Stereotypes for people who play X character

Alpha Patroklos: pricks
Aeon: people that wear socks with sandals
Algol: nudists
Astaroth: lolicons
Cervantes: stamp collectors
Dampierre: humble, philanthropic socialites
Devil Jin: nerds with anger issues
Ezio: weeaboos
Hilde: Belgians
Ivy: gay men considering an operation or twelve
Leixia: zombies
Maxi: world tournament-winning weiqi players
Mitsurugi: soccer moms
Natsu: unicorn owners
Nightmare: owners of gigantic tits
Patroklos: respectable people
Pyrrha: anger management rejects
Pyrrha Omega: bipolar schizos pretending they're artists
Raphael: Canadians
Siegfried: communists
Tira: sadistic motherfuckers whose basements you can't escape
Viola: tools with fake balls hanging from their vehicle
Voldo: people with all the personality of Al Gore or Mitt Romney
Xiba: fangirls
Yoshimitsu: non-troll people exclusively
Zwei: Mark Wahlberg
 
This is a weeaboo.
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...The hell is that? It looks familiar. Final Fight?

Also: come to think of it weeaboo is a term none of us should be throwing around. Y'know, hypocrisy and all. WE'RE PLAYING A JAPANESE GAME, DAMMIT!
I reserve the right to mock weeaboos because I only play Soul Calibur for the gameplay.
 
Voldo: Typical /b/ user
Tira: Right handed players. If you know what i mean
Ezio: AC Fans and people who didnt played any SC
Nightmare: Emo/Goths
Siegfried: Nordic metal fans
Xiba: Old Kilik users + Fangirls
Leixia: Anime fans
Ivy: 30 years old
Raph: Goths wich are more into old goth
Viola: Female goths (Or forevealone goths)
Patroklos: 10 years old. Also whoever liked it from story
Alpha Patroklos: Setsuka players and 16 years old
Phyrra: Pedobears
Omega Phyrra: Goth Pedobears
Natsu: Taki players, female weaboos and foreveralone weaboos
Mitsu: Clasical anime lovers
Yotshi: Trolls.
 
Natsu or Xiba= stoners

Leixia =preppy girls who listen to Justin Bieber, Jonas Brothers, and Demi Lovato

Tira or Voldo =freaks

Ivy or Raphael= Sophisticated individuals who think they are better than everyone else (Narcissists)

Yoshimitsu or Aeon= Trolls

Mitsurugi= Schizophrenics (referring to the post about people talking to themselves)

Siegfried= People who think they're emo or tough or both when they're not

Maxi= Just people who think they're badasses

Cervantes= Drunks

Patroklos= Arrogant smug rich bastards

Pyrrha= Girls who are going through that "experimental" phase

Astaroth= Bodybuliders

ZWEI and Viola= Goth kids (nuff said)
So I'm a freaky schizophrenic with a drinking problem, who also enjoys lifting weights? I'm okay with this. In fact, you guys sound boring in retrospect!
 
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