Soul calibur 7: Silly speculation

pat and pyrrha just die so we never hear a story about them again
namco finally gets rid of asty and maxi so there are no more cheap characters
namco finish the story not do 1/4 of it
go bak to gold to buy items instead of a lvling system
one mimic character or thats what u hope for
if you lose online will just say how dont worry that guy was spamming and will send that guy a hate mes
the guest characters will be every tekken character
 
pat and pyrrha just die so we never hear a story about them again
namco finally gets rid of asty and maxi so there are no more cheap characters
namco finish the story not do 1/4 of it
go bak to gold to buy items instead of a lvling system
one mimic character or thats what u hope for
if you lose online will just say how dont worry that guy was spamming and will send that guy a hate mes
the guest characters will be every tekken character

I agree about Pat and Pyrrha going away. They need to fall off a cliff.
The whole Astaroth/Maxi feud has played its course and sadly I don't want to see them leave but...oh well
The leveling up system felt like I was playing an RPG Game
One mimic, not three! That mimic should be EdgeMaster, not EdgeMaster, Elysium, and Kilik!
Nice idea about losing online and hate messages
Instead of having every tekken character as a guest character, why not make SC X TK! Only makes sense.
 
It will become a Mini-Games game. The games will include:

Pop-up Pyrrha: Pat must use Soul Calibur to vanquish the evils from Pyrrha Omega, but don't attack a normal Pyrrha!

Le Bello's Bluff: A gloriousfied game of Guess Who? where all the characters are Dampierre.

Feeding Xiba: Leixia must prepare the correct food, and bring it to Xiba to eat! But be careful not to get distracted by 'Sir' Maxi!

Dances with Wolves: A Rhythm action game where players must press the buttons in time with the music to complete various and increasingly romantic dances between Zwei and Viola. A bonus mode can be unlocked which involve Rapheal performing the Flamenco.

Pin the tail on the Lizardman: You'll be presented with many different coloured Lizardmen, and it's up to you to attach the correct tails to them.

UP+A+B: As Natsu, pop all the balloons in increasingly difficult stages, using all the one moves in Natsu's arsenal.

Angry Blades: Fire Mitsurugi from a catapult in an attempt to knock Algol from his tower. Bonus points are awarded for destroying bubbles along the way.

DatASStaroth: A game where the player who dresses Astaroth in the most ridiculous and feminine outfit wins.

Milfs, Monks and Mimics: A game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, where Elysium beats Kilik, Kilik beats Elysium and Edge Master beats both.

Ivy Climb: A toned-down version of Ice Climbers, but with a whip-wielding warrior woman.

Cesspool of Darkness: A game of Red-light, Green-light, guide Siegfried toward Nightmare without him seeing you.

Old Voldo's Road Roll: Voldo must cross from one side of the screen to the other, avoiding horses, battering rams and gangs of wild thieves. In HARD mode, the player will have to stop and have Voldo smell the traffic, as visibility will be removed.

Tira-round-the-Roses: Decapitate, or pick, flowers, dependent on Tira's randomly changing mood.

Yoshimissyou: Spin, fly, teleport and NAMU your way away from enemy assaults in this bullet-hell styled game.

For my Peephole: A game of golf, but with Javelins. Players must through Hilde's lance across the course, before eventually guiding it through a tiny hole. The player with the least amount of throws wins.

Reaver Fever: As Cervantes, sail to as many coastal towns as possible within the time limit, gaining bonus points for raping, looting and drinking.
 
I agree about Pat and Pyrrha going away. They need to fall off a cliff.
The whole Astaroth/Maxi feud has played its course and sadly I don't want to see them leave but...oh well
The leveling up system felt like I was playing an RPG Game
One mimic, not three! That mimic should be EdgeMaster, not EdgeMaster, Elysium, and Kilik!
Nice idea about losing online and hate messages
Instead of having every tekken character as a guest character, why not make SC X TK! Only makes sense.
no i know the sc x tk is a better idea i was just joking around. the only 2 i was be for real about was with pat and pyrrha and with asty and maxi
 
It will become a Mini-Games game. The games will include:

Pop-up Pyrrha: Pat must use Soul Calibur to vanquish the evils from Pyrrha Omega, but don't attack a normal Pyrrha!

Le Bello's Bluff: A gloriousfied game of Guess Who? where all the characters are Dampierre.

Feeding Xiba: Leixia must prepare the correct food, and bring it to Xiba to eat! But be careful not to get distracted by 'Sir' Maxi!

Dances with Wolves: A Rhythm action game where players must press the buttons in time with the music to complete various and increasingly romantic dances between Zwei and Viola. A bonus mode can be unlocked which involve Rapheal performing the Flamenco.

