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Apparently, the Pope reckons that condoms 'make things worse' in regards to the AIDS epidemic.

The day I take sex advice from an 82-year-old virgin is the same day I take parenting advice from Kate and Gerry McCann.
 
BlackDragon37 said:
Apparently, the Pope reckons that condoms 'make things worse' in regards to the AIDS epidemic.

The day I take sex advice from an 82-year-old virgin is the same day I take parenting advice from Kate and Gerry McCann.
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You really think he's a virgin?

I highly doubt it, human nature rejects celibacy.

Be it a high-school fling, confused altar boy or curious Nun, I bet someone's been poped.
 
Lol i love this.
Its funny how his face turns to the side after the slap..
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^Well in a fantasy yes.
But I wouldn't want to be shot up.
So I'll dodge the bullets lol ^^."

Edit: Just came back from a *catches breath* morning jog......
I'm outta shape lol. The fast metabolism is what's holding me together.
 
i did..... i'm proud of that.

i mean.. you were comin at me the wrong way...
i was in the wrong mood... and i had to do it..
you were testin me... how i had to tell you,
don't test me...
i normally don't hit women.. but yo... you were beggin like madcon...
so i had to do it.. and proud of it got damn.
 
I was gonna klean my room, but then I got high (doo doo doooo)
I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high (dah dah da da da da)
My room is still messed up, and I know why (why man?) hey HEY
Because I got high, Because I got high, Because I got hiiiiggghhhhh

Naw, I'm just lazy, gettin high had nutin to do wit it
 
Psylocide's No-Fail Toilet Cleaner

1. This requires a cat... if you don't have one, borrow one from a friend or local shelter.

2. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/2 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

3. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

5. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

6. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse."

7. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

8. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

9. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

10. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
 
Madnis said:
i did..... i'm proud of that.

i mean.. you were comin at me the wrong way...
i was in the wrong mood... and i had to do it..
you were testin me... how i had to tell you,
don't test me...
i normally don't hit women.. but yo... you were beggin like madcon...
so i had to do it.. and proud of it got damn.
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Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard, you'll have a twitch.
 
Krit said:
Oh, I'm gonna beat you so hard, you'll have a twitch.
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oooo baby i like it raw....
yeah baby i like it raw....
yes baby, I like it raw.....

ooooo baby i like it raw.................

ey.... don't make me punch the blood out of you again....
at least let me call the blood bank.. let them re-up this time.
we missed them last time.. so.. this time.. yeah.. people will at least get your blood you know?

put that "donater" stamp on your drivers license..
you know? and then we can get up on those cookies that they got in the van.
 
ENTIRE THREAD IS BABIES.

By the by, no one's getting my TF2 quotes. Sadness. Sadness. Sadness. *shuts down*
 
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