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So whenever i need to lose weight, i drink tea.

Like you drink tea when you're thirsty or you only drink tea, no food intake what so ever?

Long distance running, not great for fat burning. But great for your heart. You don't wanna go out like Brittany Murphy do ya? Get on that exercise.

God don't we fucking love this shit? It's ridiculous.

I wonder how many dirty crack faces OD in alleys and squallid apartments, no one says shit about them.

But a semi-cute, third-rate, actress does it and everyone poops themselves to E! News' gigantic hard-on.
Two things. First of all if a dirty crack face OD's they put that upon themselves. There's nothing to celebrate there, for matters of stupidity, weak character and vice. I mean and they accomplished so much right? Secondly, it really is hard to care if you never heard of somebody or even of the event happening. What kind of pussy would sit around on a park bench all day mourning for the people who may or may not have just died somewhere out there in the great big world, before letting a single tear fall and releasing his tentative grasp on the single leaf he was rolling between his fingers, only to muse with a heavy sigh as it joins the millions of color changing leaves strewn about the park grounds by the autumn wind? That poor, turtle necked bastard would never find solace, only, only by forming a band might he find enough peace to sleep at night. And you expect what to satisfy your sense of justice? A nation of people like this? A world? There are not enough park benches and not enough drummers.

@y-disciple
Y, he had a daughter, which means the playa seriously got some play.
 
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Should I really shave my balls?
If I don't, she'll surely bitch,
Does she care how much I'll itch?

Take the razor and lather up,
(Gawd that bitch is so corrupt)
Don't she care that I could slip?
Shave my balls - and cut off my dick?

Easy now - hands don't shake,
She'll call me "Stumpy" with one mistake.
Pubes in her teeth she really can't bear,
If I want some head - get ridda the hair.

So I shave my balls all nice and slick,
Did it up nice - without one nick!
"Feel 'em baby - they're so smooth!"
"Take off your clothes - get in the groove!"

She looks at me from our little bed,
"I'm sleepy, Baby - ain't givin' no head!"
She rolls on over - and gives me her back,
I'm so pissed off - I'm about to crack!

Next day it's breakfast in the sheets,
I spoon her bites which she gladly eats.
And I must confess I think it's fair,
That her omelette was made with pubic hair!
 
Hey Hey let's go kenka suru!
something something protect my balls!
something something something so let's fighting!
LETS FIGHTING LOVE
LETS FIGHTING LOVE!!!
 
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Should I really shave my balls?
If I don't, she'll surely bitch,
Does she care how much I'll itch?

Take the razor and lather up,
(Gawd that bitch is so corrupt)
Don't she care that I could slip?
Shave my balls - and cut off my dick?

Easy now - hands don't shake,
She'll call me "Stumpy" with one mistake.
Pubes in her teeth she really can't bear,
If I want some head - get ridda the hair.

So I shave my balls all nice and slick,
Did it up nice - without one nick!
"Feel 'em baby - they're so smooth!"
"Take off your clothes - get in the groove!"

She looks at me from our little bed,
"I'm sleepy, Baby - ain't givin' no head!"
She rolls on over - and gives me her back,
I'm so pissed off - I'm about to crack!

Next day it's breakfast in the sheets,
I spoon her bites which she gladly eats.
And I must confess I think it's fair,
That her omelette was made with pubic hair!

revenge is always sweet
 
“Last month, The Milkweed detailed how Pizza Hut restaurants illegally claim to use “Mozzarella” cheese on certain menu items, when in fact, Pizza Hut’s salt, starch and water-laden “Pizza Cheese” does not conform to FDA standards of identity for Mozzarella.

In this issue, writer John Bunting details how Pizza Hut’s cheese supplier—Leprino Foods—uses a silicone-based industrial chemical in the patented manufacturing of “Pizza Cheese.”

That chemical—Polymethylsiloxane—has no FDA approval for use as a food ingredient. Polymethylsiloxane is sold by Dow-Corning as “Antifoam FG 10”. THIS MATERIAL IS APPROVED BY FDA FOR USE IN FOOD PLANTS ONLY AS AN ANTI-FOAMING AGENT FOR BOILER WATER.

In its patented manufacturing process, Leprino Foods liberally sprays Polydimethylsiloxane on “cheese granules”.

Leprino’s “Pizza Cheese” supplied to Pizza Huts contains about 900 parts per million of Polymethylsiloxane: 90 times higher residue concentration than FDA allows when Polymethylsiloxane is used as a boiler water anti-foaming agent.

Repeat: Polydimethylsiloxane has no FDA approval as a safe food ingredient. It is a violation of FDA rules to use an unapproved ingredient in human foods.Silicone is amazing stuff. In its various forms,silicone may “enhance” the female anatomy (a la amply-endowed actress Pamela Anderson). Silicone products can caulk seams around the bathtub to sealout water. Silicone compounds are used for lubricants. However, using silicone products in human foods is a novel, if extra-legal, application. Leprino Foods, the world’s largest Italian cheese manufacturer, is the nearly exclusive supplier of “Pizza Cheese” to the 6000+ Pizza Hut restaurants in the U.S. Leprino is based in Denver, Colorado.
 
A note from the hazardous materials handling sheet for said foam:
Traces of formaldehyde may be generated due to oxidative thermal decomposition at temperatures greater than
150°C (300°F). Exposure to formaldehyde can cause adverse effects such as skin and respiratory sensitization and
eye and throat irritation. Formaldehyde is a potential carcinogen. Evaluate and control exposure to formaldehyde
when warranted by conditions of use.

That's right. Formaldehyde, the same stuff that embalmers use and that gave that frog you dissected in high school it's unique bouquet is on your pizza hut pizza, provided it gets over 300 degrees in cooking. The odds of that? Enjoy your formaldehyde.
 
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