for you to!!

HRD
 
ZombieHeadShots said:
WOAH! people are taking this waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too personal. Did we forget this is a GAME. I know I didn't & that's why I play this game here & there but not every day & second. So anyones predictions or promises made about me getting slammed against other players wouldn't be a surprise for me. I've said this before so now I'm aboard the crazy train. I'm not hailing myself as "god" but a few of you here seem to put me up on that high horse just by your reactions. I don't mind playing a friendly game with others who can take a loss, but if there's going to be nothing but stubborn, inmature individuals at DEV then I find it difficult to see how "fun" it'll be. I hope at least one person agrees with my point of view.

Anywho, back on topic :) I'm still undecided about DEV but I hope an Ivy user takes the win :) congrats on the winners from other competitions :D I saw the vids and those battles look intense O_O Mustimania will you be going?
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The reason I made that post is because you pretty much refuse to acknowledge that fact lag is what allows a lot of the lows and tactics you use to work. Offline WP 1B into huge combo ain't gonna land almost 90% of the time like it does online. SW 22K isn't gonna hit as much as it does online. Instead you just write it off as complaining etc so now I want you to learn the truth the hard way. No one is hailing you as 'god', at least I'm not. All I'm saying is show up to Dev and see if the strats you use online to get wins will translate into victory offline as well. If you show up no one is gonna be immature or stubborn, and we hope you won't be as well. We'll give you your props for actually trying the game offline, just like we did with Teflon at FSAK. Funny thing is, Teflon is another Ivy player who did pretty well online but had to learn the difference between online and offline the hard way. Ivy is an excellent character and the 1st place person at DEV just might be an IVY player but they won't win using the stuff you use online.
 
HRD said:
Hell yeah homes. Thats whats up. I can grill up some carne almost like a real mexican. But yo ass is getting some mission tortillias!!

and hey hey hey.....we can jack off BACK TO BACK ONLY!!!! but NO gay stuff!!

edit/ you dont eat carne tacos on flour tortillas....you use corn tortillas you dirty slut!!

HRD
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Fucking bolillos! I said Carne GUISADA. It's the greatest mescan dish known to man. And the ONLY way to eat THOSE tacos is with homemade flour tortillas! But seriously if you find a restaurant that serves that dish try it. It's so fucking good. It took me 21 years to learn how to make that shit but I'm so glad I did. I'm in fact just finishing off a pot of it that I made last Saturday. So anyway I digress, find it jabroni, get tacos with REAL tortillas and then we can try the whole back to back thing and let DK watch. If not then no DK.
 
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Malice said:
I don't know how I missed that, but whatever. All I know is that my latina waitress and whoever Human Typhoon was all up on was fine.
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You missed it because that was the 1st day when you disappeared and everyone was like "fuck, where the fuck is malice? Him and his little video camera been missing for awhile now"
 
ZombieHeadShots said:
WOAH! people are taking this waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too personal. Did we forget this is a GAME. I know I didn't & that's why I play this game here & there but not every day & second. So anyones predictions or promises made about me getting slammed against other players wouldn't be a surprise for me. I've said this before so now I'm aboard the crazy train. I'm not hailing myself as "god" but a few of you here seem to put me up on that high horse just by your reactions. I don't mind playing a friendly game with others who can take a loss, but if there's going to be nothing but stubborn, inmature individuals at DEV then I find it difficult to see how "fun" it'll be. I hope at least one person agrees with my point of view.

Anywho, back on topic :) I'm still undecided about DEV but I hope an Ivy user takes the win :) congrats on the winners from other competitions :D I saw the vids and those battles look intense O_O Mustimania will you be going?
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Wait... you live in Phoenix and you might not come to DEV? If that's accurate... Are you serious? You could save a dollar a day between now and DEV and have enough money to sign up, have lunch, and still have enough left over for money matches.
 
ZombieHeadShots said:
WOAH! people are taking this waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too personal. Did we forget this is a GAME. I know I didn't & that's why I play this game here & there but not every day & second. So anyones predictions or promises made about me getting slammed against other players wouldn't be a surprise for me. I've said this before so now I'm aboard the crazy train. I'm not hailing myself as "god" but a few of you here seem to put me up on that high horse just by your reactions. I don't mind playing a friendly game with others who can take a loss, but if there's going to be nothing but stubborn, inmature individuals at DEV then I find it difficult to see how "fun" it'll be. I hope at least one person agrees with my point of view.

Anywho, back on topic :) I'm still undecided about DEV but I hope an Ivy user takes the win :) congrats on the winners from other competitions :D I saw the vids and those battles look intense O_O Mustimania will you be going?
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hey bro, i just wanna let you know that despite how some people act on the forums, we're all most cool people in person and DEVASTATION is tied for the best tournament i've ever been to. You won't regret showing up.

oh and dont listen to all the haters, 22K is an awesome move, just make sure you do the 2A+K input while holding B instead, it's safer. That move is beast and it hits every player, even the top ones. You might have to be slightly more creative with it offline, but otherwise, keep using it. haters gonna hate.
 
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