Is this where the hatemail goes? If not feel free to remove/relocate this.
I usually don't play against enough randoms to get hatemail and/or don't care enough to post, but this one makes for a good story. I was searching player match for a lobby when I saw that my good buddy JerichoxWar was hosting. Naturally I joined. It must have been a clan lobby because all four of the other players there had "xWar" in their gamertag. They were in party chat so I couldn't hear what anyone was saying but I waited patiently for my turn. When my turn came it waas me vs. the man himself JerichoxWar. I picked Xiba. He picked Yoshi. I won 3-0. When I readied up for the next match, my opponent didn't do the same. I readied up again and my next opponent didn't queue up either. I figured "nobody here wants to play me" so I left to go look for another lobby.
Then JerichoxWar sent me this along with a game invite:

On 6/23/2012 at 10:30 PM
JerichoxWar wrote:
ahaaa u pussy id kick ur bitchass
I thought to myself "now there's the JerichoxWar I know and love." I rejoin and now everyone's in public chat. Jericho wastes no time in starting with the insults saying,
Jericho: "You p***y mother****er. Why'd you leave?"
Me: "Well nobody was readying up or saying anything so I figured you guys were scared to fight me. My bad."
Jericho: *
expletive-laden verbal diarrhea* (the jist of it was he wanted to fight me again with his main)
Me: "And here I thought you guys didn't like me. Sure thing buddy."
As I waited for my turn, the fellow "xWar members" told me they were mostly pretty new to the game. We sparked up a conversation and I offered tips where I could during their fights. Most of them were pretty cool. Jericho was silent the whole time. When the time came for our rematch, I picked Xiba and he picked Siegfried. He was pretty predictable, so I stepped and blocked just about everything he threw at me. I ended up 3-0ing him again while carrying on my conversation with his friends. After our match, Jericho interjected into the conversation with,
Jericho: "I can't really call you a good player. Don't get me wrong, you know Xiba but you had to resort to lows to beat me."
Me: "Hmmm. I can't really call you a good player either. I mean, you seem to know Sieg, but you start making excuses and piss and moan just like a bad player when you lose."
Jericho: "OH I'M BAD?!? I beat up on tons of A ranked players all the time. You're only a C rank."
Me: "Rank matters? Since when?"
Jericho: "Check out the leaderboards bro. You'll see my name all the way near the top in ranked battle."
Me: "Online rank doesn't mean anything dude. Have you been to any noteworthy offline gatherings?"
Jericho: "Why would I drive all the way across the country to play this game when I can play from my couch?"
Me: "Riiiight. Well you have fun with that."
At this point, I dropped the conversation and went back to focusing on the fight I was having. At one point during the match, Jericho felt the need to interject again.
Jericho: "See?!?! You go for lows to win a round. That's dirty"
Me: "I do whatever I think will win. Maybe you'd beat me if you started 'playing dirty' "
Jericho: "Whatever man. You do a high then a low. That's all you do."
Me: "Well you see, that's called a mixup, and it's a pretty big part of the game."
Jericho: "Dude that's not what a mixup is. Mixups only happen when you knock your opponent down."
Me: "Wha...? Um, no..."
Jericho: "Whatever dude. Beat me again and I'll shut my mouth."
Me: "Sure thing"
When the time came for us to fight again, I decided to troll him with astaroth. He picked Sieg again and got wall comboed into oblivion. He didn't break a single B throw the whole time. This seemed to upset both Jericho and hid clan members who started saying things like "he's nothing but a spammer" and "Read the room title bro, you're breaking the rules". Jericho chimes in with,
Jericho: "Is this how you get your jollies? Beating up on new players in beginner lobbies?"
Me: "Oh this is a beginner lobby? My bad. I would have left sooner if I'd known that."
Jericho: "Yeah right. That's probably how you got your win ratio. Beating up on noobs."
Me: "I seem to be upsetting you guys now, so I'm gonna take off after this match."
Jericho: *
more braindead expletives*
I got booted before I could leave the lobby after that match. Then I got sent this message.
On 6/23/2012 at 10:52 PM
JerichoxWar wrote:
got skill faggot nig
I'm not sure if he was congratulating me on my skill or if he was trying to tell me to "get skill" and just sucks at spelling. Anyway I went to bed after that. Nothing else that night was gonna top that one.