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Psylocide said:
What would Psylocide do?

If there wasn't liquor or beer at this party, I would have already brought my own. I would start off by getting pretty sloshed, perhaps a few pulls of bombay sapphire followed up with a nice gin and tonic, or I would just take the nastiest beer and sneak around the house for some good ol' shotgunning.

Next, quite intoxicated at this point, approach group of said Emo kids... and ask how the conformity of suburban life was getting them down. Listen politely to their answers before calling them fags and sliding down my sunglasses as I walk away sippin on my drank.

During the fight I would probably just stand there and cheer someone on... If the daugter was hot, I would take her side I suppose. Possibly a "Jerry" chant if I could get enough people into it.

When mom decided it was time to play Guitar Hero, I would light up a joint, grab the controller, and Perfect Slow Ride on expert. Then, I would raise up the controller and smash it into a million pieces, slide down my shades, and walk out. Never to be seen again.
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LOL that's funny. XD
though it's funny that you say that because the mother was actually wasted...and she was offering us alcohol, which I thought was inappropriate but anyways that's just me.
After we all got done eating,we had to head inside the house because it started to rain, and she comes over to the living room and starts to ask for our names for like...the 4th time, which I thought was funny.
The thing that made me uncomfortable was when she sat in the living room with us and started going "Like omg you guys throw thee most lamest parties...when I was your age I did sooo much more crazy shit"
But gracefully someone cut her off with "NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR THAT!", so I took that as my cue to GTFO. :P
 
TagYouRPregnant said:
So today I went over to one of my closest friends BBQ...
When we got there...90% of the people who showed up were emo/skeleton/suicidal type kids who didn't necessarily say much,nor did they make me feel very welcomed since I was the only female wearing bright colors....
During the BBQ,the hosts GF decided that it would totally make their guest feel more comfortable if she started an argument with her mother through half of the whole event. Later on the day,the mother decided that it would cheer the mood up by playing guitar hero...so she turned on the wii...and bent on in front of me...now this lady's 48 years old...and she's pretty fat..AND was wearing short shorts...so you can only imagine...I was blind for 10 minutes...

How was your sunday? :)
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I wouldn't go to an emo party in the first place...
or people just sittin there trying to act all hard.
were they all asian?

but i would probably destroy something in their home before i go, if the party's not bangin.
 
A party like that. Fancy that.
If I were in that, I'd pull up my laptop and surf the net paying no mind to that.
If I'm hungry and/or thirsty, I'll have some of that.
Then, I'll leave that and exit stage left to play that at home.
 
PANDA said:
I wouldn't go to an emo party in the first place...
or people just sittin there trying to act all hard.
were they all asian?

but i would probably destroy something in their home before i go, if the party's not bangin.
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I didn't have a choice lol.
It was my friends Carlos friends BBQ,he invited Carlos,who invited me,so I didn't know what to expect.
The ones who were emo were mostly the females,the males were WOW players and gamers.
Though the host's gfs mom pretty much ruined the fucken gathering so yeah... lol
 
I went to a party once, kicked the host older brother in the face for talkin shit. Lets just say I never ran so fast and much in my life. People really hold grudges I had to run like 6 blocks and that surprised me usually people give up after like 2, but no those guys really wanted to kick my ass. Thank you track and field for making me able to out run people.
 
I might be moving to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of...
dental floss.
Raising it up...
Waxing it down...
In a little white box that I can
sell uptown.
 
I'm donating a bunch of shit to charity today.

And by charity I mean Goodwill.

And by Goodwill, I mean that store that takes free stuff, and sells it to poor people.

They turn a profit and don't actually have to be all that charitable. Hmm... too bad it won't just fit in the trash.
 
Well look at the bright side, you can probaly get a tax cut on it. XD Tax season is just around the corner you know. >:)
 
Krit, your sig and avatar remind me of an image I saw recently titled "Kunoichi"

kunoichibysasikiran.jpg
 
I need sleep -.-
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I slept and now I am at work. I need tea.
 
I'm planning my brother's bachelor party, couldn't talk the poor bastard out of taking the plunge. Being that I'm his older bro, I gotta make this off the hook.

You know what he wants to do? "Get high, have some drinks, and game out."

So, I have single handedly started planning SD's biggest SC tourney ever. At least 30 players (scrubs) and a few of us that play regularly. I'm getting 2 kegs, liquor, and I am buying a shitload of batties so I can load them up throughout the night and just hand them out. There will be prizes and what not for the top 5, including a loser prize which I haven't figured out yet.

Gonna. Be. Dank.
 
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