Random Post Thread

Because of the trailer you posted for "The Machine Girl" i immediately downloaded and watched it with some friends over a couple o' beers.

My life is so much more complete, dolfin sex.

 

Yo random thread...so I took up the Slogan generator in Krit's sig...

here are some I died about. (via AIM with Kowtow and I)

1. "8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Vagina."
2. "Feel The Raw Naked Slut Of The Road"
3. "Look, Ma, No Slut"
4. "Make Room for the Vagina"
5. "But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Baby Shit"
6. "whatever you're into, get into Chuck the Landslide"
7. "Savour the Flavour of Chuck the Landslide"
8. "Baby Shit. It's What's For Dinner "
9. "Happiness is a Cigar Called Baby Shit "
10. "It Makes Your Titties Smack"

Omfg...my sides are in pain. Thanks for putting that in your sig, buddy.

 

I scream, you scream, we all scream for BANGOOOO!

Only Chuck the Landslide can prevent forest fires.

GET REKANO OR GET OUT.

So much lolz

Oh my god edit post: Probably the best Chuck the Landslide in the world.

 

Something Special In The Vajayjay.

Top Breeders Recommend Vajayjay.

Tell Them About The Vajayjay, Mummy.

You Can Really Taste The Rape!

See the Face You Love Light Up With Rape.

Better Living Through Rape.

Half the Cocks, All the Taste.

OMFG IM DYING ROFL

 

Glad to see other people are having fun with the sloganator. xD

 

Wow how did I miss this thread?

That sloganator is awesome.

 

There's More Than One Way To Eat A Michael Jackson
Ring Around the Michael Jackson Gets Your Whole Wash Clean
What's In Your Michael Jackson
He Who Thinks Michael Jackson Drinks Michael Jackson
You're Never Alone with a Michael Jackson
Get Michael Jackson or Get Out
My Michael Jackson to Yours
Go On, Get Your Michael Jackson Out

 

woodbridge wine and dmt have strikingly similar aftertastes and they both give you nasty headaches...avoid them both at all costs.

FYI

 

You must defeat date rapist to stand a chance!

 

Not random enough, dp!

 

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

*rimshit*

 

blalraragh!!!

 

nooooooo i just walked out to find my 6 years old ball python, princess diana, dead in her cage!!!

she was so healthy! WTF!!!

 

Tonight i'm gonna have myself a real good time i feel fine and the world, I'll turn it inside out!!

 

awwww snap. at least we know he won't let anyone hit "the button"

 

HOW CAN SHE SLAP??

 

oh man...i hate when people say 'these ones' and 'over exaggerating'. just heard both in one sentence. my ears are bleeding.

 

wait, in what context? o_O Or do you just hate the word, like I hate "whilst"? I literally feel my heart cringe (no lie) whenever I read it (because it's strictly a typed word wtf, no one uses it in spoken language).