I hate turning on the news...
The world is ending because kats be robing and killing in some random apartments.
The world is ending in California because of fires.
The world is ending in the South because of flooding/Hurricanes.
The world is ending in Central States because of Tornadoes.
The world is ending in some other bitch country because they realized "oh shit we can revolt."
The world is ending because Canucks lost a hockey game. Damn Canadians.
The world is ending because Hacks be Hacking and getting your information.
The world is ending because gays getting married, while straights can't wait to get divorced.
The world is ending because Politicians don't understand economics.
The world is ending because your President is black.
The world is ending because we're still fighting wars in the Middle East.
The world is ending because tea party women are running for office.
The world is ending because my teams never win shit, and are on record breaking losing streaks.
The world is ending because fools be drinking and driving causing accidents and making your ass late to work.
The world is ending because it's sooo fucking hot, it's like hell right now.
The good news is, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.