Game of Thrones Discussion Thread (Books and Show)

They're making me feel anxious and I'm hoping it's just an appearance later reminding us that she exists. Maybe Littlefinger will go all the way up to the Eyrie, bang her, and come back to King's Landing for Sansa in Season 4. Aidan Gillen has confirmed he's getting a ship next season, so hopefully they save the Purple Wedding and leave us to our grief.

Yeah I was thinking that, if he only get's his ship in S4... Though in Ep 1 he "offer Sansa a way out", so I suppose that's her entire storyline in S3. Maybe they'll have her show up in Riverrun or something equally daft.

Also, DAT TUMBLR <3
 
IT DOESN'T TELL ME PEOPLE SAY THINGS
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Okay sorry, I just had to let this out.
 
Yeah I was thinking that, if he only get's his ship in S4... Though in Ep 1 he "offer Sansa a way out", so I suppose that's her entire storyline in S3. Maybe they'll have her show up in Riverrun or something equally daft.

Also, DAT TUMBLR <3
Knowing them, Sansa will be ignored until they need her

AND THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT ON MY TUMBLR

IT DOESN'T TELL ME PEOPLE SAY THINGS
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Okay sorry, I just had to let this out.
That was the first thing I reblogged when I went back to Tumblr. I felt kind of bad...but...naaah.
 
WAIT BEFORE I GO

Evil Santa has gifted us with TWO readings of two SEPARATE Ser Barristan chapters, and there are some detailed summaries of them

In short:
Barristan discusses his battle plans for the battle between Yunkai and Meereen
He gives a well-written, emotional speech to his slave squires and knights and says something along the lines of "God save the queen, oh and we need some strength, too. COME BACK DANY."
HE'S RIDING DANY'S SILVER INTO BATTLE

The second chapter is about the battle
Barristan begins to appreciate sellswords
The pit fighters agree to defend Meereen in Dany's name and there's one lady who's wearing a python into battle
Barristan destroys the Harridan with his lads
Dany's horse kicks people
Tumco Rho, a member of the Second Sons, starts to wonder why so many ships have appeared
Barristan asks him what he sees on the black sails, and says "Squids, big squids, like in the Basilisk Isles. Squids so big they're like enough to pull down ships."
Barristan corrects him saying it's a kraken
He thinks it's Theon, apparently Barristan doesn't know about the Red Wedding or the Greyjoy betrayals
Barristan thinks Lady Catelyn and Robb had sent him to find Daenerys
Barristan gets all gleeful but realizes that his men are fighting the Yunkish and Ironborn alike

So...Barristan isn't dying in the battle. BOY AM I SURPRISED. Not really, no.

[TWoW Spoilers] Barristan

This at least confirms one thing:
The man is writing often, and he's completing chapters like clockwork. We may actually get our 2014 release date, and hopefully Dangerous Women is out soon, I want to read about busty Rhaenyra Targaryen learning to be Queen and THE DANCE OF THE DRAGONS HAPPENS.
 
BWTNI SELMY! <3 Yspls.

THIS NEWS OVERSHADOWS WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. BUT I'LL SAY IT ANYWAY:

Who else was sick of BadSanta going on about Niter and rushes? ME TOO. Especially because what the fuck are they anyway? (I knew niter was saltpeter but, eh).

Rushes, I also knew, were reeds from riverbanks. But I scarcely believe people threw them around on the floor, even in medieval times this wouldn't make sense. So I figure rushes were tied into like, rug things and THEY were laid down. That's been bugging me for a while, not sure why.


SELMY.
 
BWTNI SELMY! <3 Yspls.

THIS NEWS OVERSHADOWS WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. BUT I'LL SAY IT ANYWAY:

Who else was sick of BadSanta going on about Niter and rushes? ME TOO. Especially because what the fuck are they anyway? (I knew niter was saltpeter but, eh).

Rushes, I also knew, were reeds from riverbanks. But I scarcely believe people threw them around on the floor, even in medieval times this wouldn't make sense. So I figure rushes were tied into like, rug things and THEY were laid down. That's been bugging me for a while, not sure why.


SELMY.
He's explained that his use of rushes is more like putting lavender or other sweet smelling herbs in vases and Febreze in modern times, not like putting reeds on the ground.

Someone has an old man fetish, I see.
 
He's explained that his use of rushes is more like putting lavender or other sweet smelling herbs in vases and Febreze in modern times, not like putting reeds on the ground.

Someone has an old man fetish, I see.

RIGHT. GOOD. Them things get scattered about a LOT.

An no. Ew. I just have a soft spot for Barristan. Interestingly, in CoK, Whitebeard and Belwas have just met Danny.
 
RIGHT. GOOD. Them things get scattered about a LOT.

An no. Ew. I just have a soft spot for Barristan. Interestingly, in CoK, Whitebeard and Belwas have just met Danny.
DANY*
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Dany
D A N Y

I'm at the part in A Storm of Swords where Sansa almost has sex with Marillion and Jon is being angsty
 
Oh shit yeah. OH WELL <3

Jon missed his sister and wolf and SNOWFLAKES MELTING IN HIS BROTHERS HAIR.
That ship is just...no.

My friends all watch the show and haven't read the books and they're like SEASON 3 WILL BE SO AMAZING
ROBB IS GONNA WIN
JOFFREY WILL GET HIS HEAD CHOPPED OFF
JAIME WILL FUCK BRIENNE
TYRION WILL BE MORE OF A PIMP IMP

Also, my friends HATE:
Catelyn WHHHY MY BBG LEAVE HER ALONE
Cersei
Most dislike Daenerys. "ENTITLED" they say

I just glare at them like:
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I keep promising my friends that they will love Cersei (and Jaime) in time but NO they're refusing to believe it. One of them said she was hating FFC. WAT.
Feast was such a joke...but I thought it was more well-written than A Clash of Kings and most of A Storm of Swords. Martin seems to stick to his system of historical parallels, especially when it comes to characters. He only really goes outside of the box when he writes Daenerys, Cersei, Jaime, Theon, Bran, and old people. His writing with other characters has a rhythm that doesn't seem to change until he has any of his 'experiments' do something cute.

My friends think Cersei needs to die and that the whole incest thing is disgusting. AT LEAST SHE IS ACTUALLY IN LOVE (well, that's debatable) AT LEAST THE RELATIONSHIP IS BASED UPON LOVE, UNLIKE ALL THE POLITICAL ONES

THEY HATE "Lady Stark" SO MUCH. THEY KEEP CALLING HER STUPID LEAVE HER ALONE. SHE THINKS THREE OF HER FIVE CHILDREN ARE DEAD. SHE IS ACTING ON THE HOPE SHE CAN GO HOME AND BE A MOM AGAIN INSTEAD OF THIS DIPLOMAT. CATELYN IS THE GOOD CERSEI WHY DON'T YOU LOVE HER.

THEY THINK "Khaleesi" NEEDS TO TAKE OUT HER TITS AGAIN OR GO DO SOMETHING. BITCH SHE IS POOR. BITCH SHE HAS THREE BABY DRAGONS AND IS UNSURE OF HERSELF. SHE IS BEING COUNSELED BY A SOLDIER AND A BUNCH OF WOMEN WHO SAY IT IS KNOWN EVERYDAY. LEAVE KHALEESI ALONE.
 
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