Pin the tail on the Lizardman: You'll be presented with many different coloured Lizardmen, and it's up to you to attach the correct tails to them.

UP+A+B: As Natsu, pop all the balloons in increasingly difficult stages, using all the one moves in Natsu's arsenal.

Angry Blades: Fire Mitsurugi from a catapult in an attempt to knock Algol from his tower. Bonus points are awarded for destroying bubbles along the way.

DatASStaroth: A game where the player who dresses Astaroth in the most ridiculous and feminine outfit wins.

Milfs, Monks and Mimics: A game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, where Elysium beats Kilik, Kilik beats Elysium and Edge Master beats both.

Ivy Climb: A toned-down version of Ice Climbers, but with a whip-wielding warrior woman.

Cesspool of Darkness: A game of Red-light, Green-light, guide Siegfried toward Nightmare without him seeing you.

Old Voldo's Road Roll: Voldo must cross from one side of the screen to the other, avoiding horses, battering rams and gangs of wild thieves. In HARD mode, the player will have to stop and have Voldo smell the traffic, as visibility will be removed.

Tira-round-the-Roses: Decapitate, or pick, flowers, dependent on Tira's randomly changing mood.

Yoshimissyou: Spin, fly, teleport and NAMU your way away from enemy assaults in this bullet-hell styled game.

For my Peephole: A game of golf, but with Javelins. Players must through Hilde's lance across the course, before eventually guiding it through a tiny hole. The player with the least amount of throws wins.

Reaver Fever: As Cervantes, sail to as many coastal towns as possible within the time limit, gaining bonus points for raping, looting and drinking.



....Is it bad I want to play a game like this ._.; It sounds like fun :'D lmao voldo~
 
Joysticks are replaced with sensors placed on your genitals. Blood flow is measured and translated into the soul gauge. Fully engorged genitalia will give you a CE but your only able to "keep it up" for so long. Then you're just pushing rope.
 
It will become a Mini-Games game. The games will include:

Pop-up Pyrrha: Pat must use Soul Calibur to vanquish the evils from Pyrrha Omega, but don't attack a normal Pyrrha!

Le Bello's Bluff: A gloriousfied game of Guess Who? where all the characters are Dampierre.

Feeding Xiba: Leixia must prepare the correct food, and bring it to Xiba to eat! But be careful not to get distracted by 'Sir' Maxi!

Dances with Wolves: A Rhythm action game where players must press the buttons in time with the music to complete various and increasingly romantic dances between Zwei and Viola. A bonus mode can be unlocked which involve Rapheal performing the Flamenco.

Pin the tail on the Lizardman: You'll be presented with many different coloured Lizardmen, and it's up to you to attach the correct tails to them.

UP+A+B: As Natsu, pop all the balloons in increasingly difficult stages, using all the one moves in Natsu's arsenal.

Angry Blades: Fire Mitsurugi from a catapult in an attempt to knock Algol from his tower. Bonus points are awarded for destroying bubbles along the way.

DatASStaroth: A game where the player who dresses Astaroth in the most ridiculous and feminine outfit wins.

Milfs, Monks and Mimics: A game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, where Elysium beats Kilik, Kilik beats Elysium and Edge Master beats both.

Ivy Climb: A toned-down version of Ice Climbers, but with a whip-wielding warrior woman.

Cesspool of Darkness: A game of Red-light, Green-light, guide Siegfried toward Nightmare without him seeing you.

Old Voldo's Road Roll: Voldo must cross from one side of the screen to the other, avoiding horses, battering rams and gangs of wild thieves. In HARD mode, the player will have to stop and have Voldo smell the traffic, as visibility will be removed.

Tira-round-the-Roses: Decapitate, or pick, flowers, dependent on Tira's randomly changing mood.

Yoshimissyou: Spin, fly, teleport and NAMU your way away from enemy assaults in this bullet-hell styled game.

For my Peephole: A game of golf, but with Javelins. Players must through Hilde's lance across the course, before eventually guiding it through a tiny hole. The player with the least amount of throws wins.

Reaver Fever: As Cervantes, sail to as many coastal towns as possible within the time limit, gaining bonus points for raping, looting and drinking.

I soooooo want to play these games. Soul Calibur VII is gonna be like Rayman: Raving Rabids!
 
Le Bello would like thank his loyal fans, especially those who're loyal.

Le Bello seriously would play Angry Blades though. And it's sequel, Angry Blades: Astral Chaos.

Angry Blades: Astral Chaos just announced? It'll probably feature Cassandra and Night Terror.
 
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