WARNING GIANT WALL OF TEXT, IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A GOOD ATTENTION SPAN, I DONT RECOMMEND READING THIS.
Ok let just say this
I hate everything about this game and hated in the beginning
Ever since I saw the very first trailer and saw the new developers was Ninja Theory, I knew this whole thing was going to be a trainwreck.
You can go "LOL FANBOY"all the hell you want, but that just shows how ignorant you can be to me and I wont even bother with you because I could be the biggest fanboy here and it still wouldn't change how bad this steaming pile of dog shit is.
First off the "New" Dante. The only people that like this guy are either
A.Were never fans of the original DMC games and didn't play them and aren't aware of the true Dante
B.12 year old children
C.people just looking for a reason to troll
This guy is just a walking insult, the design looks bad, and not just because of how he looks nothing like the original. Nononono thats not the biggest problem with him by a LOOOOOOONG shot. This "Dante"......you know what he doesn't deserve that name.... How about Tameem?
Or how about we call him Frank Sinatra?
he also looks like a goddamn hobo, more dirt on him than pigpen I tell you.
Give him a goddamn sign that says "spare change plz" and you've got a hobo.
Not to mention their reply to the fans when we tried to tell them this Dan- errr I mean Tameem or errrr Frank Sinatra looked like shit. This was their reply
http://scrawlfx.com/2010/09/ninja-theory-old-dante-isnt-cool-anymore
“It’s about Dante being cool and making you feel cool when you’re playing it, and so the combat and the style system and everything is integral to that,” Antoniades told 1UP. “But, you know, what was cool 12 years ago — I think that was when the first game came out [Editor's Note: he's a bit off, as the first title came out in 2001] — isn’t cool anymore."
well. Fuck you too Ninja theory. Lol as if they knew what being cool meant.
This was my initial reaction to all of this
And as if that wasn't enough they certainly like to contradict themselves
2 quotes from them
"In recent interviews with Ninja Theory lead developer Tameem Antoniades and Capcom USA's Alex Jones, it has been stated that the game currently in development would be a 'reboot' or 'retelling' of Dante's original story, implying that this would be settled in a new universe/series, and has no influence on the main Devil May Cry series."
"In another recent interview, Capcom revealed that they knew Dante's new look would be met with negative backlash and that they pressed forward with this in mind; they also explained that DmC is not a "reboot" as it was believed to be, but an origin story taking place before the events of Devil May Cry 3 and that the new Dante is, in fact, the Dante of the original series at a younger age who is just beginning to accept his demonic nature."
And now once again they are calling this a reboot
They don't know what they want this game to be.
The story? Well lets see
Detailing Dante’s early years and set against a contemporary backdrop, DmC Devil May Cry will retain the stylish action, fluid combat and selfassured protagonist that have defined the series but inject a more brutal and visceral edge. The Dante of DmC is a young man discovering and coming to terms with what it means to be the child of a demon and an angel. This split personality has a major impact on gameplay with Dante being able to call upon angel and demon abilities at will, transforming his Rebellion sword on the fl y to dramatically affect both combat and movement. Check out the game features and Gamescom trailer below.
Yes because Dante was half angel, and he totally had Teen angst.
Lets..... Just stop there with story. I can go on further but this is just giving me a hell of a migrane
Now more on Ninja theory when trying to reply to their fans
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-08-17-dmc-sceptics-secretly-want-to-like-it
Oh gooody "Yeah the people who say our game is looking like shit really must think its good!" slap them, hard. Please
But you know whats funny? Lets go back to the first article i posted
http://scrawlfx.com/2010/09/ninja-theory-old-dante-isnt-cool-anymore
“It’s about Dante being cool and making you feel cool when you’re playing it, and so the combat and the style system and everything is integral to that,” Antoniades told 1UP. “But, you know, what was cool 12 years ago — I think that was when the first game came out [Editor's Note: he's a bit off, as the first title came out in 2001] — isn’t cool anymore."
Oh gee ok, so you think your Dante is better than the old one. And now you say you don't want the original fans here?
i find that hard to believe, you think slapping white hair on your piece of shit design will fix this piece of shit? lolnope. This happens in this dan-err frank sinat-err Tameem's devil trigger, the only thing that could've redeemed this character, the last piece of potential, but they threw that away while contradicting themselves again. They aren't sure of what they want and they sure as hell like slapping their fans in the face as well.
Ok so they are on thin ice with this. What do they do to try to save their asses, trying to make this game look better but ends up making it look even worse?
http://www.siliconera.com/2011/10/3...e-in-a-parallel-world-with-a-different-dante/
OH GOODY, SO NOW ITS A PARALLEL UNIVERSE, THAT MAKES EVERYTHING ALL FINE AND DANDY RIGHT? god, first its a reboot, then its a prequel, then a reboot again, NOW ITS A PARALLEL FUCKING UNIVERSE? MAKE UP YOUR GODDAMN MIND.
God this shit is giving me a migrane
Now gameplay. The demo is out and people are saying that the gameplay is the only thing that could redeem this pile of shit. People are saying its really great. I played the demo today.
Now before i state my thoughts on the gameplay let me just say this: I have absolutely no faith in Ninja theory after their previous titles.
This was from their last game heavenly sword, showing us their godly movement:
these people can't even do controls right. And these guys are making the new DMC. Oh goody.
The game feels like a downgraded DMC4. From the combat being slower, to the FPS (30 FPS for a hack and slash game that is supposed to be fast, goody). To the music being absolute shit(its either something awful from combichrist or some shitty dubstep.)
To lastly these absurd glitches.
People are still finding more glitches too. Just look them up on youtube, you'll find bugs out the ass, and there are multiple uploads of these as well, you know what this means? These glitches are commonly happening to almost everyone
Sonic 06: DMC Edition. Get hype bro
And this is the biggest one that gets me the most
These people can't even do a boss battle correctly. This is something that shouldn't even exist in the demo. Theres no excuse for this to be here
"OH BUT ITS JUST A DEMO, THEY WILL FIX THESE, THEY WILL LISTEN TO US"
Lolno, because they totally listened to us back then, this brings us back to what I initially posted near the beginning, go back and read them again. These guys didn't listen to us back then, they slapped us and said "FUCK THE FANS" if they didn't fucking listen to us before, what makes you think they will listen to us now? That capcom's recent games have had absurd bugs in the demos and none of them end up getting fixed in the final product *coughRE6cough*
So yeah everything about this is shit. Now you can all be ignorant and either go "LOL FANBOY" or "STFU U MAIN DEE JAY" and not read any of this and i will simply place you under ignore since you just disregarded all of this, or you can actually read this and pay attention to this. Thats my 2 cents about this steaming pile of shit. Fuck off ninja theory and capcom, and I will NOT buy this piece of shit and I hope this dies.
