Favourite Pokemon

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Naturally, Haunter and his ghost buddies are just fun as hell. However.....

Gyarados is the true beast that you shouldn't fuck with.
Classic favorite besides Vaporeon and Milotic.
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but gyarados get so owned by Mewtwo, he looks like a sleeping shrimp fghting a waterfall
 
but gyarados get so owned by Mewtwo, he looks like a sleeping shrimp fghting a waterfall

Lol, really? A "sleeping shrimp fighting a waterfall"? That's the worse comeback ever. Gyarados is the "big shrimp dragon" that creates waterfalls, with brute force. *facepalm* I was hoping you'd at least say that Gengar, Haunter, or even Gastly would pwn my Gyarados with just a thunderbolt since they can learn it and would KO my Gyara for a free win. But, I guess you revealed yourself to be a scrub to even know that these ghosts can pwn with the right tools. Shame on thee for running to Mewtwo.
 
How bout that Sableye thing? I stopped following pokemon so when I got a gameboy advanced emulator on my phone and played pokemon Sapphire I was like what the fuck is this shit. I didn't know what any of the pokemon did or what they evolved into. The sableeye seems cool though seeing as its a ghost and a dark type!
 
I want a job naming pokemon.

A flaming crocodile? Combustodile

Water shooting bird? Aquail

Telepathic chicken? Psychicken

Steel alligator? Metalligator

Make the check out to cash
 
I want a grass type pokemon that uses grapes!

You encountered a wild graper

Graper use sleep powder, now use bind

Your Graper is evolving... Graper evolved into Grapist
 
Lol, really? A "sleeping shrimp fighting a waterfall"? That's the worse comeback ever. Gyarados is the "big shrimp dragon" that creates waterfalls, with brute force. *facepalm* I was hoping you'd at least say that Gengar, Haunter, or even Gastly would pwn my Gyarados with just a thunderbolt since they can learn it and would KO my Gyara for a free win. But, I guess you revealed yourself to be a scrub to even know that these ghosts can pwn with the right tools. Shame on thee for running to Mewtwo.

.....huh?
 
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