Apparently, dumb kids these days are getting 120 proof liquor shot from hand sanitizer

These types of reports spring up occasionally. "[Mundane household item] is being used by teenagers to get intoxicated" is a hot headline these days. Right now I'm inclined to believe its sensational reporting.

Regardless, I just avoid hand sanitizers because the alcohol in it can dry out skin.
 
Fake ID's (preferably one's that scan) can go from 120-150$. I'm talking legitimate fakes. That's not 'too' expensive, depending on the living situations.

But honestly, who the hell needs a fake when you've got hook ups. I've been able to purchase alcohol from several stores since I was 15. It ain't nothin'.
 
I can't believe people this stupid inhabit the same planet as I do. I mean, HAND SANITIZER? What the hell is wrong with these retards? What's next? Drinking anesthesia? Smoking a Big Mac?
 
My room mate showed me Facebook pictures of his friends at another college taking shots of hand sanitizer...

OH GOD IT'S ACTUALLY TRUE!

Now I just lost faith in my generation.
 
I think Hand Sanitizers are dangerous MOST DEFINITELY. But not because people can distill it to get drunk. Hand Sanitizers are dangerous because germs are GOOD. By getting in contact with germs, you are naturally building up your immune system that helps you fight against more serious infections. People these days are using so much hand sanitizer that if they ever get a serious infection, they are pretty much fucked because their immune systems suck.
 
Jaxel said:
I think Hand Sanitizers are dangerous MOST DEFINITELY. But not because people can distill it to get drunk. Hand Sanitizers are dangerous because germs are GOOD. By getting in contact with germs, you are naturally building up your immune system that helps you fight against more serious infections. People these days are using so much hand sanitizer that if they ever get a serious infection, they are pretty much fucked because their immune systems suck.
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Yeah, I never touch the stuff because of this.
 
Back in the day, we all were getting high off banana peels and anything else we could find in the "Anacrchist's Cookbook"

Im not suprised. these kids are getting a little desperate to get a buzz these days. Damn!! We parents must be doing something right!!
 
LOL hahah Eli is def a semi-germ-a-phobe. And yea, there are lots of good germs, that you should not be killing. Its always to fuck with your head in the head. Like Bottled Water, and the like

Again LOL
 
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