Game of Thrones Discussion Thread (Books and Show)

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I added the sassy Cersei picture huehuehuehue
 
I wrote a bunch of really sad endgame summaries for characters, so here are the better of the four:

ASoIaF realistic!Dream Endings (1/4):

Daenerys is hardly seen as Westeros’ savior, and returns the Seven Kingdoms to their seven separate countries. With the only family remaining to her an unborn child in her belly, and Drogon, her largest dragon, Dany returns to Braavos and the house with the red door. She has lost much and more, her Bear, her old white knight, even her sweet Missandei - slain by Dany’s own command. The fall of her House rests upon her shoulders, her brother Rhaegar’s son, Jon, lost to the winter and the Blackfyre pretender burned like so many others. Dany uses her remaining days to finally let herself look back, mourning the dead and filling with remorse.

ASoIaF realistic!Dream Endings (2/4):

Cersei had been driven to madness, killing her own son Tommen in an attempt to prevent the prophecy that frog of a woman had told her so long ago. On her final day, her one and only visitor came. Jaime had held her for a long time. She whispered through sobs to her twin, and told him that she would not die. Jaime told her that if she must die, they would die together, as she always believed they would. Once Cersei was calm in Jaime’s arms, he wrapped his hand around her throat - the left hand - and dug his fingers into the pale white flesh of her neck. Cersei reached out to him, and stopped resisting when she felt the fire-hot tears on her lover’s cheeks. Jaime refused to leave the cell after, and went to the window, opening the shutters to the freezing snow of winter. He retrieved the vial of nightshade oil Cersei had used to kill their youngest son, and he drained the contents, embracing his twin and lover one last time as death took him.

I think my tag was "brb crying like a bitch"
 
SophieChan said:
That little kid looked like the one at beginning of the first season
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Veeeery similar.

So I love that 8WR hasn't been telling me about this thread! Wow. I thought we were all in some kind of post-episode coma.

Melisophsei or whateveritisnow, you didn't like the Cat scene? Which one, because if we're referring to the Jon Snow one, then NO. NO IT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND IN CHARACTER AND AMAZING.

But seriously. How perfect was that introduction for the Reeds? LE BELLOJEN WOULD BE BETTER THAN LE DAVOS. JUSAYIN.

It's interesting seeing how some of the original scenes look to be shaping up the future events - Tyrion/Shae's argument about Sansa for example. Well, we know where THAT ends up.

Also, stop showing us topless Joffrey and find a way to get Jojen out of his clothing please. I don't care if he has to bump uglies with Hodor or Summer or the 3-Eyed Craven or whatever.
 
Le_Bello said:
Veeeery similar.

So I love that 8WR hasn't been telling me about this thread! Wow. I thought we were all in some kind of post-episode coma.

Melisophsei or whateveritisnow, you didn't like the Cat scene? Which one, because if we're referring to the Jon Snow one, then NO. NO IT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND IN CHARACTER AND AMAZING.

But seriously. How perfect was that introduction for the Reeds? LE BELLOJEN WOULD BE BETTER THAN LE DAVOS. JUSAYIN.

It's interesting seeing how some of the original scenes look to be shaping up the future events - Tyrion/Shae's argument about Sansa for example. Well, we know where THAT ends up.

Also, stop showing us topless Joffrey and find a way to get Jojen out of his clothing please. I don't care if he has to bump uglies with Hodor or Summer or the 3-Eyed Craven or whatever.
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It was a good scene, Cat always gets me to cry. But it just seemed so...odd for her to say.
Okay Cersei has stepped up the sass thank you.
I kind of like Margaery in the show. "I could kill something..." -cut to Margaery staring at Joffrey in the mirror-
Dear Jeyne "Talisa" Westerling,
Step down thirsty bitch
Okay Joffrey that is your mom, stop acting like Robb.
 
SophieChan said:
It was a good scene, Cat always gets me to cry. But it just seemed so...odd for her to say.
Okay Cersei has stepped up the sass thank you.
I kind of like Margaery in the show. "I could kill something..." -cut to Margaery staring at Joffrey in the mirror-
Dear Jeyne "Talisa" Westerling,
Step down thirsty bitch
Okay Joffrey that is your mom, stop acting like Robb.
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See, Cat is inherently a good person, but she DOES have a wicked fierce side. So her initial hatred of Jon, followed by her racking guilt makes perfect sense - She's too nice to've wished death on him, but she could never love him either. I guess she said it because she, like everyone else, wants Talisa to have as little screen time and dialogue as possible.

