Krit
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I'm the ghost in your house.
Calling your name.
Calling your name.
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I'm the beer in your fridge, calling you by name.
So whenever i need to lose weight, i drink tea.
Two things. First of all if a dirty crack face OD's they put that upon themselves. There's nothing to celebrate there, for matters of stupidity, weak character and vice. I mean and they accomplished so much right? Secondly, it really is hard to care if you never heard of somebody or even of the event happening. What kind of pussy would sit around on a park bench all day mourning for the people who may or may not have just died somewhere out there in the great big world, before letting a single tear fall and releasing his tentative grasp on the single leaf he was rolling between his fingers, only to muse with a heavy sigh as it joins the millions of color changing leaves strewn about the park grounds by the autumn wind? That poor, turtle necked bastard would never find solace, only, only by forming a band might he find enough peace to sleep at night. And you expect what to satisfy your sense of justice? A nation of people like this? A world? There are not enough park benches and not enough drummers.God don't we fucking love this shit? It's ridiculous.
I wonder how many dirty crack faces OD in alleys and squallid apartments, no one says shit about them.
But a semi-cute, third-rate, actress does it and everyone poops themselves to E! News' gigantic hard-on.
Sierra Mist Cranberry Splash. This is all I have to say.
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Should I really shave my balls?
If I don't, she'll surely bitch,
Does she care how much I'll itch?
Take the razor and lather up,
(Gawd that bitch is so corrupt)
Don't she care that I could slip?
Shave my balls - and cut off my dick?
Easy now - hands don't shake,
She'll call me "Stumpy" with one mistake.
Pubes in her teeth she really can't bear,
If I want some head - get ridda the hair.
So I shave my balls all nice and slick,
Did it up nice - without one nick!
"Feel 'em baby - they're so smooth!"
"Take off your clothes - get in the groove!"
She looks at me from our little bed,
"I'm sleepy, Baby - ain't givin' no head!"
She rolls on over - and gives me her back,
I'm so pissed off - I'm about to crack!
Next day it's breakfast in the sheets,
I spoon her bites which she gladly eats.
And I must confess I think it's fair,
That her omelette was made with pubic hair!
I can't find that Billy Mays Ad witch he runs over his hand..I don't know what it called
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