Ask a Virgin: Relationship Advice from Internet People

Lucky for you 8wr members are experts on everything including but not limited to: dating English and theoretical physics.

My 2cents: if you know you will be tempted to do something dishonest why put yourself in a situation that would tempt you?
Don't work in the luev're if you are trying to quit being an art thief.

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teffy the only thing you did wrong was fail to lie. everyone who says not to go to strip clubs has zero clue about normal non-lame relationships. strip clubs are healthy and awesome. next time, either invite your old lady to go, or don't say a damn thing about to her.

tell each other everything? big mistake. you can tell her you went to a strip club, you just have to include a lie about the dancers having 4 fingers, missing teeth, giving your friend crabs in his eyebrows, or being questionably preggo to make her feel better.

listen to this part very carefully: EVERY SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING HAS BEEN BASED ON LIES. they exist to protect us, and are good things. it is all just a matter of how vulnerable you leave yourself to be hurt by the truth. you should never have told her a word about the blowjob, but you also have to accept the fact that you may one day find out about her "old friend" that she ran into and have to turn the other cheek.

welcome to being an adult in the real world.

and in the future, save the spanish mamma blowjob story. that is serious sandbag fighting ammo. why on earth would you just waste it?
 
And $200 for a bj. Are you fckn srs? I don't care if she was Eva Mendes with a plate of barbeque chicken, you should have got more than that for that much money.
 
lobo said:
i've spent well over $200 in a night on strippers and gone home without even a blowjob.

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That's because they know you want one. They only give them out to people that would be tormented by getting one. Next time, try wearing a wedding band to the club and acting initially hesitant. Sob uncontrollably after and mumble a few things about your non-existent wife and they'll probably go all the way.

WARUI_NE said:
Lucky for you 8wr members are experts on everything including but not limited to: dating English and theoretical physics.
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Too true.
 
Crimson said:
i fucking heart Miami.. and Tef you were in MIA and didn't let anyone know? I was just there. Did you see the big music festival when you were there.. it was CRAZY!!
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Yeah, i was on collins avenue for the most part over at the double tree resort. South beach is another beast though i wonder how the job market is in miami and the apartments cost.... That's a place where anyone should want to live.
 
lobo said:
teffy the only thing you did wrong was fail to lie. everyone who says not to go to strip clubs has zero clue about normal non-lame relationships. strip clubs are healthy and awesome. next time, either invite your old lady to go, or don't say a damn thing about to her.

tell each other everything? big mistake. you can tell her you went to a strip club, you just have to include a lie about the dancers having 4 fingers, missing teeth, giving your friend crabs in his eyebrows, or being questionably preggo to make her feel better.

listen to this part very carefully: EVERY SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING HAS BEEN BASED ON LIES. they exist to protect us, and are good things. it is all just a matter of how vulnerable you leave yourself to be hurt by the truth. you should never have told her a word about the blowjob, but you also have to accept the fact that you may one day find out about her "old friend" that she ran into and have to turn the other cheek.

welcome to being an adult in the real world.

and in the future, save the spanish mamma blowjob story. that is serious sandbag fighting ammo. why on earth would you just waste it?
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hmmm i see this makes much since i messed up now though she haven't said a word to me in 4 days.
 
WARUI_NE said:
Lucky for you 8wr members are experts on everything including but not limited to: dating English and theoretical physics.

My 2cents: if you know you will be tempted to do something dishonest why put yourself in a situation that would tempt you?
Don't work in the luev're if you are trying to quit being an art thief.

edit: clean up the alfredo
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True it was a stupid mistake i made got caught up in the moment at the time.
 
Am I the only one who gets free things offered from strippers and the female gender here?

Also: "EVERY SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING HAS BEEN BASED ON LIES" - lol, NO. You're doing it wrong. Stop trolling life.
 
IvyFanboy said:
Am I the only one who gets free things offered from strippers and the female gender here?

Also: "EVERY SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING HAS BEEN BASED ON LIES" - lol, NO. You're doing it wrong. Stop trolling life.
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actually it is the truth. one day it will make sense to you...

as far as the strippers go...it is a pity thing.
 
Or they're so fed up with creepers and unappreciative dicks that they make sure to take care of the genuinely awesome ones. I think my record speaks for itself.

You can be sexually successful without deceit, manipulation, being a dick, gimicks, etc... and what's more you get to hear them complain about the people who do succeed on those and realize what tools they are, even in the eyes of those they've "conquered".

In fact I would chalk most of my success to girls rebounding of the people lieing to them all the time. Not a strategy I aim for, but you guys basically do the advertising for the genuine people.
 
Ghengis_John said:
Amy's a decade younger than you and she's got this figured out.

I dunno. If you felt you had to tell her then you had to tell her. It wouldn't have rested otherwise. You really fucked up though. Considering you also coulda told this girl "Hey, cut it out." Nobody can really sort this out for you. Bit of practical advice though man? You might wanna get yourself to a clinic right quick, just to make sure you didn't bring home any souvenirs.

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Why is your thread called "Miami south beach, frownie face?" It's kinda non-descript.
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lol...

Tef!!!!! Why dawg!? Why?....
 
HAHAHAHA acting like a pussie to get pussie
also you don't know lobo or anyone who calls you out in real life....lobo in real life is the most chill mother fucker ever....
Protip: people who make fun of you for saying funny stuff are just that.... they aren't dicks or assholes or manipulator

so im going to guess you have never told a lie to your girlfriend? ok Abe Lincoln
 
Can I ask you a serious question? Why do all your topics pertain to personal shit? True or not... shit's whack :/ That's all I'll say about it, since I'm assuming you'll be continuing this shit.
 
well of course the conquered think you are a tool. you did conquer them, after all. kudos for being the non-threatening rebound friend, though.

straight manly.
 
meh, it pays off every time I hear "oh that's what it's supposed to feel like!" and I guess it's totally sad I attract females by passive means and don't need to blow tons of money and ego to get something (or someone) done. You're just callin another girl a slut for bein prettier than you ;D
 
Xeph said:
Can I ask you a serious question? Why do all your topics pertain to personal shit? True or not... shit's whack :/ That's all I'll say about it, since I'm assuming you'll be continuing this shit.
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Xeph, I'm at a different place in my life now which is exciting for me so every now an then my topics will reflect on personal life. I know many of my topics are about women but i've also in the past have made topics bout career, life, etc. Just getting other people perspective that's all. :) I'm not a videogame guy anymore so topics like these are mainly what i talk about.
 
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