"Give it to her as a bride gown. It's more than enough fabric." OOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP.

Oh yes. I also liked the additional detailing of the crossbow, because, you know, it's the crossbow. (And also a metaphor for Joffrey's sexual frustrations. Probably.)

NotJeyne is annoying me. I WANT TO LIKE YOU BUT YOUR NAME IS TALISA. That reminds me of Tulisa. And N-Dubz is a shit and terrible act.

Joff and Cersei. Robb and Cat. Man, it's almost like they're parallels or something. ;P

Also, can we take a second to discuss how AMAZING Thoros is? And how upset I am that Anguy isn't some twinky red-headed fine piece of ass, though is still a cool guy?
And how Gendry became the voice of the audience? "You could've said Joffrey or Tywin Lannister..."
 
Le_Bello said:
See, Cat is inherently a good person, but she DOES have a wicked fierce side. So her initial hatred of Jon, followed by her racking guilt makes perfect sense - She's too nice to've wished death on him, but she could never love him either. I guess she said it because she, like everyone else, wants Talisa to have as little screen time and dialogue as possible.

"Give it to her as a bride gown. It's more than enough fabric." OOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP.

Oh yes. I also liked the additional detailing of the crossbow, because, you know, it's the crossbow. (And also a metaphor for Joffrey's sexual frustrations. Probably.)

NotJeyne is annoying me. I WANT TO LIKE YOU BUT YOUR NAME IS TALISA. That reminds me of Tulisa. And N-Dubz is a shit and terrible act.

Joff and Cersei. Robb and Cat. Man, it's almost like they're parallels or something. ;P

Also, can we take a second to discuss how AMAZING Thoros is? And how upset I am that Anguy isn't some twinky red-headed fine piece of ass, though is still a cool guy?
And how Gendry became the voice of the audience? "You could've said Joffrey or Tywin Lannister..."
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Joe Dempsie is worshipped by the audience for his beautiful body and face

I LIKE THIS COMBO OF TOM AND THOROS IT'S WORKING OUT REALLY WELL

Talisa just leave. I have this horrible feeling she's going to take all of Cat's parts of the Red Wedding.

YOU MUST BE COLD LE BOJEN I'M SURE THE CLIMATE IS MORE FORGIVING IN ENGLAND
 
Cat talking about Jon like that was weird. That's the kind of thing that makes me think of Cat as a nice Cersei. She loves her kids and has a total bitch side, but actually has a good side.

Olenna is the fucking best ever. Holy shit can I just like be her.

BRAN + JOJEN = 5EVR
They need to have sex.
They just do
Even though Bran is like 11.
 
SophieChan said:
Joe Dempsie is worshipped by the audience for his beautiful body and face

I LIKE THIS COMBO OF TOM AND THOROS IT'S WORKING OUT REALLY WELL

Talisa just leave. I have this horrible feeling she's going to take all of Cat's parts of the Red Wedding.

YOU MUST BE COLD LE BOJEN I'M SURE THE CLIMATE IS MORE FORGIVING IN ENGLAND
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ESPECIALLY IN "SKINS".

Why did Talisa cross the road?
Because she wasn't Jeyne Fucking Westerling and nobody gave a shit.

Hey, if she dies or something that's fine by me.

IT IS FECKING FREEZING. SO COLD I AM WRITING A PARODY SONG.

INSTEAD OF "Starships, are meant to fly" it's "Stark kids, are meant to die". I HATE MYSELF I LOVE IT THOUGH.


SorceressSeren said:
BRAN + JOJEN = 5EVR
They need to have sex.
They just do
Even though Bran is like 11.
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Le_Bello said:
ESPECIALLY IN "SKINS".

Why did Talisa cross the road?
Because she wasn't Jeyne Fucking Westerling and nobody gave a shit.

Hey, if she dies or something that's fine by me.

IT IS FECKING FREEZING. SO COLD I AM WRITING A PARODY SONG.

INSTEAD OF "Starships, are meant to fly" it's "Stark kids, are meant to die". I HATE MYSELF I LOVE IT THOUGH.
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Wanna hear a joke?

Jeyne Westerling

I'm starting to think they're going to use her for the fake Arya too.
 
I hate reading the books because I learn about who will die and I know when they'll die and how.
It's bad enough reading them
YOU KNOW SEASON THREE STARTING JUST MEANS WE'RE CLOSER TO THE RED WEDDING
WE'RE CLOSER TO A MASS SUICIDE GUYS
 
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